Saturday, August 22, 2009

Tall, Dark, and Gorgeous

"Tall Dark, and Gorgeous" are the three words Madam Damdiva gave us when asked who will be crowned Miss Universe this year. 

Madam Damdiva is a popular psychic from Dumarao, Capiz. She is half human, half Engkanto. She became famous for predicting the Fall of Lotlot and the Bloating of Janice de Belen. She also predicted that Fuchsiaboy will reach 30 a virgin (and we're almost there!) 

"Tall, Dark, and Gorgeous". We think of these girls......


Dominican Republic, France, and South Africa

She'd better be right, or else these girls will prove her wrong.


Kosovo, The Netherlands, and Spain

Asked if there will be surprises this year, she replied with her usual three-word prophecy: Calachuchi, Rose and Gumamela. Oh yeah, we got that: A Chekwa, A red-haired beauty, and that country that sounds like Gumamela. 


China, Great Britain, and Guatemala

How about this year's surprise exclusion? She replied: Isabel Granada, Frieda Kahlo, and Lea Salonga. WTF? Bruhang toh! (Kilala si Frida Kahlo!) But maybe she's right with: 


Puerto Rico, Mexico, and Vietnam

Whatever Madam Damdiva says, we just hope that these three fabulous ladies below will make the cut: The girls with the umbrellas and the one with the pana! 


Philippines, Indonesia, and Belgium

Final Question: Is it all right for a woman, and a Miss Universe on top of that, to pose topless in a magazine? Why or why not? Gooooo!

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