Sunday, June 1, 2008

TITI Nominees: May 2008

Its time for the TiTi for May 2008. Break out the champagne and tell your Papa to take the night off. Nominees were announced today for the May 2008 TiTi Award, which recognize Pinoy Gay Bloggers for their creativity and innovation when it comes to giving comments to anything thing cojuangco!

Yeez! The TiTi is given monthly for the best comment made in the Lyka Bergen Show. So sino sino ang nabigyan ng chance to grab the TiTi for May 2008?

The final roster of nominees for this month's TiTi is available for perusal. It’s an amazing list, and I wont be surprised kung me ganap na pataasan ng kilay. Bongga ka 'Day!

So here they are, the nominees for the TiTi May 2008.........




Wilberchie
in Nestle KLIM

"Natry mo na yung camel? Ako gus2 ko i-try yung sa elephant! ..... Wala lang!.... Kanya kanyang trip lang mga bakla!"

Lyka says: OMG! Ano itrek? Panibagong fetish na naman itrek ditrek! Bestiality kung bestiality! Gandara ng lola! The bigger the better. The biggest the best ang drama!

Bananas
in Turning Half-Japanese

(On half-Japanese Papa, Justin Nozuka) "No zuka? Yes! Yes! Zokahan nya man ako, zhokey lang".

Lyka says: Zhokla ka talaga Bananas ka! Very dirty ka pala when it comes to sex. Pero no doubt, talagang zozoka ang Justin kung makita ka. Choooooooos! (Baka magalit!)


Gayzha (Jase)
in Tomorrow Will Be Better, I Swear

"Yesterday is just a dream... And tomorrow is only a vision ... But today, well lived, makes every yesterday a dream of HAPPINESS And every tomorrow a vision of HOPE........ HOPE Menthol Cigarette!"

Lyka Says: This is so very Miss Universe kind of an answer with a touch of Miss Gay- Kalookan with a K!


Yajnat
in Ano Va Tyra?

(On ANTM's winner, plus-sized Whitney) "Anorexia is dying.... HELP!"

Lyka says: Suplada ang gagah! Akala mo kung sinong payatot! Pero wala namang mukhang ipapakita. Yan si Yajnat. Ang bruhang walang mukha. Slim pero puno naman ng tagyawat ang fez. Choooos! (Baka magalit din sya).


Gibo
in 99 Pulang Balloons

(On 99 Red Balloons singer, Nena) "99 must be referring to the number of buhok sa kilikili ni Nena".

Lyka says: (eto pa ang isang walang pic. Ang badesh sa likod ng Kabuki Maskara na kamukha ni Ai-Ai). Pero Wahahahaha! As in tawa ako sa comment. Gibs! I dunno kung maka-relate ang mga kabataang bading dito. Trivia for the lecheng mga batang bads: Si Nena ay nakilala di lang sa kanta nyang 99 Red Balloons noong 80's kundi pati na rin sa mga buhok nya sa kelly-kelly. Wagi!

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The fate of the 5 beautiful nominees lies in your hands. Basahin ang palad at mag-vote na! Sinetch ang karapat-dapat makahawak ng TiTi for the merry month of May? Your Top 3 in the comment section pls. Good Luck and Tse!

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