Tuesday, January 1, 2008

LTE Awards: Dec 2007 Nominees

Pls welcome, Miss Hilary Swank and Jake Gyllenhaal!.

Hilary: Happy New Year!
Jake: True!
Hilary: It's time to announce the Nominees for Dec 2007 Titi! Jake, Are you excited na ba?
Jake: True!
Hilary: So here they are, in no particular ordah! Beginning with......


Johnny Panic
in Oscarlito Sana

(On Viggo Mortensen's chances to be nominated in this year's Oscars) "Viggooooooooooooooooooh! Wag ka sanang ma-vigo sa oscar nomination!"


LTE say:
Ikaw kaya? Mavi-Vigo sa Titi Awards? Chos!


Yesnah Noppa
in Oscarlito Sana

(On Oscar Awards) "Why Brokeback Mountain did not win for Best Picture? We all know the answer to that... is it the other movie showed more sensitivity to the human suffering??? Sensitivity my foot!"

LTE say: Sensitive talagah ang foot ng Mama O! Kaya wiz pedicure yan! Evah!


Fuchsiaboy
in Project Runway: Philippines

(On Regine Velasquez) "I miss Regine when she was really experimental and really forward in what she was wearing......Then she fell for Ariel Rivera and the lady became baduy. Ay naku sorry but naging baduy na baduy na baduy sya with Ogie now. Louis Vuitton is just so baduy in her sometimes. Mukha nang fake ang original".

LTE say: Nakuh! Galit ang Kelly dahil nilait ang idolatry nya! Pero pasok ka dahil ang taray moh! ... Tse raw, sabi ni Kelly!


Momel
in Ang Anghel at Ang Kabayo

(On Fil-Am Singer/Model JayR) "JayR still is the bestest masturbatory fantasy ever. Mas masaya ung mukhang salbahe, ung tipong papatakan ka muna ng kandila bago mag-dookit".

LTE Say: Gosh ha! Masokistang may Tattoo! Gandaaa!


Goddess
in Ang Anghel at Ang Kabayo

(Still on Jay-R) "Wit ko bet yang si JayR. Kahit ba ingud-ngud nya sa akin yang etits nya.... Ng makita ko ang Unisilver poster nya, ang nasabi ko na lang.. "Putanginang mukha yan!"

LTE say: Hahaha! Tarush ang gagah! Buti na lang di ka type ni Jay-R. Chos!


Bryan Anthony
in Ang Anghel at Ang Kabayo

(On Rafael Rossell) "Dahil kahit acido pa ang tamod ni Rafael, magpapauring ako sa kanya!! Ouch! Ahhhh!"

LTE Say: Etoh pa! Isa pang masokista! Bruha!

Mrs J
in Top Cat Model

(On cute pictures of cats in wigs) "Ngayon ko lang masasabi na... I LOVE PUSSY NA!!!"

LTE Say: No No No Way! Ang itsurang yan? Mahilig sa Pussy? No No No Way!


Mandaya Moore
in Pregnant Toads

(On Posing naked and pregnant ala Demi Moore) "Five months from now baka makapagpose na rin ako ng tulad niyan. Yan ay kung mabuo ang bata sa aking sinapupunan. Ewan ko ba, sa araw-araw na ginawa ni bathala, lagi ko na lang nae-ebak ang paa o kamay ng baby namin ni Kulot. Sabi naman ng doctor pwede raw i-assemble ang baby later. Yun lang. Tse!"

LTE say: No Comment!

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Ayan! Top 3 nyo? In ordah dapat para knowing kung sino ang karapat-dapat na kokoronahan at papa-unlakan ng Titi for December 2007 (LTE's Best Comment of the Month). Vote nah!

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Happy New Year mga Vadings! Kakainis nga eh, Isang guhit na naman yan sa mukha. Chos! Let us be Better People sa New Year na toh! Yan ang theme ng LTE for this year. Inordah to achieve a better life, dapat let us be better people muna. Okens?

Jake: True!


So heto ang Song of the Week namin. Better People by Xavier Rudd. Watch and Listen sa sidebar. Or go see na lang here. Again, Happy New Year to all and Vavoooo!


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