TiTi Winnner: June 2008

Nanalo na si Nadal at Venus sa Wimbledon; Declared Best in Swimsuit na si Miss Mexico sa Miss Universe; at winner na nga ang teen bully na si Demelza Reveley sa Australia's Next Top Model.

Ang sabi nga ni Vincent Van Gogh: “Winning isn't everything...it's the only thing.”

So who will join Rafa, Venus, Elisa and Demelza sa mga list of winners this month? Of Course ang ating one and only TiTi Award Winner for June 2008! And s/he is.............

Bananas' combination of incongruent details made him the new TiTi Queen! Who would've thought of President Gloria M. Arroyo as the Sanrio cutie, Hello Kitty? Moreover, an aging Hello Kitty? Kalokah! Here is the winning comment:

Bananas
in Gayzha Wins Titi

(On Manila Bulletin)
"I hope that the paper, second only to the Star--which is of course second only to the Inquirer (ehem...)--will banner, from now on, titi winners instead of government project inaugurations and the president smiling (or smirking) like life-size Hello Kitty granny"

Gayzha of Life Funtastique (and last month's TiTi Winner) thought Bananas' comment was witty while Pat of The Pat Session likes how Bananas fragments her sentences. Non-Blogger Bong-Gay-Zeus assimilated Bananas' comment to that of educator Lucresia Kasilag's. (Di ba bongga yan? Pang matandang comment? Chos!) And Mama O simply chose Bananas for the reason that the O only reads The Philippine Daily Inquirer every time she is in the Philippines.

Winners All! 4 bananas for Rafa, 5 bananas for Venus. 1 banana for Miss Mexico. And 2 for Demelza! Congratulations Bananas! You deserve to be with Nadal, Venus, Miss Mexico, and Top Model Demelza!

The Votes:
Bananas has a total of 15 points. Mrs. J is second place with 13 and Rik32Miles, third with 12. Congratulations ladies!!!!!

This is Bananas third TiTi. She won her first on September 2006 with his Pinoy Supermodels Charo Vs Ria comment; and his second on March 2007 with his Parlorista Vs Paminta comment. He is also the Grand TiTi Winner for the year 2006-2007. Bananas now joins Mandaya Moore-Orlis and Gayzha for having the most TiTi's as of this date, with three. Again, Mabuhay ka Bananas!

"And so I thank Mother that I no longer am a virgin; I abhor not a hint of regret for the body--that body--was like that of an angel. And a saint. Nevermind if he was a cousin. Or a cousin's cousin. I am happy, though, that he was not a brother. So bless me Father for I love my sins". -Bananas

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