TITI Nominees: April 2008

The TiTi is awarded monthly to the most exhilirating, funny, queer, or inspiring comment made by visitors to The Lyka Bergen Show.

The award identifies examples of kabadingan big and small, hidden and out, and truly Filipiniana. It supports the Pinoy Gay Blogging World of ka-etchosan, katarayan and ka-seksihan. Special benefits for the winners include Prestige, Promotion, and a Trophy that brings joy to both recipient and his or her partner (kung meron man).

It is time for the April 2008 TiTi. And the nominees are......

Johnny Panic
in Brasilia Caloca

(On Mama O and Ekra's Trip to Brazil) "Pakikuot sang itlog ni Evandro Soldati kung makit-an nyo sya sa Rio. Amo lang (na)".

Lyka Says: Johnny Panic made history for being the first to be nominated using the Hiligaynon dialect. Daw gagah-gagah ka day! Nasa SF with me si Evandro Soldati mo when Ekra and Mama O were in Brazil. Sorry, di lang itlog ang kinu-ot ko no. Hello?

Mandaya Moore-Orlis
in Happy Feet

(On Lyka's proclamation of having a Foot Fetish) "Sana mahiligan mo rin ang tinatadyakan ka ng kinababaliwan mong paa".

Lyka Says: Ang taray! Bagamat mukhang feet ng kalabaw ang mga Paa ni Kulot. FYI, Mandaya. Hanggang Feet lang aketch. Walang Masochism na ganap ditrek. Ikaw? Kayo ni Kulotte? Me matching posas ba ang sex nyo?

Alimuom.Atbp
in Happy Feet

(Still on Foot Fetish) "Masarap yung magpa-pump while nakaipit sa toes! Hrrrmmmm!"

Lyka Says: Siete Pecados! Di ko ma take toh. Di ko ma-imagine. Ang lu-feet! Finafak na fala ang mga Toes ngayon? di ko alam yun. Super Safe Sex talagah ang drama ng Alimuom! Hrrrrmmm!

Bryan Anthony
in Cum Back To Me

(On Gabby Concepcion's Showbiz Comeback) "Malaki kaya titi ni Gabby?"

Lyka Says: Tanungin mo si Sharon! As in..... As in yan lang talagah ang ma-isip ng Bryan sa pagbabalik ni Gabby sa showbiz! Size really matters pala ke Miss Papua New Guinea natin. Titi! Titi! Titi! Puro ka na lang Titi!

Jezebel Patel
in A Line That Explodes

"Statement!! Statement!! Ayoko ng masikip!! Ayoko ng mabaho.. in other words.. ayaw ko ng puki!!"

Lyka Says: Ayan at naiba. Naging puki naman. Pero ang bading-counterpart ba ng puki eh mabango? BTW, Miss India! Ang pinaka-macho at gwapo mong pic talagah ang featured ko ditrek ha. Naisip ko lang at baka makatulong sa votes. (Lalo na para ke blogless Bituin). Chos!

-----O-----

Gays and Ladies, Bees and Honeys, they are your Top 5 Finalists vying for the TiTi this Month. Would it be Mandaya Moore Orlis, who already owns three TiTis to date? Or one-time TiTi Winner Bryan Anthony? Is it time to honor former nominees Johnny Panic and Jezebel Patel? Or is it the first-timer Alimuom.Atbp's time to shine?

I know you dont have the money to vote for the two Davids in AI or the privilege to vote for Obama. (Chos!) But in TiTi Awards, you have the right and the moral obligation (another Chos!) to choose who you think has the panache to be called April 2008's TiTi Queen.

Vote for your Top Three (in order) via the comment sex-tion. Let us be Just and Fair. May the best Gay win!