Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Sampal!

You're allowed to punch out anyone and get away with it. Who is getting clocked?

That was Maxim's question to Masi Oka of TV's Heroes. And here is his reply:

"Mike Tyson, because he's an idiot. He could've been such a role model, yet he's become a parody of himself. It's kind of sad."

Kayo? Sino ang sasampalin nyo? Kung tatanungin kayo ni Kris Aquino sa isang live TV show ng question na toh? Ano ang isasagot mo?

Kami? Si Gretchen Barretto. And why?... Just like Mike Tyson, she could've been such a role model, yet she's become a parody of herself. It's kind of sad.

Gretchen owns one of the most beautiful faces in Pinoy showbiz everlou. Maganda ang bruha talaga. That is not the reason kung bakit sasampalin namin sya. Sinayang nya eto eh. Nang nakasama ang Tony Boy, biglang lumaki ang ulo (at biglang lumiit ang thighs. Chos!) . Puno kasi ng hangin at pagka-hambog si Lola.

So what kung naka Monique Lhullier or naka Valentino ka? Or Marc Jacobs ang bag mo? Or Manolos ang shoes mo. Kailangan bang malaman ng lahat ng tao ito? Kahit di ka tinatanong, ever broadcast mo toh? Nagmukhang cheap ka tuloy instead na maging elegante sana. Sayang ang Greta. Isa lang ang ma-ipapayo ko, gayahin si Katie Holmes. Ang problema, ang buhok lang ni Katie ang ginaya ni Greta. Haaaay! Vavooo!

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Pahabol. Kung hindi available si Tita Greta, Si Willie Revillame na lang. Why? Because... He could NEVER be a role model and he doesn't even know what 'Parody' means. And yes, He's an Idiot!

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At sa mga fans nina Tita Greta, Willie Revillame, Mike Tyson, Katie Holmes, at Masi Oka. Pati na rin sa mga Fans ni Monique, Valentino, Marc and Manolo, eto ay handog ng LTE para sa inyo.

Our Song of the Week. Antenna Trash from Lali Puna. Watch and listen sa sidebar. Enjoy to the world!

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