And the Oscar goes to.....

When there is nothing to say at all, step-sis Jezebel and I would always utter this: 

"...And the Oscar goes to...... Jennifer Gaaaaarner!" 

Jennifer Garner did well in Juno, her only film where she is considered Oscar-worthy. (Peru sorry, hindi na nominate ang gagah). I dunno why, of all the Hollywood bitches, Jennifer comes out of our mouths just like that. Maybe we are playing Miss Nostradamus here and Mrs. Ben Affleck will eventually get an Oscar someday.... (when she's old and her prettiness wont distract her acting).

The Oscars is one of the Annual TV Events I am looking forward to every year (together with Miss Universe). When the straight guys at work would call in sick for the Superbowl or leave whatever they are doing to watch the NBA Finals, the Bergen would plan her whole day during Oscar Nights. It is her yearly 'panata'.

So, as early as today, I am excited for the next year's event. I cant wait for Daniel Day Lewis to say:

"...... And the Oscar goes to...... Anne Haaaaaathaway!!!!!"

Anne blew me away in the trailer of Rachel Getting Married. I hope she'll be nominated next year. Young actresses are favored to win at the Oscars nowadays (Reese, Gwyneth, Hilary) and those who deconstructed themselves in films (Charlize, Marion, Hilary [again! bruha sya!]). Anne has it in Rachel Getting Married.  She's out of her pa-cute Princess looks here na ha. I want her to win.

But STOP! Wait! Teka muna. Hindi magpapatalo ang Reyna!

".... And the Oscar goes to...... Meryl Streep!!!!!"

Ang lola! Grabeee! Eto na naman ang Tita ninyo. Nang nakita ko ang trailer ng Doubt, nag-doubt kaagad ako na manalo ang Ms Hathaway next year. It's Meryl who's going to snatch Anne's chance to win her first Oscar. Iba talagah mag deliver ang Mama Meryl ninyo! Talo ang Fedex! Takot ang DHL. Winner sya! Am sure double nominee na naman ang bruha sa Golden Globe nitoh. (For Mama Mia sa Musical and Comedy plus Drama sa Doubt).  Davu?

Abangan na lang natin next year! Anne or Meryl? Or Angelina (Changeling)? Or Nicole (Australia)? or baka Dakota ("The Dakota Fanning Rape Movie" [Hounddog]) Wahahahhahaha! kalokah si Dakota!

Pero isa lang ang hinhangad ko, ang masabi man lang sa Oscars ito:

"And the Oscar goes to....... Cherry Pie Pica-Tseeeeee!"

(Or something to that effect. Vavooooo!)