Thursday, November 27, 2008

Positive For Nothing

3:45pm, 7th Floor

Ben likened his 7th floor workplace to a colony of ants. Everybody is busy working in a dull uniformity. Everybody looks the same with their black and red suits. 2 more hours and Ben will be out of here. Waiting for 5 O'Clock is always a thing to endure every weekday. 

The Queen Ant summoned Ben to her office. "Ben, I need you to bring this down to Mr. Myrmex on the 5th floor". Ben's eyes sparkled: "Of Course. Of course". The 5th floor is where Mar is working. Mar is Ben's new crush. He's the new guy with the dimples. Ben's not even sure if he's real name is Mar. He once overheard someone calling this new guy 'Mar"... which could be a nick for Mario, or Marlo, or Edimar. Just like his 'Ben', a short for Benjamin. 

Ben with the docs on hand passed by a mirror. He checked how he looks. He's not that bad looking at all, he thought. At least for his standards. Ben fixed his red plaid tie. Not for the extra pounds, he'll be perfect. He smiled anyway and headed to the elevator.

The fifth floor's aura was much different from where he works. They are much relaxed here. He saw Donna, Mr. Myrmex's secretary. "Hi, Donna" with eyes not on hers but journeyed somewhere instead, to look for Mar. He saw Mar at his desk. Absorbed of what he is doing. "Your Boss needs these papers", says Ben to Donna but eyes still on Mar. Let Mar see me please, thought Ben. Donna was on the phone unaware of what's going on. Ben waited both for Donna to attend to her and Mar to see him. He wanted himself to be visible to Mar, visible to be noticed.

Then it happened. Mar eventually saw him. Stared at and noticed him. Ben did not smile at all. He instead counted from 1 to 4. Yes! 4 seconds. According to his friend, Henry, a 4-second stare or more means something. Something positive. Then Mar smiled at him and he smiled back. The dimples just made him want to shout "Hanep!". But he kept it to himself. He then noticed Donna smiling at him too. He retained the smile for Donna and said: "I love your lipstick!"

Ben, back to 7th floor smiled till 5pm.

-O-

3:50PM, 5th floor

Marlon has to impress his boss. He's new to this company and the paper works assigned to him are not his forte at all. He has to finish this by 5pm or else his boss might think he's not capable of this job. He needs this good first impression. Just like how he impressed Tommy, the guy he's dating for a month now. Marlon is into well-built muscled guys like Tom. Like this new job, he wants to keep Tom for good. 

The company sales materials Marlon is working on gave him a headache. He's been at his desk for 2 hours straight since his lunch break. He paused for a while to take a deep breath. While doing this he saw this chubby guy with a red plaid tie staring at him at Donna's desk. He looked familiar. He tried to remember where he met this guy. 

Presto! The guy staring at him now is the same guy he caught picking his nose while driving at the parking garage this morning. He cannot help but smile. And the guy smiled back at him. That worsened the situation. He wanted to laugh hard but felt embarrassment for the guy. He just lowered his head instead with the smile still intact. 

-O-

9:00 PM, Ben's Bedroom.

Ben cannot sleep. Happiness is what he felt. He thought of the smile Mar gave him this afternoon. The 4-second stare meant something. Ben's positive. Mar's into him. He's excited to go back to work tomorrow.  

-O-

9:00 PM, Mar's Bedroom.

Marlon is happy. He just had another great sex with Tommy. While Tom's head on his chest, he shared how stressed he was at work and the story of that funny-looking co-worker picking his nose at the carpark today. 

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Racial Profiling IX

Lyka's East Asia: Zhu Lin and Zhang Xu Chao

US Vogue named India's Lakshmi Menon as one of the brightest stars in fashion today. But would there be one from East Asia in the near future? How about these new(?) Chinese models, Zhu Lin (left) and Zhang Xu Chao (right)? We are rooting for Zhang. We cant wait to see how her freckles will go. Ni Hao! 

Mama O Latino: Hilda and Justin Suarez
Betty is not the only cool Suarez. Hilda (Ana Ortiz) is getting noticed. Her vivacious character, her unsuccessful romantic relationships, and the nasal accent all put together for a good beautician show! (And Ralph Macchio for a new love? Venga!). Enter her son Justin (Mark Indelicato), Yesss! Justin, who has a new love interest as well. Will the blonde bully Randy be the one for him? Cant wait!  

Kelly's Caucasia: Dean and Dan Caten
Have you seen DSquared2 all-colored-male SS2009 Show? Its designers,Toronto-based  identical twins Dean and Dan did it again. Concept kung concept! (Obama Go ang drama! Naglalaway ang Lyka! Chos!) They're known for staging elaborate fashion shows with Homelessness, Men's Locker Room, Wild West, etc as examples of themes they've took on.  O Canada! We stand on guard for thee!

Jezebel's Indiarabia: Dev Patel and Freida Pinto
Would Slumdog Millionaire be this year's Juno? Toronto started the buzz. It won the People's Choice Award just like Juno. Every film enthusiast is talking about it. But would South Asian Actors Patel and Pinto be at the Oscars next year? Maybe not for there is no Jennifer Garner who supports them. May Pinto's sari shine on the red carpet!

Ekra's Afro: Venus and Serena 

Yes! No last names. Just Venus and Serena. Not the Tennis Aces but Venus and Serena, the designers. They are no Caten Brothers (yet) but Venus has EleVen (Sports Wear) and Serena, Aneres (Lingerie? Wow!). We admire both their tennis accomplishments but its too way early  to comment on their pieces. And yes, it seems that everyone is launching their own line. We cant wait for Sandra Oh to launch hers. Vavooooo!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

PR-LTE Season 4 Winner

Ladies and pa-Gentlemen, the winner of Project Runway-LTE Season 4 is........ Mama O!!!!!!!

Winner: Mama O's "Kahlua On Olives"



The Coffee Liquor with Olives collection intoxicated us. Mama O's brown and green palette thrilled the majority. She garnered 71 points total. Kiks thought its innovative. Its design essence: to protect, cover and yet flatter the wearer.  Mrs J saw sophistication and some spelled SEXY in their notes. Mama O's clean tailoring and her alluring aesthetics  without doubt made her win this Season's Project Runway - LTE. Congratulations to the Mama! 

Kahluafied: Kiks, Ernesto, Anon2, [G], Mel Beckham, and Beverly Gil Did not buy it: James, The Zen Bitch, and Fuchsiaboy

2nd Place: Jezebel Patel's "Pretty Edgy"



Previous Season's winner, Jezebel Patel's half-pretty half-edgy collection divided voters into halves. Some loved her billowing gowns and some hated it. Some thought they were "whimsical" and others, "gimickry". Her first half structural Edgy looks split off votes too. One says its Lanvin-ish but some thought its undone. Pretty Edgy's divided votes reaped 66 Points placing her Second. 

Prettified: Mrs. J, Gayzha, Anon1, Yanyan, Ngou Shum, Anon3, Yajnat, Bervely Gil's BF Did not buy it: Kiks, Kawadjan, Luis Batchoy, Elaine from Canada

3rd Place: Lyka Bergen's "Melanitis"



Melanitis are Brown Butterflies. And they did not fly high this season. Lyka Bergen's brown butterfly inspiration did not get her somewhere. Fuchsiaboy thought the one-color tone was so "uninspiring". It didn't shine. Some thought its over-designed with the scarf and the ribbons. (Although they were only apparent on two dresses. Tse!). She placed third with 62 Points. 

Melanitised: Mandaya Moore, Kawadjan, James, Anthony, Luis Batchoy, and The Zen Bitch Did not buy it: Anon1, Ngo Shoum, Anon3, Yajnat, Mel Beckham, and Beverly Gil

4th Place: Ekra Tan's "Beau Lacque Lacque"



Ekra Tan's "Beau Lacque Lacque" is the most unique collection among the four this Season. However, being unique is always a risk. Her experimental artsy designs assembled only the few. Some thought the collection is "wishy washy", "haphazard" and "scary". She garnered the lowest vote with 51 Points. 

Lacque-Lacued: Fuchsiaboy and Elaine from Canada Did not buy it: Mrs J, Mandaya Moore, Gayzha, Ernesto, Yanyan, Anthony, Anon2, [G], and Bervely Gil's BF

------O-----

Best From Each Collection:


Worst From each Collection:


Congratulations to the "O"!!!!! Thank you all for voting. See you all in Season 5! This is Tina Monzon Palma, doing the Pasa-Doble!!!! Vavoooooooo!

Season 4 Behind-The-Scenes

Monday, November 17, 2008

LTE Project Runway Season 4



Leanne Marshall (USA), Aries Lagat (Philippines), and Juli Grbac (Australia) were declared Project Runway Winners in their own respective country's version of the fashion design show but LTE's Project Runway Season 4 has no winner yet. It's time to decide. 

32 New Creations
4 Amateur LTE Designers
1 Winner

LTE's Project Runway Season 4 has a new twist. The Challenge: The four designers (Lyka, Ekra, Jezebel, and Mama O) have to design clothes for each other. In that case, each has to model for her 3 fellow competitors and for her own collection as well. 

And to prevent biases (but bias cut on skirts is permitted. Chos!), no mentions of the designer's name is allowed during the voting span. (Designers will be designated only as Designer A to D). Drawing of lots was done for the show's order of presentation. No specific allocations of signature wigs, walk, paraphernalia, and shoes this time. Judging will be focused on the design, per se (Tse!). 

All of our designers have worked long and hard to get to this point and we are very excited to see their collections. So,...... Let's start the show!

Designer A: "Beau Lacque Lacque"


Designer B: "Kahlua on Olives"


Designer C: "Melanitis"


Designer D: "Pretty Edgy"


So which designer deserves to win? Vote now! Give us your opinion. Be honest and be firm because fashion has no mercy! (Sa simbahan lang ang 'Mercy'). 

Rank the designers from your First to Fourth. We would also like to know which single design did you like the best. (Include na rin ang worst para masaya!) The Winner will be announced in a week. Vivaaaaa! 

Friday, November 14, 2008

Aries and Carlo


Congratulations to Aries Lagat for winning Project Runway -Philippines! Venga ang gagah!



We love the collection! Especially the morphing process. And Carlo....


Yeesssah! Carlo Adorador. We adore him but.... 

We think Veejay's male model is more of a Papa!

Watch out for our Project Runway-LTE Season 4 this coming Monday noon, San Francisco time. Yahlaaaa!