Sunday, November 2, 2008

TiTi Nominees: October 2008

The October 2008 TiTi Award is all about Gay Love, Dating, Flirting, Relationship, Cruising and the Self -Esteem that goes with it. 10 consequential comments were considered but only 6 got the chance to be nominated. So here they are starting with......

The Zen Bitch

(On being Pangit) "Turo sa akin ni madir nung bata pa ako... Kung pangit ka... dapat maging mabait ka... Kaya lumaki akong masama ang ugali".

Lyka Says: Yan ang dapat. Kung alam mong pangit ka, make sure to be beautiful from the inside para naman kahit konting beauty, meron ka. Pero Zen, bakit nasabi ng Nanay mo yan sa you?  Hmmmm.... Regards kay Madir!

Kiks

(On feeling Pangit) "Pangit is a state of mind".

Lyka says: True ang Kiks. Tingnan nyo ang mga Paranoid Schizophrenics, they thought na all eyes are on them. And with their delusions of persecution, this lead them to act things na di kanais-nais. Same thing with those who think they are Pangit. Pangit ang kalalabasan. Walang Jowa! Wahahahha!.... Sabi nga ng drag queen sa Castro two nights ago: "It's all about attitude, Baby!" 

Xan Factor

(On Gay Cruising) "Ang alam ko lang, kung daig ng Maagap si Masipag, daig ni Malandi si Maagap".

Lyka says: This reminds me of a Castro bar scene: Si Elena Masipag, ikot ng ikot. Hanap ng hanap. Kwento ng kwento sa mga Papa. Effort talagah. Pero ang mga quality Papa ubos na, nadoon na sa piling ni Sheila Maagap. Naunahan sya! Then here comes Mandy Malandi with matching smile without showing teeth. Wink here and wink there. Hi! Hello! says the mole on her upper lip. This upper lip, often licked by her cherry-colored tongue. The power of touch is her sword. And she walks like an Egyptian. All those Papa eyes on her now. Wagi si Mandy!

Luis Batchoy

(On Gays for Straight) "Ayokong maging judgmental. Gusto ko din sanang sabihin na ang straight di dapat patulan at kainlaban ng bading pero sino ba naman ako para hadlangan ang kaligayahan ng madla? Kanya kanyang diskarte baga. Kanya kanyang eksena, kanya kanyang kemverlou. Go lang ng go..... Ang alam ko lang, somewhere, sometime soon, each one of us will find his place under the sun and do a Kylie Minogue dance number belting out the tune of "I should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky!"

Lyka says: Ang Tita kong Old Maid, hanggang ngayon wait pa rin ng wait for her Kylie Minogue moment. Pero Kemverlou, tama ka, sino ka nga ba? Chos! But then, Yeeesaaah! we continue to live because of Hope. 

Kiel

(On finding Love) "In my opinion, while simplistic formulas may hold for sexual encounters, one need meeting another cannot adequately explain nor sustain a romantic relationship. Love cannot be limited to the narrow confines of trading money, intelligence, beauty, virtue or (even) sexual preference for intimacy or any of the former as bargaining chips. As i grow older (!) I am seeing more how people tend to reduce what is complicated to something that is easier to explain to justify their own prejudices. (the spirit of oprah possessed me there for a while)..... Or may be - inspite (and probably due to) my experiences, i'm still a hopeless romantic".

Lyka says: Wow!!!! ..... Ano raw?

Empress Maruja

(On Pinoy Gay Bloggers' flirtations with each other) "Hoy! Landiin niyo naman akets!"

Lyka says: Oh ayan mga girls! Set up your Pursuit of Love by flirting with the Empress now. Get rid of that strange unhappy feeling, those feeling Pangit moments, and of being a hopeless romantic. Maruja is the answer! The winner will get an all-expense-paid trip to Amanpulo and has the chance to sun bath naked with the Empress! Now go!

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So who deserves to win the TiTi for giving the best comment for October 2008? Vote for your Top 3 sa comment section and in 5 days, Love will bow on you and you will never ask this question again: "How could it take so long?" (Our song of Week by Jesse Harris). Tse!

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