Jade Or Juste?

Congratulations to Jade for winning Britain and Ireland's Next top model

But our hearts were for Juste.

Somehow Elle, et al were looking for someone who looks different.

The freckles nailed it.

But she looks unforgivably awful here.

So, that makes Juste our own true winner. Pls lang!

Bringing Back The Anna Bayle Walk

Gosh ha! Shamcey's distinct walk in the Miss U Preliminary made her one of our top favorites. From number 14 in our previous Favorite list, she jumps really high to somewhere in the Top 5 after watching the preliminaries.

That walk, now known sa kabaklaan world as the 'Tsunami Walk' is actually not original. We thought, It's the modern version of the Anna Bayle's Walk! Thanks Shamcey for bringing the Walk back! Taray!

See Shamcey's Modern Version:

and The 80's Anna Bayle's Walk:



Diva Taray? Pls lang!

The Pee Pose

Nanette Medved is doing the Pee Pose in this month's Mega!

The last time someone did it was just months ago by Amanda Griffin in Rogue....

Reminds me of Lucy Liu.....

and the Koreanna Yunjim Kim....

Even an Oscar Winner does it too: Rachel Weisz...

And Pop Stars also: Amy Winehouse

But only one made it as Cover: Marisa Miller.

However, no one does it openly wide but our Tita Tyra Banks!

May you all Pee well today mga Bakla! Pls lang!

Next Top Model Favorites

Tyra started it all. America's Next Top Model is in its 15th Season. Anything new? Vogue-Italia's spread as one of the prices. Plus IMG model agency to manage the winner. Also DVF, Zac Posen and Patricia Field as guest judges and Patrick Demarchelier as one of the photographers.

Promising huh? But how about the girls? At this point, Kendal is the one to watch.

America's Next Top Model: Kendal

I already love her the first time she showed up. The hindrance could be her age. At 23, she's somewhat old. But no worries, the body structure and the aura can deceive that. Ill put my money on Kendal for now. Rhianna is, by far, my second choice. Since the competition has just begun, Im not high as a kite yet. But i would be glad to see Terra, one of the sisters, to go soon. She doesnt spell M-O-D-E-L at all! Gosh! kainis! But the anorexic has to go first. Annamaria's unhealthy look was gruesome!

Concurrently, Australia's version is in its 6th Season. Sad to say, my favorite girl has been eliminated two weeks ago. Her name is Kathryn. How dare them send her home with this picture:

Australia's Next Top Model: Kathryn

Australia's next top models are the most promising in my opinion. The show itself is the most unpredictable among the franchises. Maybe they just have stronger and the most fierce-looking contestants to begin with. Now, with only 3 models left dreaming big in Japan (AusNTM's chosen country for the famed "abroad trip"), the competition has lost its steam for me. Since they got rid of Kathryn + (the odd-looking) Jessica, I really dont care who will win now. On second thought, Pls wag lang ang over-confident na bruhang, Sophie!

On the other hand, Australia's little sister, New Zealand, is on their 2nd Season. It is not that intoxicating as Australia's but it's still an interesting show to watch. It's Next Top Model, anyways. Di va, girls? My favorite this season: Danielle.

New Zealand's Next Top Model: Danielle

Danielle has the looks and the X-Factor but that's not quite enough. It pains me when I see her in the runway. Plus she doesn't give her best in pictorials. You have this girl, who does nothing in the photo-shoots but at the end, develops a good editorial. That's a big plus but her runway is her downfall.

If America has Sisters included in their line-up, New Zealand has Twins, Nellie and Elza. They look exactly the same, thus their Make-over were decided to be the same too. Ngeeek! I would have loved to watch them in different looks, that would be more stirring.

Meanwhile, Britain's is in their 6th season. Only 4 girls remain. Among them is Joy, my favorite to win.

Britain's Next Top Model: Joy

Britain's is probably the most boring and unexciting Next Top Model (first-world) franchise. The girls are not that high-calibre, the challenges and the photo-shoots were lame. Putting Elle as host didnt even help. And Julien MacDonald as judge is sooo annoying. Their chosen country destination: Malaysia. At least Jimmy Choo was there to grace the show. (I didnt know na he's Malaysian pala). Joy against Tiffany for the Finale, please lang gid!

How about the Philippine's? What happened to our own franchise? Grendel needs to pass on her bandana. As in now na!

Philippines' Next Top Model: Grendel

But unfortunately, the first installment didnt create that much buzz I guess. Philippines is not ready for her next top model yet. We are just busy looking for our next Pop Superstar or the Next Matinee Idol or the next Venus Raj. We just dont have time for Fashion at this time. Even Project Runway-Philippines didnt work. Kaya wiz na muna rampa-rampa. Payag ba kayo nyan mga bading? Pls lang!

The Next Majorettes!

This was stolen from Fuchsiaboy's Multiply. The Mega Magazine's editorial page spells W-O-W! The five MAJORettes in Norman Noriega's have the Major Major Ooomph for the next year's clash. Each is a good contender to continue the fight that our V has started.

But the Major Major problem is... are they Pinays? If they are, then go and glow na! I adore them ha! I will keep the styling for the pageant, head to toes, especially the hair. Major Major love it talaga, Sir!

I can't wait for a modern Bb. Pilipinas who looks like this. Ines Ligron will envy us. Tita Stella has 2 more years, I heard. If I were to replace her, I will go for this look. I love and respect the conservative Maria Clara but lets be rational. It's a major major mistake to send her to Miss Universe nowadays. It's absolutely not for her. It's for SISA! Pls lang!

Miss Halloween

Britain's Next Top Model goes Horror. Grabbing photographer Matthew Brindle to do the shoot. Impressive photos I would say. Modelling, So-So.

This photo is my favorite: Tiffany and the Axe

But the judges opted for this one of Olivia's as their best

The face looks stunningly haunting but the leg bothers me.

Kate Mossy, Joy was called next after Olivia

Judges thought its the scariest. I dont think so. More of S&M, maybe.

Kirsty's stab wound looks glamorous. I kinda like it. Model-wise, I think she's the best this week while Charlotte's Poltergeist didnt amaze me at all. It's the photographer's favorite thus a plus and saved her from elimination.

This one I thought will stop someone in their tracks,

But Alisha was a disappointment. She looks more scary than scared.

The Bottom Two:

Photo-wise, I fancy this one. I love how the photographer did garnish this pic but Nicola (my fave to win) didnt do justice to the abstraction. And yes, I agree, she looks like she has a 10 out of 10 toothache with matching 1 out 10 headache and was sent home.

But this one should have been booted out:

Amelia looks terrible here. The arms look short and flabby. The face awful. She looks like Ana Abiera (ka-love team ni Jestoni noon). But she has the best catwalk among the remaining models. Thus, given a lifeline.

Since they sent Nicola out of the house, I'll go for Joy this time. Pls lang!

Looks Is Not Enough

Why do models kill themselves?

Viveka B. is not alone. Models committing suicides nowadays is periodic like Paris or Lohan getting arrested. But why oh why? They look gorgeous and most of us want to be them!

Ruslana Korshunova, 20 (R.I.P. 2008) Suicide by Fall

Tom Nicon, 20 (R.I.P. 2010) Suicide by Fall

Daul Kim, 20 (R.I.P. 2009) Suicide by Hanging

Ambrose Olsen, 24 (R.I.P. 2010) Suicide by Hanging

Noemie Lenoir, 30 (Suicide Attempt by Overdosing 2010)

We will cry.. "Sayang". But well, they dont have everything eh. Beauty is not all that matters. Humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay! (Aaay! Saan galing yun?) Pls. lang!

I Wanna Be Mark Wahlberg!

OK OK. Adolfo Alix Jr. is making a movie called D' Survivors, about castaway male models. And guess who ang starring? Two of our fave male models pa ha. Leche!

Rocky Salumbides + Daniel Matsunaga

Di ba kaloka ito? Also starring.....

Alizon Undress (Ay! Andres pala) + Fabio Ide 

Kaines talagah! At meron pa: 

Don Mendoza + Lem Pelayo

Wala bang babae? Aaay! Ayoko na! Im sure may kababalaghang mangyayari sa Isla. (si Alix Jr pa). But wait....

Pls lang! Real Actors should play the parts sana. Pero ewan ko ba. Sayang ka Adolfo, sayang! Akala ko si Adela ang tunay mong artista. Charot. 

Feeling kasi namin na this will turn out as another lousy Pinoy Gay Indie. (Gay-Themed nga ba?) But malay natin, ang mga Papa models na to ay isang Mark Wahlberg pala..... former Ck model + Oscar Nominee! 

Yung Don Mendoza... feeling ko magaling.... sa kama! Goooo! 

Choco Frenzy

Remember Djimon?

Now, they have a new one: David Agbodji for Calvin Klein

Alek Wek says......

"Please lang!"