Bringing Back The Anna Bayle Walk

Gosh ha! Shamcey's distinct walk in the Miss U Preliminary made her one of our top favorites. From number 14 in our previous Favorite list, she jumps really high to somewhere in the Top 5 after watching the preliminaries.

That walk, now known sa kabaklaan world as the 'Tsunami Walk' is actually not original. We thought, It's the modern version of the Anna Bayle's Walk! Thanks Shamcey for bringing the Walk back! Taray!

See Shamcey's Modern Version:

and The 80's Anna Bayle's Walk:



Diva Taray? Pls lang!

LTE's Favorites: Ms. Universe 2011

Next week, the new Ms Universe will be crowned. Ready na ba ang mga bading? I know you have your own Top 15 list. Here's ours. This is not a prediction, but our list of favorites. After browsing Global Beauties site, Missosology, and The official Miss Universe website, we have come up with our own Top beauties. In order of Lyka-bility.

TOP 15:

TOP 10:

TOP 5:

Yes! Congratulations GREECE for winning LTE's Choice for Ms Universe 2011. We wish you and the rest of our Top 15 all the luck this coming Monday.

(We're not sure about Supsup. She's included in our TOP 15 List not only because of the Sash factor.We do believe she has something. We hope she'll do good. She's carrying the name of our country, for Zombading sake! Please lang!)

Lovin' Lovi

Why dont The Philippines send this girl (or her calibre) to Ms. U?

If Lovi be our delegate, I will be rapturously blissed out! Only one question though: Is she tall enough? I hope so! Pls lang! I bet her stature is the best formula for a long awaited modern Filipina Win in Ms U. Tse nilang lahat!

LTE's Top 5 Fadil's Portraits 2011

Fadil Barisha's Photos for Miss Universe 2011 are out. Who did well? And who fell flat? Here's our Top 5 Best Fadil Portraits 2011:

1. ALBANIA (Taray!)

2. CROATIA (Parang wala lang pose!)

3. GREECE (Subtle pero bongga!)

4. JAPAN (Fierce kung fierce!)

5. SWITZERLAND (Natural ang dating ng gaga!)

And how about our very own The PHILIPPINES?

I dunno. Parang gusto ko na parang hinde. Parang may mali. Ewan ko talaga. Di ko alam kung ano. Kayo na lang ang humusga. Pls lang!

The Next Majorettes!

This was stolen from Fuchsiaboy's Multiply. The Mega Magazine's editorial page spells W-O-W! The five MAJORettes in Norman Noriega's have the Major Major Ooomph for the next year's clash. Each is a good contender to continue the fight that our V has started.

But the Major Major problem is... are they Pinays? If they are, then go and glow na! I adore them ha! I will keep the styling for the pageant, head to toes, especially the hair. Major Major love it talaga, Sir!

I can't wait for a modern Bb. Pilipinas who looks like this. Ines Ligron will envy us. Tita Stella has 2 more years, I heard. If I were to replace her, I will go for this look. I love and respect the conservative Maria Clara but lets be rational. It's a major major mistake to send her to Miss Universe nowadays. It's absolutely not for her. It's for SISA! Pls lang!

Major! Major!

"I cannot bring to mind any major mistake made at all in my 22 years of existence. With proper guidance and direction from my family and friends, I emerged as who I am today. No regrets. No major mistake so far. I am fortunate to have these people around me and I thank them for that."

I believe that was her point. But the delivery was tacky and incoherent. This is always our problem... a MAJOR... MAJOR problem! But to penetrate the final battle, we need the allure and the grace such as hers. So, I still say... she did good! Pls lang. Bow!

LTE's Choice For Miss U 2010

Mga Bakla! I am sure you've watched the Miss U Preliminaries na via the internet. Let's compare notes! Daliiii! If Mama O and I were to judge this year's Miss U, this will be the outcome: (Sorry absent si Ekra, Project Runway kasi ang priority nya).

(In Alphabetical Order)

Evening Gown:

Top 5: Ireland, Japan, Philippines, Russia, Venezuela

Top 10: Australia, Colombia, France, Peru, Uruguay

Top 15: Dominican Republic, Mexico, Norway, South Africa, Trinidad and Tobago

Swimsuit:

Top 5: Australia, Colombia, Ireland, Philippines, Russia

Top 10: Czech Republic, Ghana, Jamaica, Mexico, Trinidad and Tobago

Top 15: Canada, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Spain,Venezuela

Dark Horses: China, Greece, Israel, Thailand, Uruguay

Powerhouse Break: India, Puerto Rico, Sweden, USA and Eastern Europe

And now, for the over-all result:

Top 15: Dominican Republic, Haiti, Jamaica, Japan, Peru

Top 10: France, Mexico, Trinidad and Tobago, Uruguay, Venezuela

LTE's 2010 Top 5 (minus the Interview):

4th runner-up: Colombia

3rd Runner Up: Australia

2nd Runner Up: Philippines

1st Runner Up: Russia

Miss Universe 2010: Ireland

LTE's Miss Universe 2010: Miss Ireland

Congratulations Miss Ireland! You are LTE's Choice to win the crown! Good Luck!

Kayo? Sinetch ang mga Choices nyo? Goooo!

I Love Miss Russia!

On this one....

Lumiliyab Ang Venus

Miss Universe Next Top Model.

4th Runner Up is.....

[INDIA]

3rd Runner Up is......

[COLOMBIA]

2nd Runner Up is.....

[TANZANIA]

1st Runner Up is......

[TRINIDAD and TOBAGO]

And the WINNER......

[PHILIPPINES]

Sinasabi ko na nga ba.... babawi ang Lola Venus ninyo sa Swimsuit shoot! O diva? Bongga ang gagah? Kabog sila sa katawan ng bruha! Parang nag-slide pero pose pa rin! WTG Venus. Mabuhay ka! (Chaka nga lang yung shoes mo! Galing ba yan kay Tita Stella? Look naman yung kay Miss Colombia. Dapat ganyan sana! Pls lang!)

Ibang level naman ang TandT ! Topless ang drama. Mahaba ang neck! Tse!

I feel so sorry sa mga girls who were not given an opportunity to pose ala Top Model. Ano ang nangyari? Bat nagkagayan? Wala ng budget? Like the ones here:

Ecuador, Lebanon, and Thailand

But still... its not an excuse. Some of them pulled it off naman! Like:

Venezuela and Ireland

Basta... the best yung kay Lola V. Walang bias. Taraaaay! May pahabol ang Lola. "Kung mahaba ang neck ni Trinidad and Tobago, kaya ko rin yan alang alang sa mga Baklang Pilipino! Oh? Say nyo?"

Venus Wears Orange

Lumabas na ang Gown ng Lola Venus ninyo! Orange ang kulay! Eto sya:

Aaaay! Very Cumbra! Mediocre! Very 5 yrs ago. Walang ka drama drama. Galing ba to ng Colombia or Divisoria? At ang shoes! Galing Qatar na naman? Pero dont worry, babawiin na lang sa rampa ng Lola Venus ninyo! Tingnan nyo naman ang pose. Wonder Woman ang emote! Old Fashioned kasi si Tita Stella. Nakaka-inis na.

LTE's TOP 5 Evening Gowns- Ms U 2010

Colombia, Mexico, Venezuela, India, Ireland

Worst 5 - 2010

Haiti, Norway, Romania, Denmark, Belgium

Ang Ms U na toh talagah... Medyo kulang sa Fashion! Kainis! Kahit ang hinihintay nating si Miss Japan... medyo sablay. Versace ba to? Di namin feel! Wiz controversy kazee at Pls lang Ines, Di bagay sa skin tone ni Miss Japan itets. Di sya si Nicole Kidman. Hay naku!

Good Luck na lang kay Lola V. Pls lang!

Miss Venus is from Earth

Arrival Photo ng Lola Venus ninyo!

Matronic ang dress ha! Ano ba yan Mama Stella? Wiz trendy! Kainis! Miss Qatar ang tela! Hintayin na lang natin ang Bikini shoot nya. I think dyan sya babawi. Good luck to her. Pls lang! 10 yrs na rin tayong naghihintay na makapasok man lang. Ginawa na ngang from 10 to 15, di pa rin! Gosh!

Miss Sexy USA

The official photos of Miss USA 2010 .......

Bastos ba or Winner?

Cheap ba or Sosyal?

Anong ma-say ng mga bakla? Aber?

-----O-----

LTE's favorite Photo goes tooooooo......

Kayang kaya ni Venus toh noh! Pls lang! 

Gay Gay World

Super obvious na kung sino ang mananalo anetch? (Yung sa gitna! Bottom! Chos!) At bongga, apat ang kalbo! Plus Boy Abunda. Kaines! Sa Oslo ang Finals? Kalokah! Very Nobel! Hmmm.... Dark ang ipadala! No mestizo please. Or di kaya si Mark or Charles na lang kaya, kasi nandoon na sila? Tseh! 

No Asians For Beauty

Asians are cool alluring people! How dare them frozen us out like that. Tse nila! (Jokla lang! Bitter-bitteran lang. Asos!) [Photo Credit: Vanity Fair - Italia May 2009]

Tall, Dark, and Gorgeous

"Tall Dark, and Gorgeous" are the three words Madam Damdiva gave us when asked who will be crowned Miss Universe this year. 

Madam Damdiva is a popular psychic from Dumarao, Capiz. She is half human, half Engkanto. She became famous for predicting the Fall of Lotlot and the Bloating of Janice de Belen. She also predicted that Fuchsiaboy will reach 30 a virgin (and we're almost there!) 

"Tall, Dark, and Gorgeous". We think of these girls......

Dominican Republic, France, and South Africa

She'd better be right, or else these girls will prove her wrong.

Kosovo, The Netherlands, and Spain

Asked if there will be surprises this year, she replied with her usual three-word prophecy: Calachuchi, Rose and Gumamela. Oh yeah, we got that: A Chekwa, A red-haired beauty, and that country that sounds like Gumamela. 

China, Great Britain, and Guatemala

How about this year's surprise exclusion? She replied: Isabel Granada, Frieda Kahlo, and Lea Salonga. WTF? Bruhang toh! (Kilala si Frida Kahlo!) But maybe she's right with: 

Puerto Rico, Mexico, and Vietnam

Whatever Madam Damdiva says, we just hope that these three fabulous ladies below will make the cut: The girls with the umbrellas and the one with the pana! 

Philippines, Indonesia, and Belgium

Final Question: Is it all right for a woman, and a Miss Universe on top of that, to pose topless in a magazine? Why or why not? Gooooo!