Showing posts with label Grand TiTi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grand TiTi. Show all posts

Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Grand Titi Year 2


The Grand TiTi presented by Norah

Welcome to our Grand TiTi Award Year 2007-2008! The Grand TiTi is the TiTi of all TiTis! Who among our TiTi Winners this year shall receive the biggest ang the most erect TiTi trophy ever?

The picture that will appear below is the new Grand TiTi Winner for LTE Year 2007-2008. And she is.......


Congratulations KIKS!
You are LTE's Grand TiTi Winner Year 2!!!!!!

Kiks and her Court


Grand TiTi: Kiks
(2 Wins, 6 Nominations)

1st Runner-Up: Bryan Anthony
(1 Win, 6 Nominations)

2nd Runner-Up: Bananas
(Grand TiTi Winner Year 1)
(1 Win 5 Nominations)

3rd Runner-Up: Mrs J
(1 Win, 5 Nominations)

4th Runner-Up: Gayzha
(Year 1's 2nd Runner-Up)
(1 Win, 4 Nominations)

Special Award:
The Julienne Moore Award
(Most Nominated but never a winner):
Luis Batchoy: 5 Nominations, 0 Win

Congratulations ladies! May you have more TiTis to play with next year!!!!

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Bakit nanalo si Kiks? Dahil ba controversial sya? Actually, Kiks won, and the only one to have 2 TiTis this Year. (October 2007 and February 2008). Her winning statements:

(On Peter Pan) "Peter Pan has a peter that resempbles a pan - mashuba pero shondak".

(On gay friendship) "Put your hair in a bundle and enjoy the show. Drop the chopsticks. Get the fork. As for the fuck, we know when we need to leave".

Classic na toh! Congratulations Kiks for Winning this Year's Grand TiTi!!!!!!

Pero teka, bakit hawak hawak ni Tita Posh ang picture mo ha?



Siyet! Kaya pala..... In-love ang Papa Beckham sa yo dahil Grand TiTi winner ka na! Chos!


Ayan at nagpa-tattoo pa ng mukha mo bruha! And gosh!, tinatawagan mo pa sya ha! Congrats Lola! Tse!

Friday, August 10, 2007

The Grand Titi

(Anniversary Special)


The Grand Titi Trophy presented by Nora

Yeeesss! We have completed the Titi Awards for the Year 2006-2007. Its time to award the Grand Titi to the most deserving Winner for this first year's LTE's Titi Awards.

But before that, please allow us to recount the History of the Titi.

The Titi was initiated the month the LTE Blog started. It was spearheaded by our very own beautiful sistah, Kelly. It was known before as the LTE's Choice Commenter Award. It was officially renamed as the Titi on October 2006 when we started to give away the Flying Titi Trophies.

The first Titi recipient is Jase for her short and precise comment on Jen Rosendhal's sexy picture (Mga Papaya ni Jen). The Comment? "Aaaay! Jokla!". That was the shortest comment ever to win a Titi, nevertheless, the first.

Most of you were nominated to win a Titi but only 9 beautiful ladies happened to grab one (or two) and call it their own. Only three ladies have won Two Titi. They are Jase, Bananas, and Mandaya Moore-Orlis. . The first ever to hold a Titi Trophy is our October Winner Goddess. The first two trophies given were not the flying trophies like we have now. They were silver coated figurine of a man standing straight imaging the Oscars Trophy (boring).

The most nominated beauty is no other than Bananas with 12 and the most nominated without winning is Maui with 8. The most successful we say with regards to ratio comparison is IE with 2 noms and 1 win.

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Well, now let us present to you The Grand Titi Winner! She is the most nominated and has the most win for the LTE year 2006-2007 of the Titi. Nora ihanda na ang Grand Titi Trophy please.

Ladies, and kabadingan world, Our Grand Titi Winner is.......... Bananas!!!!!!!



Bananas garnered 12 nominations and won two Titis. She is truly deserving! Congratulations Bananas!!! May you enjoy your Grand Titi day and night, especially during lonely nights! Ching!

Here is Bananas and her court:


Titi Grand Winner: Bananas
First Princess: Mandaya Moore-Orlis
Second Princess: Jase
Third Princess: Empress Maruja
Fourth Princess: Goddess

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Sa mga nagproprotesta, punta kayo ng Mendiola o Plaza Miranda!! - Goddess

If you want to see how well you did, here is our LTE Awards Summary:

Winners:
Bananas: 12 nominations, 2 Wins (March 2007, September 2006)
Mandaya Moore: 9 nominations, 2 Wins (June 2007, November 2006)
Jase
: 7 nominations, 2 Wins (December 2006, August 2006)
Empress Maruja: 9 nominations, 1 Win (May 2007)
Goddess: 7 nominations, 1 Win (October 2006)
Megan: 5 nominations, 1 Win (February 2007)
Oxana Olafski: 5 nominations, 1 win (July 2007)
Bitter Bitch: 4 nominations, 1 Win (January 2007)
IE: 2 Nominations, 1 Win (April 2007)

Most Nominated:
1. Bananas (12)
2. Empress Maruja (9)
2. Mandaya Moore (9)
4. Maui (8)
5. Jase (7)
5. Goddess (7)
7. Bryan Anthony (6)
8. Megan (5)
8. Charles Ravndal (5)
8. Kiks (5)
8. Oxana Olafski (5)

4 Noms: (Bridget Jones, Pat, Bitter Bitch)
3 Noms: (Ate Sienna, Gayzha, The Aceist, Johnny Panic)
2 Noms: (IE, JC Guiyab)
1 Nom: (Kiss My Mike, BitchyMickeyMike, Brown Cow, Fabulously EB, Yaku, Oboids, Flash Lightbringer, Carlo Magno, Thysz Estrada, Mrs. J, Aries, Bakla sa Banga, Frankie, Mink Twink, Bubbles Devere)

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God Bless You All! Charoooots!