Run, Lola, Run!

After watching the The Proposal Spoof, and the Snickers TV Ad, plus the SNL Promo take. Betty White is our newest LTE Gay Icon.

Meanwhile....

Both our own Lolas win Best Actress - URIAN (tie) for Brillante Mendoza's Lola. Congratulations!

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter".

Age Is Just A Number

FB Chat with Chamomile Te, my baklang Chinese friend from the Philly na mahilig manood ng TV.

Chamomile: Hanapan mo naman ako dyan!

Me: Ng ano?

Chamomile: Ng 'Kano ano pa?

Me: Puti?

Chamomile: Syempre Puti, gagah!

Me: Ikaw ang gagah! May itim din na 'Kano noh!

Chamomile: Ay! Meron? 

Me: Tanga!

Me: Anong age ang type mo?

Chamomile: 20 to 40 something lang.

Me: Ayo mo ng 50's?

Chamomile: Kahit ano basta Hot! 

Me: Anek?

Chamomile: Age is just a Number!

Me: Ang arte nito! Tse! 

Tama si Chamomile, Kung hot ka, hot ka talaga, kahit 20 or 40+ ka pa. Kaya eto ang sayo Chamu! LTE's 2010 TV's Hottest Papables..... (syempre lahat "Kano" for Tsinito like you! Leche!) 

20-Something Dreamboats:

Luke Grimes (Brothers and Sisters) 

Beau Mirchoff (Desperate Housewives)

Tim Urban (American Idol)

Logan Huffman (V)

Jared Padalecki (Supernatural)

Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl) 

30-Something Beefcakes:

Eric Mabius (Ugly Betty)

Jonathan Rhys Myers (The Tudors)

Ryan Kwanten (True Blood)

Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries)

Eric Dane (Grey's Anatomy)

Matthew Morrison (Glee)

40-Something  Studmuffins:

James Denton (Desperate Housewives)

Matthew Fox (Lost)

Patrick Dempsey (Grey's Anatomy)

Josh Holloway (Lost)

David Boreanaz (Bones) 

Rob Lowe (Brothers and Sisters) 

Ayan! Mga Bakla... dapat Hotness! No matter what man ang age natin ngayon.... dapat may asim pa rin! Pero ang tanong: Pwede bang ma in-love si Tim 24 sa Hotness ni Patrick 44? Pls lang! 

Brilliant

Post-Daybreak. Its a new day.... watched Serbis... and it resuscitated my adoration for alternative cinema. Brillante is brilliant. My first from him. I am not disappointed. 

It was not only because of Coco's hard triggered purplish weapon or his perfect patootie (minus the boils). Nor Kristopher King's soft-penile demonstration with that mixed-race bayot with boobs. Not even Lola Gina P's slap-Nora-in the-face acting. Maybe, it was more of Brillante's radical work. Everything just turned out remarkable.

 

His characters walk the building's labyrinthine corridors (with the style Gus Van Sant used in Elephant), symbolizing the complicated paths these souls take in life. The filthiness (ex. flooded restrooms) of the old movie house where they reside is a representation of their own impurities. Sabi nga ni Ate Gina: "Madaming aayusin sa sinehan na to!" 

One of my fave scenes: The Sapatos scene with Lola G and Ate J.

Serbis is my kind of movie. Thanks Brillante Mendoza and to Here! Productions. More exquisite Pinoy Movies from you, Please (without the 'lang'!)

Daybreak

Depress-depressan ako ngayon... Kakatapos ko lang napanood ang pelikulang Daybreak ni Direk Alix for the first time. Di ko akalain na papa-iyakin pala ako ng todo to the max nito. Ayoko na. Dinagdagan pa ni Noel Cabangon. Ayoko na talaga.

Bakit kasi may socio-economic gap pa? At may age gap? at may gap ang teeth nina Elton at Madonna? Bakit kasi nagpapa-apekto tayo dito at di na lang magmahalan ng bongga bongga? Bakit may aalis at bakit may maiiwan? Bakit dapat magkalayo? Bakit pwedeng magmahal ng dalawa? Bakit hindi na lang isa? Bakit importante ang career? Bakit importante din ang pag-ibig? Bakit tayo pinapapili pa? 

Bakit nakaka-relate ako sa pelikulang ito? Bakit kaya umiyak ako ng todo todo? Ayoko na ha... pls lang! 

Love Diet and Sexual Appetite

After a month of sex and some "love", I'm gonna sit down tonight and listen to the muteness of passion. 

I think I had too much. My heart is distended. I need to trim down my carbs of over-thinking affection and control the urge for naughty appetite. 

It's time to start the diet. The diet of Love and Sex. Wish me luck!

What If.....

What if you pack up your bags and go to Mt. Abu

and there you meet someone like you

What if he likes you and you like him too

and his odd and amusing story about his Lolo.

What if he starts to sing

and then you start believing

What if you forget everything

and he reminds you it's nothing.

What if he snaps and bites

and you feel no pain

What if he offers you candy delights

and not that castle in Spain

What if you unanticipatedly feel sunny

and all around you is joy.

and swiftly......

What if he asks you for money

for he sees himself as your new toy?