May Anak na si Harold

Leche! Ano na ba ang nangyayari sa world ngayon? Puro na lang kasinungalingan ang ganap. It makes me startle na ha. Si Ruffa, super sweet ulit ke Ylmaz kahit bugbug sya without the pasa; Si Lindsay Lohan di raw umiinom while driving, pero druga pala pwede; Papa Bush demonizing Iran (kunwari political tayo. Chos!); Pati ang Mama Oprah nabiktima (with A Million Little Pieces).

Anovah?! Pero eto ang hindi ko ma-take.

Si Harold me anak na!.... Gosh! I know di nyo kilala ang Harold (hindi true na name for confi). Kasama ko sya dati sa trabaho doon sa Middle East. Statuesque na bading na mukhang palaka. (Sorry talagah pero totoo). As in bading sya. Period. Ang proof: Niligawan ako at pinatikim ko rin naman sya ke Junior koh (pero never touch ko sya ha. Dala lang ng pagkalasing at super higa lang ang Lyka noon. Chos!). And of course, super kwento din sya about sa mga na-dyug nyang mga Arabo.

Rupert as a gay father in The Next Best Thing

Last Night, super browse ako sa Friendster koh. At surprised ang bading ng napindot ang account ng Harold na toh! Yeah, me asawa at anak na pala ang gagah! Anovah talagah? Na-aksidente ba at ala The Next Best Thing nina Rupert at Madonna ang drama? Or talagang biglang nag 180 degrees turn at nagpakita si Virgin Mary at nag-miracle kay Harold at naging tunay na lalaki bigla? Kaya message ang bruha kaagad ke Harold.

Hi Harold! Sup? I reckon you are a family man now. I am quite surprised with that. Man! I guess this is the hardest decision you've made, huh? Is this for real? What happened?

Ang natangap na reply:

"Hey Bro! (Wow! pa bro bro pa ang bruha!) Yes, you've known me as the 'old' Harold. But people change with time. I've changed... It was not a decision at all. It just happened.

Years after you left, I found out that i am into girls too and lost interest with men eventually..... ('WITH' raw, di ba 'IN' dafat?) I am happy of what life has brought me lately. I am glad being a husband and a father now. Chloe, my daughter (Siyet! Sa pangalan pa lang bading na ang tatay) brought me so much joy. You can still call me 'gay' though for I am happy and GAY with my wife and daughter. God Bless!" - Harold

PS. You should try those white girls over there. Who knows? You might like it too!

(Gosh Harold ha! Re: Your P.S.... Nasubukan ko na yan! Una lang ang tigas at ng nakita ko na ang peksman, nahimatay ang Junior koh! Siyet!)

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Mga Bading, paki-explain. Anova ang nangyayari talagah? Kasinungalingan ba talaga ang Harold na toh or nagsasabi ng totoots? Bisexuality ("and lost interest with men eventually") ba talagah ito or Miraculo?

At least ang Ate Kelly ninyo, di iniwanan ang pagkabading. Kahit me asawa't anak na, bading pa rin. Walang kasinungalingan nakamit ang acheng Kelly dahil sya ay lantaran to everyone. Pati ang asawa, knowing.

Eh ang Harold? We respect his move pero (isang malaking)..... VAKIT?. Paano nangyari yun? Bigla na lang ba maglaho ang pagka-bading? Paki-explain!

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FYI: Me permission po tayo ke Harold na i-publish ang sulat nya dito sa isang condition: Ibahin ang pangalan nya.