"Haloooooo! Di ba ang ganda ng dress koh? Inspired by JJ Abrams' Lost yan! Mukhang survival drama ng plane crash. You lyk? Messy pero couture! Davu?Aaaay! It's time na for the November Crystal Titi! (LTE's Best Comment of the Month!). And here are the nominees........"
Bananas!in Save Victor Basa
(On PBB's John Avila) "Punyetang john avila yan! Kung naging lalaki lang si Rita Avila mas gwapo pa ito di hamak kay sa kanya ha!"
We Say: Buhay pa ba si Rita?
KIKS!in Happy and Gay Today
"Except kung matigas na matigas sya, masakit pag pinitik ang titi. Parang nadaplisan ng ngipin ang medyo root area nito habang nakapaloob sa lalamunan mo."
We say: Expert sa pitikan ang gagah! Sadista!
Fuchsiaboy!in Happy and Gay Today
(On Las Tres Estrellas Blog) "In essence, Las Tres Estrellas is like bah-goh-oong. Some people like it some people don't. it's an acquired taste. but there is no denying that if you get a whiff of it, it comes off very strong".
We Say: Aaaay! Ganon? Ganon ba talaga? Sosyal ba ang bagoong? Chos!
Kalansay Collector!in Miss Earth Intruders
(On Miss Canada winning Miss Earth 2007) "Kay Ms. Canada? Wala.... Wala talaga akong masabi..... Ay! Meron pala akong nasabi... ang nasabi ko ay "wala akong masabi". Echosera!"
We Say: Analyzation ang effort ng bruha!
Luis Batchoy!in Miss Earth Intruders
"Ang mang okrayola water colors nga naman ay isang katangian na tanging bading lang ang merong flair at pizzaz na gumawa, above any other genders".
We Say: Aaay! Bakla pala si Sarah Silverman?!
JASE!in LTE's Sexiest Men Alive
(On LTE's Sexiest Man) "Agree ako ke Eric Bana - fresh banana latundan ang notah!"
We Say: But we like Saba!
Kalansay Collector!in LTE's Sexiest Men Alive
"Ay naman na Hugh Jackman! Masasabi kong "hugh" siguro ang keme niya at ang sarap i "jackman". Ahihihi!"
We Say: Malandi ang batang bading na tets!
Kalansay Collector!in Diet and Male Models
"No to dieta!!! Mamatay ako pag hindi ako kumain!...(Malamang! Gaga!)..... Hala nababaliw na ba ako at sinasagot ang aking sarili?"
We Say: Pangatlo na to ha. Analization ulit.
Bryan Anthony!in The Model and The Designer
(On Ria Bolivar in this picture) "My gawd... the cheek bones... parang philippine deep!"
We Say: Buti na lang at di Johnny Deep!
Fillibustero!in We Lyk
(On Brothers and Sisters' Nora Walker question: [What song did you lost your virginty to?] ) "Para sagutin ang tanong kung anong awitin ang pumapaimbabaw habang hinahalukay ang aking kabirhinan ay:...... Aringkingkingking!"
We Say: Sa mumurahing Gay Bar ba nabasag ang Birhen Mary?
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Bongga ang Kalansay Collector! multiple nominations ang gagah! Lord of the Rings ang Drama! Most nominated for a single award season. Tse! K.C. will face two time Titi Winner and 2006-2007 Grand Titi Awardee Bananas. She will also challenge two-time winner, Jase and last month's winner, Kiks. Makaya nya kaya?
Bryan Anthony, another Titi winner, is back to thumb everyone's nose. But first time nominee, Fillibustero dares to put him down. But wait! the Kate Winslet of the LTE Awards, Luis Batchoy, thinks he is due for a Titi but the LTE votes might go to Fuchsiaboy, whose praises for this blog is as sweet as the bagoong. (depending on how we lyk the bagoong. Yun!).
Kayo ang humusga! Your top 3 (in order) sa comment section. Your votes plus ours.... decide the November's Crystal Titi Winner. Good Luck!
Bryan Anthony, another Titi winner, is back to thumb everyone's nose. But first time nominee, Fillibustero dares to put him down. But wait! the Kate Winslet of the LTE Awards, Luis Batchoy, thinks he is due for a Titi but the LTE votes might go to Fuchsiaboy, whose praises for this blog is as sweet as the bagoong. (depending on how we lyk the bagoong. Yun!).
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Kayo ang humusga! Your top 3 (in order) sa comment section. Your votes plus ours.... decide the November's Crystal Titi Winner. Good Luck!
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