LTE's Miss Universe 2009

Have you seen it yet mga Bakla? Of course you did! The Miss Universe Website is up and running again with pictures and interview videos of this year's global candidates. 

Sino ba naman ang LTE na di makisali. Mga Pinoy bading kami, noh! Hello? Lets play Judge Judas. 

Best Gowns:

Israel, Colombia, Puerto Rico, Japan, Norway

We all know naman that most of the gowns presented were horrible anoh. These are our five best amongst those hideous curtainauseous evening dresses. We chose Israel as winner for being unpretentious, Colombia(2nd) for just being right, Puerto Rico's (3rd) because of her Pilita's bend, Japan(4th) for bringing real fashion to this pageant and Norway(5th) for its austerity.

Top 10

Well, heck with the gowns. Let's go to the real tournament of beauty. Here is our Top 10 candidates for Miss Universe 2009 (basing from the official website)....... 

Paraguay (8th), Jamaica (9th), Czech Republic (10th)

Albania (5th), Australia (6th), Dominican Republic (7th)

Colombia (2nd), Indonesia (3rd), Sweden (4th)

And this year's Miss Universe (according to the LTE sisters) is..........

Yep! we are still more into personality than sex appeal. Britain's Clair Cooper's interview and charisma made us decide to name her our LTE's Miss Universe for this year. Kulang man ang tambok ng boobs nya, umaapaw naman ang pagiging tunay nya! Congratulations!

Former LTE Misses Universe

Belgium 2008 and Guatemala 2007

Both didnt make it to the semi-finals. We're pretty sure Britain 2009 will also not be included in this year's list. LTE's Miss Universe is not a Donald Trump sex doll. Charooooot!