OMG Danica!

OMG! Danica Magpantay of the Philippines is Ford Supermodel of the World 2011!!! Di ko ma carry ang self kow! I thought this wont ever happen in my Bergen lifetime. Charooooot!

Danica Magpantay, 16, Philippines!!!!

Alienesque ang dating! Bongga! Congrats Lola! You make us proud talaga. Mana ka talaga sa Nanay mo! Ms Lala Flores: Best Smile Model of the World 19-forgotten.

Parang gusto ko tuloy mag-pop ng Champagne? Patikim lang pala sina Charlene and Charo. Pasabog itong Danica na ito! And take note ha: Hinde Heusaff ang last name nya. Pls lang!

Anong say ng mga bakla? Tse!

R.I.P. Daul

Goodbye Daul Kim! Goodbye!

Pong! Chao! Charity!

Yes, I love Mahjong! I used to play a lot when I was still in the Phil. I started very young. It's a family thing. Both sides. You cannot blame my parents. Maybe it was one of their methods to get us away from drugs.  Anyhow, its a system of being together...  One family in one table other than breakfast and dinner. No grace needed. 

Every time I play mahjong, I always think of her. She is one of the first Fashion People I've loved dearly. Here she is.......

Her name is Charity Lagahid. Former Supermodel of the World - Philippines winner. Where is she now? She never made it as Manila's Fashion Icon, did she? 

Her photos here, i believe, is two years old. From a magazine I havent heard before. She's awesome! I Love her. She has this Ria Bolivar vibe. Does she still do the Rampa? Or maybe she wasted her modeling time playing Mahjong back in her native Cebu? Chos! 

 Charity! No Pong. No Chao. No Flower. No Joker. All cards up!  

The Return Of The Supermodels

The 2008 Campaign Ads say.... "The New Face is Vintage". The familiar faces are back. More than a decade after, the supermodels return. 

Claudia Schiffer for Chanel

Linda Evangelista for Prada

Naomi Campbell for YSL

Christy Turlington for Escada

And the winner is.......Linda! Mukhang old na si Christy, Kakainis ang pose ni Naomi at si Claudia, na stuck sa 80's. Hinhintayin na lang raw ni Mama O si Cindy. 

Ang tanong: Asan na kaya si Shalom Harlow? Tse!

No Colors

Remember this?

Ang tataray diva?

Now, this!

Male models Marlon Texeira, Andres segura, Tyson Ballou, Marcus Schenkenberg, and Terron Wood for mag Hercules. Hmmm... No colors? Boring!

Eh wala kasi sya!

Nasa London kasi at nag ala Oprah. Umeksena sa Africa Rising Event. Shirtless! Wagi itong pinsan ni Obama!

Ano Va Tyra?

Bakit di sila nanalo?

Dahil kinatay, kinain at nilamun sila ng buo ng majubis na babaeng toh!


Walang Kwenta! Pwe!

Tyra ha! Pangalawang beses na toh. Baka sa susunod si Charice Pempengco (na bilog ang ulo) na ang win ditrek sa show mo. Ayoko na! I am sick and Tyred na! Tse!

Project: Nicole

Nicole: Ang Tsupa-Model ng Iloilo. Entertainer sa isang popular comedy bar doon sa Iloilo. Gustong maging model. Kaya eto pinabigyan ng Lyka.

Alas dos ng umaga. Kodakan ang drama. With her pose here and there, kalokah ang Nicole. Di paawat. Ala Ria Bolivar daw sya. Kaya etoh na ang malditah!

Location: Valeria St. (Tambayan ng mga Pick-Up boys).


Location: SM-Delgado. Tulog ang guard. Documented.




Location: Marymart Mall




Location: Jollibee. Pa-wine wine pa ang gagah!




Interpretation: I Am Legend. Chos!




Interpretation: The Kelly-Kelly Pose


Hair and Make-Up by Primera Salon. Thanks!
Styled by: Rufina Patis. Chos!

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Thank You Nicole! Pinatunayang mong di ka lang entertainer. Model ka na rin! Bravo!

Oh Ayan. Nasa World Wide Web ka na!

Ang sabi nga Nicole sa isang bading na kaaway nya: "I am not Poor! Tatlo ang Friendster Accounts ko!"

Ariba Nicole! See you next year!

Top Cat Model

Tyra: Five cats stand before me. But I have only four pictures in my hand. This four will still be on the running towards becoming America's Next Cat Model. One of you will pack her bags tonight and go back to your lousy owner. Let us see your best shots.....

The first name that Im going to call is........

CATarina!!!!

Twiggy: This is fierce. I love the body language. So feline! Ms. Jay: Look at her expression. The eyes are amazing. Bitchy elegant! Nigel: The way she bend her head is so perfect. I like her.

Tyra: CATarina, you're in! See you in the next round.... The next name that Im going to call is......

Kitty!!!!

Nigel: This is my favorite picture of you Kitty. You know how to work your body. The arm is in the right place. The fluidity is awesome. Twiggy: Very edgy. Very High Fashion. A very good editorial. Ms. Jay: That's attitude baby!!! I Love you!

Tyra: Kitty, you're so Funky! You're in. Congratulations! The next name I'm going to call is.....

Katya!!!

Twiggy: Wow! I compare this to a Mona Lisa. Demure yet Catty. We dont know what's on your mind. That leaves us guessing. Ms. Jay: We can put this on a magazine cover tomorrow. You're a Cover Cat, dahling!!!! Nigel: One thing i like about you, Kat, is your face. Very mysterious. You can tell a lot of stories with it in a single shot. Keep it up.

Tyra: You're in Katya! We love to see more of that face..... Only two girls remain. The last name that Im going to call is.....

CATlin!!!

Ms. Jay: Vavavooom! See those legs? You pulled it off, girl! Nigel: We all know you are the best on the catwalk this season. Even the photo could tell but there is something wrong with your look. Twiggy: I agree... you should work on your facial depiction. You look like a cat lost in central park.

Tyra: CATlin. This week, you're in, from neck down. We'll give you a chance to work on your facial projection next time.

Eliminated:
MariPUSA!!!

Twiggy: I dont like this photo. You look like a tarsier than a Top Cat Model. You should go back to Bohol! Nigel: Where is the neck? Do they have necks in Tagbilaran? Ms. Jay: I dont see Chocolate Hills in this picture. It's flat. Sergs flat.

Tyra: MariPUSA. I am sorry. You've lost your focus. I suggest you to go and visit Baclayon Church to pray some more. You need a Miracle to be America's Next Cat Model. Vavoooo!

Photo Credits: KittyWigs

Ganito Pala Noon

OMG! OMG! Ganito pala mag-pose at mag-rampa noong Grade VI pa lang kami? Ang bilis ng panahon.... Ang bilis magbago ang mundo.... kakagulat!

20 years ago..... Noong bida pa si Melanie Marquez:


Di ko ma-take ang Moonwalk rampa ng Belgium! At ang stretching of legs ng United States sa bathing suit portion. Pero ang Mimi, win sa Catwalk. Palakpak!

YouTube Video by Bonggadera. Kung sino ka man, zalamat at pinasaya mo kami, today. Tse!

Diet And Male Models

Sabi ng Mama O kanina, "Hoy! Ineng! Let us start to diet ocampo na!" Ang sagot ko naman: "Mama naman, why now?"

Why now nga naman eh panahon ng lafang ngayon. This coming Thursday, Thanksgiving dinner na! Tapos, Birthday ng Ekra. After that, Christmas Noche Buena parties and New Year drinking galore na.

Sabi ng Mama O. "Yun nga eh! Dapat fit tayo sa Holidays para magamit ko naman ang mga lumang suits ko". Ay ewan ko sa yo Mama O. Bakit hindi na lang kasi bumili ng vago.

Pero, kailangan na nga talagang mag-diet mga Lolah! Lumalaki na kasi ang jackie chan dahil tumatanda na. Di ba Kiks?

Tanong ko ke Mama O: "Ano ba ang gusto mong klaseng katawan?" Sagot nya: "Dapat long and skinny and lean tayo...... katulad ng mga lecheng Papa na mga toh:"

Borgy Manotoc, Rocky Salumbides, Paolo Paraiso

True! Tama ang Mama O. Mabenta ang mga katawang katulad ng mga toh. Matawagan nga si David Copperfield para ma-achieve ang physique na toh! Or di kaya si Elsa na lang for a Himala? Tse!

But mga lolah. For a Papa, we dont like the skinny ones so much ha. (Para lang sa mga sisters itets!) We want the beefy ones instead. Yung mas malalaki at matitigas, wagi! Katulad ng mga toh:

Jerome Ortiz, Jon Hall, Carlos Agassi

Mga lecheng Pinoy Male Models na toh! Nagmukha tuloy kaming di kaakit-akit. Its Unfair! Unfair!...... "300 sit-ups a night lang yan mga Neneng" sabi ng sister Ekra. Advice raw ng co-worker nyang macho.... 300? Gosh! Manood na lang ako ke Gerard Butler at mag 300 strokes sa tabi. Chooooos!

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"Hay Naku!" sabi ni Bim Cecilio. "Walang sinabi yang mga Pinoy Male Models na yan! Ako lang ang Pinoy Male Model na makakaya ng look and pose na toh! See?"

Bim Cecilio (by Daniel Tan)

Ang taray ng Bim! Ka-ano-ano kaya sya ni Dang? Teka, teka,..... May humirit! Humirit ang Victor Basa: "Excuse me, Bim! Nagawa ko na yan! See?"

Victor Basa

Victor! Ang ganda-ganda moh! Gusto kitang syota-in! Akin ka!

Oh ano, mga diwatas? Mag da-diet na ba tayo or dalhin na lang natin sa make-up?

Racial Profiling VI

Racial Profiling: Supermodel Version

Ekra's Afro: Liya Kebede

From Ethopia! Ladies and Gentiles, this is Supermodel Liya Kebede! 11th highest paid Top Model according to Forbes ha! Appeared in the cover of US Vouge, twice na! Tse!



Kelly's Caucasia: Gemma Ward

Origin: Perth, Australia! Discovered in a TV search for Supermodels doon sa Land Down Under the rainbow. Pero binawi, at sinabing accidental lang raw ang pagsali (para mas dramatic? Like tita Kate Moss? Chos!) Appeared in John Mayer's "Daughters" ang bruha!



Lyka's Brown Asia: Daul Kim

Koreana ang Gagah! Rampadora pa and almost every fashion shows, present ang asyang na toh ha! Sikat kasi ang bangs ng malditah! "I Like To Fork Myself". Yan ang blog ng lokah-lokah.



Mama O Latino: Adriana Lima

Ang bading na hindi nakakilala sa kanya ay,.... tanga! Sikat ang Victoria Secret na katawan ng Adriana. Galing Brazil. Saan pa nga ba? Second Place lang sa Supermodel of the World contest, pero ngayon ha? One of the highest paid models na! Exotica kasi ang drama!

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Song of the Week: Panoorin ang Gemma Ward in John Mayer's Daughters sa sidebar. Vavooo!