Here are our Titi Winners for 2006-2007 LTE Year and their words upon receiving their very own Titi.
(August 2006 Titi Winner) Jase:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii.... Ohhh my Gashhh (sabay cover ng hands sa fez!) Naka Pitoy Moreno ba aketch? (Sabay Miss U kaway sa crowds... walking to the stage) .....To the fabulous Las Tres Estrellas, especially to Tita Lyka who without pride and prejudice nominated and selected me for this first time eveeer Ms Choice Commenter Award.... Thank you from the bottomless pit of my heart... greatly appreciated mga manesh!...... And to those who did not make it for the month of August - there are still months September to December - so you can choose which month you want, mga bruh! ...... I am just donating the proceeds of this award, whatever it is, to the victims of the Mayon Volcano and the street children in the Bading province in Mindanao........ What a great idea! Julaming zalamat fohhh! Mavuuu for the Las Tres Estrellas!!!
(September 2006 Titi Winner) Bananas:
Anuvah! Di ko ineexpect ito. Wala lang man akong clue na--ako na pala teh!.... Sorry sa late speech na ito. Nag-lamyerda kasi ako sa Island Garden of Samal at nakipagpatentero sa mga islanders..... Unang una, salamat sa Las Estrellas. Pangalawa, wala na akong dapat pang pasalamat kundi ang sarili ko! Ahahaha... Ang ganda ko talaga. Ang award na ito ay para sa sarili ko... yon lang!...... Sa lahat ng mga pumuri at nagtiwala...dapat lang!..... Sa lahat ng ayaw tanggapin ang pagkapanalo--hindi ako magsosorry. Maglaway kayo!!!.... To Athan, I laps you... muwah. Ako na teh!
(October 2006 Titi Winner) Goddess:
Sa lahat talaga ng award giving body, wa-ing nagsasabi na na-loss sila.. puro dinaya! Ching..!! Salamat sa award mga mujer..!! .....Sa mga nagproprotesta, punta kayo ng Mendiola o Plaza Miranda!! Chos..!! Yngatz mga bakla..!!
(November 2006 Titi Winner) Mandaya Moore:
Salamat! Salamat! Hindi ko ito in-expect. Hindi ko rin in-expect na isa-isang malalagas ang mga dahon sa alogbati gown ko. I would like to thank my father, my mother and most especially my parents. Sa mga bakla sa aking bukid- salamat. Sa aking boyfriend na si Kulot, para sa iyo ang award na ito. Sa organizers ng parangal na ito-- hindi ko ito makakalimutan...... And in the tradition of political speeches sa mga events na tulad nito, ito lang ang masasabi ko: Imperialismo, Ibagsak! (Nagmamadaling bumaba ng stage at patakbong umalis. Sabi kasi ni Kulot, pwede pa naming ibenta ang alogbati sa palengke. Sayang din daw ang konting kikitain.)
(December 2006 Titi Winner) Jase:
OMG!!!! Just arrived today from my ten days holidaze, and I am yet dazed and now dizzy to know I won again for the month!!! I guess my comment was just sooo true :) Ching! Thanks gurls, this has become a very important award for queens, bitches and the trying hard ones ... Anyway, i don't feel like being a bitch today and so I beso beso all of you and wish you all a HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! May we all get what we deserve this year!
(January 2007 Titi Winner) Bitter Bitch:
Wahahaha! Wut can i say!.... Hmmm... thanx to the pipol who voted and to LTE... hahaha! Dont get me wrong... masaya ako sa award at thankful... Pero sa buhay? Hanggang may mga taong nakukuha ang gusto nila at ako hindi, hindi ako buong-pusong sasaya!.... Salamat sa LTE at eto lang ang masasabi ko... more to come from Bitterbitch... This is not the end of my bitter comments... At para sa mga taong masasaya... humanda kayo! ako ang magiging malaking tinik sa mga lalamunan niyo! Hahaha!
(February 2007 Titi Winner) Megan:
Homaygad. Homaygad. Homaygad. Maraming, maraming salamat sa pagboto sa isang abang katulad ko! Chos! ..... Shet, ang galing nyo naman, favorite ko ang song na yan!!! Evar! (Referring to the Song of the Week Take a Picture by Filter which was dedicated to her)..... Teka nga, makahiram nga ng isang Balenciaga kay Mudra Greta... Kakalokah!!!
(March 2007 Titi Winner) Bananas:
Hay! Pasensya na po kayo at hindi po ako nakapag-prepare ng speech. (dudukot ng papel mula sa dibdib)..... Unang una po ay gusto ko pong pasalamatan ang mga taong walang sawa po ang pagsuporta sa akin. Sa Aking pamilya na hindi ko po alam kung nasaan ngayon. Sa aking mga kaibigan na tiyak ko pong magkakandarapa na naman sa pagpapasipsip sa akin samantalagang kahapon ay nilait-lait po nila ako...... Kay Father Vince po of the Blessed Burning Bush Chapel sa Patikul, Sulu... maraming salamat father sa mga mga dasal na inalay nyo po para sa aking sala... sa aking sala... at sa aking pinakamalaking sala..... (Salamat) kay Claudine, Gretch, at Marj. Kay Ruffa, grabe, at sa kanyang lips. Kay Dawn sa kanyang mga saging at pinya na may lason...... Syempre di ko po dapat na kalimutan si Justice Sec. Gonza. Kay Dating Justice Sec. Nanny. Kay GMA po... kapuso ko po yan at kasukasuan...... Kay...sino pa ba? Baka po may makalimutan ako... kay Miguel Z--apir daw kayo ni Vina. Kay Mike Defensor po at sa kanyang braces. Kay Ralph at at Bee..... Sa Comelec po at sa nalalapit na namang fiesta ng dagdag-bawas. Sa lahat po ng mga na TUTA, mabuhay po kayo. Yon...Thank you...salamat po. Mabuhay po tayong lahat. Ay!!! Hello po pala kay Garci. Hello!
(April 2007 Titi Winner) IE
Wow. Gosh, ngayon ko lang nakita ito. Grabe, nakaka-flatter naman ito. *blush* I would like to thank, first of all, God, without whom none of this would've been possible. he he. And thanks also to the fabulous four that is mama o, lyka, ekra, and kelly. (Pause)...... Pasensya, feel na feel ko ang moment. Salamat din sa lahat ng bloggers na bumoto para sa akin... Mahal ko kayong lahat! Mabuhay ang kabadingan!
(May 2007 Titi Winner) Empress Maruja:
Oh my God! Thank you sa inyo! (brings out a list) Thank you first and foremost to Las Tres Estrellas for the Titi. Finally mahahawakan ko na ito't mahahaplusan habang nilalagyan ng polish. Thank you to all who voted. I really wasn't expected to win. Being nominated is already a joy for me, but giving me this award is more than enough. To my co-nominees, huwag malungkot. May next month naman.
(June 2007 Titi Winner) Mandaya Moore-Orlis:
This is the oddest acceptance speech made by a winner in our entire Titi Awards history. This is what happened.
Ms Mandaya Moore-Orlis cannot go up the stage. Her gown is not made of stretchable material. Baka mapunit daw. MC walks down to where Ms Mandy sits..... MC to Mandy: "You look so sexy in that gown." Mandy: "Thank You. I designed it." MC: "You will look even sexier without it." Kulot: "Walang kang respeto sa babae!" (Sabay suntok sa MC) Mandy: "Please, wag kayong mag-away! Huwag nyo akong pag-agawan!" (with tears in her eyes). Kulot: "Binabastos ka nya!" Mandy: "Nakita lang nya ang nakita mo sa akin." (Kulot embraces Mandy. Mandy embraces back. Mandy grabs microphone from MC) Mandy: "I have no words. Thank You."
(July 2007 Titi Winner) Oxana Olafski:
Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm sorry. I can't believe this. I feel so cold. I'm shaking. This Titi is real! I'm so honored. I'm so honored. I would like to thank Las Tres Estrellas from the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Thank you for nominating me alongside past winners, Bananas and Bitterbitch. I don't feel very deserving of this in their presence. This moment is so big, this is for every faceless and blogless bitch that now has a chance because this door tonight has been opened. Thank you..... I wouldn't be up here, if it wasn't for my family. Mom and dad, Mr. and Mrs. Olafski, (tears start flowing) I love you more than anything, and Felina and Josef for making me feel as your most beautiful sister in the world. I love you guys. (Sobbing)....... JP, the love of my life. Thank you for being my shield, protecting me when I most needed it; for being my cape, allowing me to fly high and fulfill my dreams like Wonder Woman. (Wailing)...... Octavio, I know you're watching, thank you for being there for me when I needed a companion for a good conversation or a shoulder to cry on. I freakin miss you. Take a leave and visit me here. (Laughing and sobbing)...... I wanna thank my wonderful friends, you know who you are, thank you......Donatella, thank you for making me the most glamorous girl tonight and to my jeweler which I forgot the name, sorry, thank you very much..... My lawyer, surgeon, stylists, hairdressers, my devoted servants, thank you. Thank you......To my fellow nominees, to the gorgeous ladies who voted for me, Mandaya, Jase, Chase, Kiks, Brown Cow, Yajnat, AJ Sotteau-Ingebrigsten, Thank you very much...... Lyka, I've finally earned a place among Titi legends. I will keep this with my most treasured possessions. Thank you..... To all the people around the world who continue on caring and protecting our natural environment, I dedicate this award to you. Thank you very much....... Finally, to the Heavenly Father who gave us life, a beautiful Earth, and everything, words are not enough to express our gratitude..... No, don't you play that wrap up music at me. I may never be up here again.......Sa lahat ng nakalimutan kong pasamalatan, sorry nagpapatunay lamang na hindi kayo dapat pasalamatan dahil nakalimutan ko kayo. Ching!..... And oh by the way, Yaya, I need my Titi award delivered to my hotel suite. Leave the Titi in the foyer. Don't forget to pick up my dry cleaning. That's all....... Fellomhin and women, now's our time to save the world. I love you all!...... Ah, I see my time is up. Here is the hot David Beckham to escort me into the wings....... For green peace! Gracias!
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There you go mga Bru! Who gave the best acceptance speech ba sa inyo? Again Congratis sa ating mga Titi Holders! Ingatan dapat ito. Dont use it all the time ha. Dapat sa mga special occasions lang gagamitin toh! Tse!
(Eto na ata ang pinakamahabang Titi.... este, post ng LTE. Vavoooo!)
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