Love Diet and Sexual Appetite

After a month of sex and some "love", I'm gonna sit down tonight and listen to the muteness of passion. 

I think I had too much. My heart is distended. I need to trim down my carbs of over-thinking affection and control the urge for naughty appetite. 

It's time to start the diet. The diet of Love and Sex. Wish me luck!

Mr. Malcontent

Al posted Beyonce videos on his facebook,

OK lang sana, pero may Sarah Geronimo pang sumunod.

Gross! My 2nd Patay na Toenail,

Is there any remedy? Bangaw perhaps?

Ben gives me flirty Hi's but he's taken

I cannot compete with the same guy for 10 yrs.

The utong is still there.

Jogging or Push-up... bra?

Carl doesn't know who Pedro Almodovar is

And enjoys watching Wowowee always.

Nasty Pimples imitating the Bermuda Triangle

When would this stop? Sue Lab Series?

David says he finished college at "Yufee"

Hindi sya graduate ng La Salle!

I smoke a pack per day

'Cause I worry too much.

-----O----

With my foul imperfections,

Am still looking for the perfect guy.

I cannot drink from a glass with smudge on it

I need to figure out love. Now na!

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Looking For True Love

If you are looking for that one true love, please spare 4 minutes and 34 seconds of your time by watching this short from France. No skipping please. I hope you'll enjoy it!



So, have you been to this situation before? Kaawaan ka sana ni Cupido!