TITI Nominees: June 2008

This TiTi is all about Faggotry. Given to the gay or pa-gay reader with the best comment made each month. Gay comments that inspire, provoke, shock, amuse or wala lang.

So, Here are the nominees for the June 2008 TiTi.

Ladies and the Pa-mhin-tas, please welcome our Top 5 Finalists :

Johnny Panic
in Tea With Jaclyn Jose

(On the name Jaclyn Jose) "Oh yes, yes, yes oh yes! eJaculation Jose!"

Lyka says: Lola! Kelan ba yung last Jaclyn Jose moment mo ha? At bat ganyan ang mukha mo? Dapat magbate para eJaculation Jose! Best Actress ang emote at the time ng sabog! Tse!

Bananas
in Gayzha Wins Titi

(On Manila Bulletin)
"I hope that the paper, second only to the Star--which is of course second only to the Inquirer (ehem...)--will banner, from now on, titi winners instead of government project inaugurations and the president smiling (or smirking) like life-size Hello Kitty granny".

Lyka says: Ano raw?

Rik32Miles
in Judas Not Kiss

(On Gay bashing) "Kundi tayo kikilos... sino? Kundi ngayon.... kelan? Tama na! Tigilan na! Ang pagjombag! Sa mga jokla! Jaws ko!"

Lyka says: Ikaw ba yung sa Pic, Rick? Kung ikaw yan, panalo ka na! Ibibigay ko lahat pati ang TiTi ko. Charice Pempengco!! Ang bastos ko!

Luis Batchoy
in Judas Not Kiss

"As what I always advise the little gurlaletches...The never ending battle of the sexes has long ended, and the question as to who is the stronger sex has been answered long before. Its not the males, nor the females who is stronger...
It is us GLBTR's... The so-called third sex!

In this world, if you are not tough...then don't be gay! You have to be stronger if you wanna be one of us. Not only physically, but emotionally, socially, spiritually, intellectually, and well... yes... even romantically... after all, we are the ones who believe in love longer than most.

At dahil Independence day sa Pinas... we should also celebrate our independence from fear and the deep dark shadows that society push people like us into. Step in to the light.. Lumengentia!"

Lyka says: Hoooy Luisa! Pang Manila Bulletin na tong post mo ha! At saan ang pic-pic moh? Ang ganda mo pala kung naka-maskara! Ching!

Mrs J.
(in Masturbation And Echo)

On Jericho Rosales) "Naku mukhang i agree sayo LYKA ko tungkol kay ECHO... Malaki nga siguro... Pati ang ulo.. Pero ang sigurado ko.. ay day.... MAITIM ito!!!! Ang titi ni echo... Bow!"

Lyka says: Eto o! Bastos ever ang maldita. Hoy! Saan sa Divisoria mo nabila yang korona mo ha? Malandi ka!

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Oh sya at mag vote na! Your Top 3 sa comment section to determine kung saang pwet karapat dapat mapupunta ang June 2008 TiTi! Choooooos!