TITI Nominees: October 2007

Kay bilis ng panahon ha! AJ Sotteau is ready na to give up her crown as the reigning Titi Holder. Its time for another Titi Round. LTE's Best Comment for October 2007 is here.

Lola Barbs.... pls announce na the nominees for the October 2007 Titi.

Barbra Streisand:
"I remember the time I knew what happiness was, Let the memory live again! Welcome to this Month's Titi Awards! I am honored to be here. Nora Honored!

....And for this month's nominees, You'll understand what happiness is. Look, a new day has begun...

Now let's move on. (opens envelop) .....Oooooh! Bongga-els ang mga nominada! Heto na sila! "

YAJNAT
in Prince Papa Mo!

(On England's Princes William and Harry) NOON: k willyummy ako. NOW: k harry Fucker nah!

(LTE Says: Nag-ala Princesa ang bruha. Asang parte ng Mindanao lola? Chos!)

KIKS
in Prince Papa Mo!

(On Peter Pan) Peter Pan has a peter that resembles a pan - mashuba pero shondak.


(LTE Says: Kiks, Kiks, Kiks.... Kakaiba ka. Hanggang orifice lang, happy ka na? Aaaay! dont lyk!)

ARIES
in Prince Papa Mo!

(On Choosing a Boyfriend) I don't think I need one.

(LTE Says: Mas nakaka-iba tong bading na Aries na toh. Auto-fellatio ang drama. Taray!)

IE
in PBB: First Impression

(On Victor Basa) Nakatabi ko si Papa Victor sa c.r. ng isang mall. Ha ha ha. Golden moment ng buhay ko. Swear.

(LTE Says: At Etoh pang isa! Bading IE: Golden Shower ang type. Kalokah! At si Papa Victor pa. Inggit kami!)

LuisBatchoy
in Bading Heartbroken

(On Heart-Broken churva) Cry muna, after that, giyera na to, with matching how dare you! After which Pretensiousness everlou na, kunyari wala lang... with matching Huh? Tinarayan? Umbagan? I am not aware. And finally, Concrete na kunyari, I have moved on, with matching flip of the hair.


(LTE Says: Pwedeng pwede pang Sunsilk TV commercial toh! Mga bading na taga-Unilever, pls consider!)

KIKS
in Bading Heartbroken

I hate being melodramatic without a better-than-that-Tessa-Prieto grandiosity behind me.

(LTE Says: Kung hindi dahil ke Tessa Prieto....)

GODDESS
in Goodbye Kulot!

(On Kulot Vs. Straight na buhok) Mas bet ko ang straight. Like in love, bet ko ang straight.

(LTE Says: Ambisyosa! Hoooy! Dyosah, magpa-puki ka muna! Mahaaaay!)

LUIS
in Folsom St. Fair with Mama O.

(On the kalaswaan sa San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair) Pag nagkaganito sa Pinas, naiimagine ko si presidente GMA na nakangiti at nagsasabing "Ang saya saya! Noh!" Habang si Cory ay ginagapos si Kris ng pagkalaki laki at pagkahaba habang Rosary! Yun nah!

(LTE Says: Religious entry sa Month na toh! Pasok ang bruha!)

BitterBitch
in Titi Winner: September 2007

I may be bottom in bed... BUT I am on TOP of everything else.

(LTE Says: One thing LTE likes about BitterBitch is.... talagang pinanindigan talagah ang name nya. Malditah everlou!)

KalansayCollector
in Titi Winner: September 2007

(On LTE's Titi Awards) Hindi man ako manalo ng titi, may titi pa rin ako. Baboo!

(LTE Says: Mapagbigyan kaya ang Kalansay Collector na si Yaku dahil Halloween at Araw ng mga Patay ngayon? Me titi nga naman sa harapan toh, pero ang para sa likod? Meron ka? Tse!)

-----O-----

Summary Antoinette:
A total of Three Titis under the names of this Month's Nominees. Goddess (October 2006), BitterBitch (January 2007) and IE (April 2007). Is it time na ba to give them their second Titi? Or oras na ng mga second time nominees na sina LuisBatchoy (formerly known as Batchoy Republic) or Kalansay Collector (formerly known as Yaku) or Aries, the Warrior Princess?

Or di kaya panahon na ng this month's double nominee, Kiks? Or di kaya sa first time nominee na si Yajnat mapunta ang Crystal Titi? At zinetch itong Luis na to? Is he and LuisBatchoy ba the same person? Baka sya ang win, who knows? Dahil maka-Virgin Mary sya?

Kaya Vote na! Top 3 in order sa comment section. Pls lang walang friendship-ko-sya-kaya-vote-ko-sya ditets ha! Ang karapat dapat ay dapat ipagtapat sa lahat. Di ba Pat?