Is Aljur The Next Piolo?

Is Aljur the Next Piolo?

Not long time ago, Piolo used to be referred to as 'The Next Goma". His TVC's "I love you Piolo" turned out be a success like Goma's Rowing for Bench. Both were then alluded to this 'Papa ng Bayan" status. It takes one TVC for a new Papa to be elevated to this kind of ' Ng Bayan" status. And it takes hundreds of Pinoy Bakla to make it happen. Thanks to us, girls!

Is Aljur's Century Hotdog TVC the new "I Love You, Piolo"? Pinoys are talking about it, and the gays drool. Another viral Pinoy TVC that can upraise a male Matinee Idol to a higher status. Seeing that Piolo is getting older and boring, is Aljur then be the new Papa ng Bayan? Maricris, my Pop commentary gay friend says so: "Aljur's attractiveness we cannot deny. Ask that half-Pinay/half-Moon Ai-Ai or that high class bakla Tim Yap, they will agree with me! Irresistible!"

"Its the Eyes" says Maricris. "There's something about his eyes. Mysterious and sexy, they're like saying "cum and get me". He'll definitely be The Next Piolo" she added. But I disagree: "How can he be the next Piolo. He can't act!" Maricris opposes: "Yes. Piolo can act but Goma can?". "Yes, he was good in Dahas" says I. "It doesnt matter" says Maricris. "John Arcilla can also act, had he ever been referred to as our Papa ng Bayan?". OK, got your point, Maricris! But for me, let's wait for a little bit more. Aljur is almost there, but not yet. Pls lang!

Three Kings

Kung may Tatlo mang Hari ang dadalaw sa akin ngayong gabi, sila na mga 'teh!

Sila ang tatlong bagong kinagigiliwan ng inyong baklang lingkod. Si Lyka Bergen po... Nangangarap! Ching!

(Eh kayo? Sino ang Three Kings nyo? Pls lang!)

Photo Credits: Paolo by Biggie, Tom by Dan Douglas Ong, and Martin by Aiko Melendez. Charot!

Aljur

There he goes again... my Next Piolo or my Younger Piolo Version or my Piolo-na-di-Bading or something to that effect.... for a Kelly-Kelly shot! Bravo!

Age Is Just A Number

FB Chat with Chamomile Te, my baklang Chinese friend from the Philly na mahilig manood ng TV.

Chamomile: Hanapan mo naman ako dyan!

Me: Ng ano?

Chamomile: Ng 'Kano ano pa?

Me: Puti?

Chamomile: Syempre Puti, gagah!

Me: Ikaw ang gagah! May itim din na 'Kano noh!

Chamomile: Ay! Meron? 

Me: Tanga!

Me: Anong age ang type mo?

Chamomile: 20 to 40 something lang.

Me: Ayo mo ng 50's?

Chamomile: Kahit ano basta Hot! 

Me: Anek?

Chamomile: Age is just a Number!

Me: Ang arte nito! Tse! 

Tama si Chamomile, Kung hot ka, hot ka talaga, kahit 20 or 40+ ka pa. Kaya eto ang sayo Chamu! LTE's 2010 TV's Hottest Papables..... (syempre lahat "Kano" for Tsinito like you! Leche!) 

20-Something Dreamboats:

Luke Grimes (Brothers and Sisters) 

Beau Mirchoff (Desperate Housewives)

Tim Urban (American Idol)

Logan Huffman (V)

Jared Padalecki (Supernatural)

Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl) 

30-Something Beefcakes:

Eric Mabius (Ugly Betty)

Jonathan Rhys Myers (The Tudors)

Ryan Kwanten (True Blood)

Ian Somerhalder (The Vampire Diaries)

Eric Dane (Grey's Anatomy)

Matthew Morrison (Glee)

40-Something  Studmuffins:

James Denton (Desperate Housewives)

Matthew Fox (Lost)

Patrick Dempsey (Grey's Anatomy)

Josh Holloway (Lost)

David Boreanaz (Bones) 

Rob Lowe (Brothers and Sisters) 

Ayan! Mga Bakla... dapat Hotness! No matter what man ang age natin ngayon.... dapat may asim pa rin! Pero ang tanong: Pwede bang ma in-love si Tim 24 sa Hotness ni Patrick 44? Pls lang! 

Hainaku!

Konnichiwa! 18 years ago, he did this:

His name is Masahiro Motoki, my new Jowa.

Chos lang mga gagah! So Ive finished watching the 2009 Oscar winning film, Departures anoh, where he starred as Daiku, and I immediately fell in love with him na. Hainaku talagah.

Now he's 44 and those young photos dont really matter. Aging doesnt affect him that much. He's even more sexy and... cute! (So mga bakla, dont be scared of Aging. Just take care of that bilbil and achieve something cool, then you'll be fine).

Moshi-moshi! Look at him now (winning Best Actor at 2009 Asian Fim Awards for Departures):

..and in the film. (Cute cute nya talagah! )

Masahiro! Masahi-in mo nga ako! Pls lang!

Marco Ko!

Lecheng Marco Morales to.... sinira ang gabi ko.

Kakapagod sa work. Gusto kong mag relax relax lang sana tonight. Check e-mails muna, konting YM chat kay Kawadjan, pa browse browse hanggang ma-antok... until accidentaly, nakita ko to.... yes itoooo.

So, ngayon na-nginit na ako. Di na ako makatulog tuloy. Leche! 

Masturbation and Echo

Gosh! Vungga naman tong Google at Yahoo Search Engines na toh at talagang ni refer ang The Lyka Bergen Show sa mga queries na nakakaloka katulad ng mga toh:

Di ba nakakaloka talaga? Ganito ba talaga kabastos ang blog na to? Isa-isahin nga natin.

Steps ng masarap na MASTURBATION
At sino naman kayang wanker toh? Kakaloka ang hinahanap. At meron ba akong topic na ganito? Cant remember talaga. Pero, kung sino ka man, wag mag sariling-sikap at magpa-chu ka na lang sa mga bading dyan sa kanto. Am sure langit ang aabutin mo! Pwe!

Titi ni Jericho Rosales
Kakaiba toh! Malaki kaya or Cute lang ang Titi ni Jericho? Feel ko, Mr. Big si Jericho. Big ang ulo at big din ang isang mata nito. Chos! O ayan, tawa lang ang sagot ng Echo. ------->

Or di kaya mag search ka na lang ng Titi ni Napoleon Bonaparte or di kaya ni Jose Rizal para naman Educational. Pandagdag kaalaman sa History. Davu?

Videos of Andy 
Minsan, ninais kung bumili ng kahit isa man lang video ni Andy, ang half-Japanese na gay Porn star na pangarap kong maging Papa. I havent seen him perform yet. Balita ko, botomista ang Hapon. Type ko syang sakyan! Tse!

Victor Basa Sex Video
Meron Ba? At sino naman ang kasama nya? Si Carlos Concepcion? Di bagay ha! Mukhang botomista silang dalawa! Pero kung ang nilalaman ng sex video na to ay, The Coverboys gang banging Victor Basa, baka i google ko rin ang sex video na toh hanggang umaga. Tse!

Brent Javier White Briefs
Dati type ko sya. Perfect ang feet nya ng nakita ko sya sa Boracay noon. Gosh! Victor Basang basa ako nun. Kalokah! Sa nag-google ke Brent Javier wearing white briefs, ayan ang picture nyang naka-briefs but sorry printed ang gamit nya!

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Haaay naketch, mga malilibog talaga! Anova? Pero back to Masturbation, lube at imagination lang ang katapat nito. Wag lotion ha! KY, mas effective. Chos! At do imagine mo na lang this: Andy pumping on top of Victor Basa or di kaya, Brent Javier wearing white briefs worshiping Echo's Titi. Ching! Good Luck!

Pero serious mendez muna tayo. Sa tatlong pagpipilian, sino ang ifa-fantasia barrino mo sa next masturbation mo?

Si Brent ba? Or si Victor? Or si Echo?

Ang sagot ko: Si Echo! Dahil feel kong mag-bottom ngayon. Tse!

Turning Half Japanese

What's with the Japanese Gene?

Turning Half Japanese

Mixing the Japanese Gene with some others brought us real cool Papas such as model Leandro Okabe (Japanese-Brazilian), Baseball's Yu Darvish (Japanese-Iranian), Actor Dean Cain (Real name: Dean George Tanaka. Japanese- Canadian.), Olympic Medalist Apolo Anton Ohno (Japanese- American); Actor Fujita Rei (Japanese- French); and NHL's Paul Kariya (Japanese-Scottish).

Now, ladies, please add Justin Nozuka to the List.

Justin who is half-Japanese, half-Caucasian (a Canadian) caught my attention while browsing for new cool Music Artists. Ang cute! Ito ang gusto kung Look. Kalokah. Di mo malaman or masabi kaagad kung puti or Asyang. You know what I mean? Ala Keanu ang dating.

Sa inyo na muna si Leandro. Akin na si Justin. Chos!

Justin is 19. A fast-rising Soul Artist from Toronto. Medyo Unplugged ang drama. Listen and watch below.



Medyo di ko natipuhan ang music genre nya pero kebs! Ang cute nya kasi. At Trivia! Trivia! Pamangkin ng actress na si Kyra Sedgwick ang Bagets Papa! Di ba bongga?

Justin, Akin ka! Chos!

If you want more of Justin Nozuka's Music visit his MySpace HERE.

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Song of the Week:
Here is music for me without the A&F factor. Sam Amidon!!!! Catch some Vermont Folk. Sam's great. He's one of the new Artists that I lyk. If you know your Smithsonian Folkways or Sufjan Stevens, you might lyk him too. Folk is the new Rock!


Here is Fall On My Knees from his home-made album, All is Well.

Or check the sidebar for his Music Video "Saro". Or you might as well visit his MySpace Site. Vavoooo!

Happy Feet

I cant deny na me fetish talagah ako sa paa ng mga Papa. Basta ang pagkaka-alam ko, I am more interested makita ang Paa ng isang lalaki ke sa india arie nito. Masama ba yun?

I dunno, di naman ako masyadong nililibugan kung makita ito. (Kaya nga am doubting kung considered as fetish ko nga toh). Pero, super plus Pogi points yun kung type ko ang paa ng isang Papa.

Meron kasing mga paa na kakainis tingnan. Like yung mukhang paa ng kalabaw. Or paa ng Ostrich na yung mga toes nakabukaka. Meron namang me patay na kuko pero sexy pa rin. Siguro sa shape at kalinisan ko based ang aking mga gusto.

Ayoko naman ng me colorless cutex. Or di kaya me bakas ng Merthiolate. Nakaka-turn off naman ang OK na sanang mga paa on a kakainis-looking na sandals. Buti pang mag barefoot na lang. Kaya nga enjoy na enjoy ako ng nasa Sydney ako noon eh. Mga Aussies kasi mahilig mag-paa everywhere. Kahit sa Mall! Venga doon!

Kaya ako sobrang alaga ko rin ang mga papa ko. Pero di ako happy lately dahil namatay ang kuko ng left little toe ko. Leche kasi yung John Varvatos shoes na nabili ko. Tse!

Anyways, guess nyo na ba kung kaninong Paa ang featured above? Eto at eto. Vavvoooo!

Bye Buy Boy!

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