Asia's Hot!

Asia is getting hotter na talagah! Especially Thailand. Sa Totoo lang, sikat ang mga baklang Thai sa mga Puti-to ditoh sa SF! Eto ang 20 of their men sa cover ng Volume Magazine earlier this year.

Di ba ang layo? Have a closer look below with their LTE ranking (sa picture lang na toh) in order of sexiness, With no. 1 as the most Papable!

Agree or Disagree ba ang mga bading sa Papa No. 1? Ang Papa No.3 sana, pero medyo maliit sya. OK rin si Papa No. 14 kaya lang.... di bagay sa kanya ang long hair.

Long hair din ang Papa No. 5 namin kaya lang naging sexy sya dahil sa katawan at tattoo nito. Hmmmm.... si Papa No. 2 looks yummy talagah! Sorry ke No. 19, medyo out of place sya. Chos!

Papa No.4. Mukhang bading kaya cute! Masarap i-bottom. Chos! At ang Papa No. 10, sexy dahil sa glassess nito, pero pale sya at maiksi ang legs. At ang No. 20.... hellooooo?

Ilan kaya sa 20 na toh ang bading? At kayo? Sino ang No.1 nyo? Vavoooo!

Merry Christmas!

12 Days of Christmas by Janice Dickinson



Malditah ang gagah! Pero, where's 'the manger' in this Chirstmas song ba? I hate to say this, but to some of us, Christmas has lost its true meaning na. So, ano ba talaga ang meaning? Sasagutin ng Celtic Woman with a song.



Anyway, Merry CHRISTmas sa lahat! Tse!

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Our Song of the Week is not a Christmas Song and its not from Janice Dickinson either. It's Somewhere Over The Rainbow from the same group who brought us O Holy Night above, Celtic Woman.

Listen and Watch sa sidebar---->

Oscarlito Sana

Mga bakla! Tapos na ang Beauty Pageant Season. Film Awards Season na noh! Sino kaya ang mga pasok at tsugi sa listahan ni Oscarlito this year? Eto ang sampung favorites ng LTE na hindi pa sure ang kapalaran sa Oscars.

Clockwise: Viggo Mortenson (Eastern Promises) Best Actor; Amy Adams (Enchanted) Best Actress; Casey Affleck (The Assasination of Jessie James) Best Supporting Actor; Ellen Page (Juno) Best Actress; Paul Dano (There Will Be Blood) Best Supporting Actor; Jennifer Jason Leigh (Margot At The Wedding) Best Supporting Actress; John Travolta (Hairspray) Best Supporting Actor; Jennifer Garner (Juno) Best Supporting Actress; Emile Hirsch (Into The Wild) Best Actor; Laura Linney (The Savages) Best Actress

With Golden Globes and SAG nominations out recently, some of the above gained momentum and some lost it along the way.

80-100% Chance: Ellen Page
60-80% Chance: Viggo Mortenson, Cassey Affleck
40-60% Chance: Amy Adams, Emile Hirsch, John Travolta
20-40% Chance: Laura Linney, Jennifer Garner, Paul Dano
0-20% Chance: Jennifer Jason Leigh

Oscarlito, Please lang! Kahit lima lang sa sampu, happy na kami. Chos!

Iman's Conclusion

Project Runway: Canada (First Season) has ended and here are Iman's Finalists:


Marie Genevieve Cyr, Lucian Matis, Evan Biddell

Third Place:


Second Place:


And The Winner:


We love Lucian's but we agree with lola Iman. "Biddell is a true fashion visionary! His clothes has a new language... and THAT has to be nurtured!" Congratulations Biddell!!!!!!

Link: Watch the show here.

LTE's Christmas Tree MMVII

"Aaay! Gawa na pala ang Christmas Tree ng Mama O! Kumukutikutitap! Ang taray!"


"Malapitan nga at mabusisi!"


"Ang bango! Tunay na kahoy pala toh! Nasapawan ang beauty koh! Tse!"


Ayan ang Christmas Tree ng Mama O. Nasagilid lang. Tahimik. Ngunit nagbibigay sigla sa malamig na pasko ng mga LTE bading. Kakainis!

Pahabol ni Nora: Infernalou, mas maganda sya ke sa kahoy ng mga bading last year.

Project Runway: Philippines 2

LTE's Project Runway: Philippines

Second Challenge:
KC Concepcion will be Pasay City's Queen of Sagala. She's still thinking what to wear. Designers..... this will be your challenge. Impress KC with your design. She will wear the winning gown sa bonggang festival. Go! Make it work!

(Nahirapan ang lahat! Nag-away pa si Danilo Franco at Ceasar Gaupo dahil sabi ni Danilo, sinira raw ni Ceasar ang sewing machine. Tahimik lang si Steve Deleon habang gumagawa ng pattern para sa train ng gown nya. Sya pala ang sumira nito kani-kanina lang. Chos!)

Runway Time: Let's us start the show! Music please.....

Dita Sandico-Ong, Steve Deleon, Joel Escober


Danilo Franco, Ronaldo Arnaldo, Richard Papa


Ceasar Gaupo, Mike Dela Rosa, Milo Afable


Edgar Allan, Edna Encarnacion, Jerome Ang

Mga Judges, if you were KC Concepcion, anong gown ang wear nyo as the Queen of Sagala? And....! Sino ang sasabihan nyong.... "Auf Wiedersehen!"?

Photos from FDAP

Project Runway Philippines

LTE's Project Runway: Philippines

First Challenge:
Design a gown for Tita Regine to wear at the Awit Awards.

Among hundreds of hopefuls, here are our twelve Pinoy designers with their creations for this challenge:

Let's start the show!


Music Please....

Puey Quinones, Joseph Domingo, Jun Escario


Louis Claparols, Joanne Reyes, OJ Hofer


Jojie Lloren, Veejay Floresca, Bo Parcon


Inno Sotto, Rajo Laurel, Ivarluski Aseron

Mga Michael Kors na mga bading dyan. O di kaya mga eskandalosang Nina Garcia dyan. Sinetch ang win? ... At sinetch ang sasabihan nyong: "Auf Wiedersehen!"?

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Yeees! Doggy Fun is our Song of the Week from Harold Barefoot Sanders III. Ginamit sa Finale ng Project Runway Season 3's runner-up na si Uli. Lyk nyo rin?

Ang Anghel At Ang Kabayo

Nakakatakot ang Bench Ad na toh:


Pls lang, Ben Chan.... Di lang namin ma-gets kung bakit included sya? Pang-inis ang mukha. Anovayan? (Sorry sa mga bading na who find him cute ha. Basta para sa amin, sya'y nakakata-cute! As in...... Yuck!)

But we lyk this one:


Yan ang dapat! Hmmmm...... Angel Rafael! Sakyan mo na ang kabayo! Go!

Another Amy Surprise!

2006 brought us Amy Adams, the critics' favorite for Best Supporting Actress in Junebug and eventually made it to the Oscars as a nominee. Ngayon, another 'Amy' is getting the buzz. No! Hindi si Amy Austria mga gagah! Its.......

AMY RYAN

She is both LA and New York Critics' choice for Best Supporting Actress. Isama mo na rin yung Boston. Malditah sya! Tahimik lang ang bruha! Win pala! Tse!

Her performance in Ben Affleck's Gone Baby Gone sya na notice-ski! Eto at pannorin natin sya:



O davu? Reminds me of Cate Blanchett, another contender for Best Supporting Actress as Bob Dylan in Im Not There. Taray ng mga pale-looking actrisis na mga toh! Ala Nicole Kidman ang drama. Kulang sa dugo! Tse!

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O eto! Another 'Amy' and another pale-looking lady. Amiee Mann. Our Song Of The Week. Wise Up. From one of Lyka's Favorite Movies of All time, 1999's Magnolia! See Tom Cruise, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Julienne Moore, and John C. Reilly na naki-kanta ke Amiee sa sidebar ng blog na tets or here. Enjoy to the world!

Links:
2007 New York Film Critics Award Winners
2007 LA Film Critics Award Winners
2007 Boston Society of Film Critics Winners

Top Cat Model

Tyra: Five cats stand before me. But I have only four pictures in my hand. This four will still be on the running towards becoming America's Next Cat Model. One of you will pack her bags tonight and go back to your lousy owner. Let us see your best shots.....

The first name that Im going to call is........

CATarina!!!!

Twiggy: This is fierce. I love the body language. So feline! Ms. Jay: Look at her expression. The eyes are amazing. Bitchy elegant! Nigel: The way she bend her head is so perfect. I like her.

Tyra: CATarina, you're in! See you in the next round.... The next name that Im going to call is......

Kitty!!!!

Nigel: This is my favorite picture of you Kitty. You know how to work your body. The arm is in the right place. The fluidity is awesome. Twiggy: Very edgy. Very High Fashion. A very good editorial. Ms. Jay: That's attitude baby!!! I Love you!

Tyra: Kitty, you're so Funky! You're in. Congratulations! The next name I'm going to call is.....

Katya!!!

Twiggy: Wow! I compare this to a Mona Lisa. Demure yet Catty. We dont know what's on your mind. That leaves us guessing. Ms. Jay: We can put this on a magazine cover tomorrow. You're a Cover Cat, dahling!!!! Nigel: One thing i like about you, Kat, is your face. Very mysterious. You can tell a lot of stories with it in a single shot. Keep it up.

Tyra: You're in Katya! We love to see more of that face..... Only two girls remain. The last name that Im going to call is.....

CATlin!!!

Ms. Jay: Vavavooom! See those legs? You pulled it off, girl! Nigel: We all know you are the best on the catwalk this season. Even the photo could tell but there is something wrong with your look. Twiggy: I agree... you should work on your facial depiction. You look like a cat lost in central park.

Tyra: CATlin. This week, you're in, from neck down. We'll give you a chance to work on your facial projection next time.

Eliminated:
MariPUSA!!!

Twiggy: I dont like this photo. You look like a tarsier than a Top Cat Model. You should go back to Bohol! Nigel: Where is the neck? Do they have necks in Tagbilaran? Ms. Jay: I dont see Chocolate Hills in this picture. It's flat. Sergs flat.

Tyra: MariPUSA. I am sorry. You've lost your focus. I suggest you to go and visit Baclayon Church to pray some more. You need a Miracle to be America's Next Cat Model. Vavoooo!

Photo Credits: KittyWigs

Titi Winner: Nov 2007

More than 20 years ago, Cindy Lauper outshone Sheila E and Corey Hart to win Grammy's Best New Artist Award..... In 1993, Anna Paquin was awarded the Oscars' Best Supporting Actress trophy against Emma Thompson and Holly Hunter ...... And 2 months ago, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore Jr, received 1/2 of the Nobel Peace Price.

Yes! It is time to announce the LTE's November Titi Award Winner. The November Crystal Titi goes to the best comment made in this blog last month. Chosen by the LTE themselves plus Mama O and of course, You.

Ladies, let's call on Julia Morley to announce the Winners. Julia?

Third Place is........ Fillibustero!!!!
Second Place is..... Fuchsiaboy!!!!

And the November Crystal Titi goes to...............

Kalansay Collector!!!
in Miss Earth Intruders

The Winning Comment:
(On Miss Canada winning Miss Earth 2007) "Kay Ms. Canada? Wala.... Wala talaga akong masabi..... Ay! Meron pala akong nasabi... ang nasabi ko ay "wala akong masabi".... Echosera!"

Oh Davu? Parang tongue twister slash mind game ang comment ng bruha. Parang di mo maiintindihan pero, me-sense nga naman. Hmmm,... Wala akong masabi! Ay! Meron pala akong nasabi. Chos!

At ang picture! Ibang level na toh! Pang Siquijor's Top Model ang projection ng bruha! (Originally shot by Mrs. J. from AJ' Sotteau's Blog). At ang arms ha! "Long-legged" arms! May kalaban na si Ria Bolivar! Ching!

Kalansay Collector or K.C. to blogfriends, is a 20 year-old student from Quezon Citeeey! Besides being an estudyante, sya rin ay isang artista sa entablado. Hobbies nya include Reading, Writing, at higit sa lahat, despite her Ria-Bolivar Skeletal Arms,... Lumafang!!! Gagah nya! Lydia de Vega ang metabolism! Tse!

Know more about Titi Winner K.C.... Visit Skeletons In My Closet.

"Kung bibigyan ako nang chance mamili ng gender sa next life ko, anong pipiliin ko? Sagot: Siguro (tunay na) lalaki.... matapos kong maranasang maging binabae... danasin ang maputik na daan ng pagdadalaga... siguro mas madali na ang pagbibinata. (Pero mind you... masayang maging bading. No regrets.)" - Kalansay Collector (from his blog.)

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Readers' Choice
1. Fuchsiaboy (300 pts)
2. Bryan Anthony (200 pts)
3. Fillibustero (100 pts)
4. K.C. [on Miss Canada] (50 pts)
5. Jase (25 pts)

LTE's Choice
1. K.C. [on Miss Canada] (350 pts)
2. Fillibustero (250 pts)
3. K.C [on Hugh Jackman] (150 pts)
4. Fuchsiaboy (75 pts)
5. Bryan Anthony (50 pts)

Final Result
1. K.C. [on Miss Canada] (400 pts)
2. Fuchsiaboy (375 pts)
3. Fillibustero (300 pts)
4. Bryan Anthony (250 pts)
5. K.C. [on Hugh Jackman] (150 pts)

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Congratulations Kalansay Collector! Take care of your Crystal Titi. Vavoooo and see you all next month for another Titi Moment.

Nostalgia:
This day, last year, Mandaya Moore received her Titi.

The Queens Of 2007

Miss Universe (Japan)
Miss Earth (Canada)
Miss International (Mexico)
Miss World (China)
Miss Tourism Queen (Russia)

If you were to judge this year's Beauty Pageant winners (with all of them as your Top 5 finalists), who among these big titlists above will receive a second crown? Your Queen of Queens? Here's ours:

4th Runner Up is...... Miss Earth (Canada)
[Ang chaka kasi!]

3rd Runner-Up is.... Miss Universe (Japan)
[Maganda lang ang gown. Dinala sa Personality. Chos!]

2nd Runner-Up is..... Miss Tourism Queen (Russia)
[Mukhang elegant]

1st Runner-Up is.... Miss International (Mexico)
[Bagay ang 'winter' crown. ]

and the Queen of Queens 2007 is........

MISS WORLD (China)

Agree or Disagree? Spin A Win!

Tres Bonggas: Nov 2007

Tres Bonggas. LTE's best blogging reads for November.

ChickletBaby
Love Is Like Waiting For The Bus
Posted: Nov 23, 2007

Chicletbaby lykens Love to people at the Bus Stop. If you havent found your true love yet, ...waiting for the bus, is a neat read. Chicklet's reference to Love doesnt rest on relationship alone. It's all about choices in life. Career, a place to live, or anything you make decision on.

"The Bottom line of being loved is like waiting for a bus and whether you want to get on the bus and give the bus a chance depends totally on you...." -ChicletBaby

Love is a ride. Life as well. Get one. May you have a nice trip. Tse!

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Black Mamba
Mastering The Art of Falling
Posted: Nov. 10, 2007

A toddler may fall a lot of times to master the art of walking. Our mistakes made in life should not hinder us to continue climbing up the ladder. Falling is a part of living.

Black Mamba's reassurance in Mastering The Art Of Falling simply suggests it's OK having mistakes. Falling is no big deal. Dont let it hinder us in chasing our dreams. Fall twice, thrice, or more. You are not alone. Falling is bound to happen in each one of us. No one is spared. But always remember, it's avoidable.

"Mistakes, once realized, sometimes reward us at the end. Had I not made a huge mistake with my Ex, I probably wouldnt have met my husband. You get the picture". - Black Mamba

Ang sabi nga ni Jon Bon Jovi: "Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." True naman davu?

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Flash Lightbringer
I Had To Be....
Posted Nov. 2, 2007

Wish you had to be somebody else? Or think, why somebody else is much better than yourself? Why cant we be contended of who we are?

Life is a race. But it is not important who finishes the race first. But rather it is, if we finish the race or not. Of what we can achieve as who we are. Our goals should not be patterned on others. It is us who measure our own success. No comparison with our neighbors. That's the only way we can finish the race.

"Much of these nonsense I speak - it's all about breaking the barriers of what you can be, and what you can do. I had to be......... Me." - Flash Lightbringer

Be Yourself. Be Bench. Chos!

(Click red titles above to view the complete Tres Bonggas' posts.)

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There's a time for us to let go
There's a time for holding on
A time to speak, a time to listen
There's a time for us to grow

There's a time for laying low down
There's a time for getting high
A time for peace, a time for fighting
A time to live, a time to die

A time to scream, a time for silence
A time for truth against the lie
A time for faith, a time for science
There's a time for us to shine

There's a time for misbelieving
There's a time to understand
A time for hurt, a time for healing
A time to run, and make a stand

This is the time
Of our lives...

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Yeps... that is our Song Of The Week: Paul Van Dyk's Time Of Our Lives.

Dedicated to our November Tres Bonggas: ChicletBaby, Black Mambo, and Flash Lightbringer. Thank you for sharing a piece of your mind. We Learn. We Think.

Check Paul Van Dyk's Time Of Our Lives sa sidebar or click here to listen and watch. Vavooooo!

LTE Awards: November 2007 Nominees

Ladies and Gentlemen.... Courtney Love!!!!!!

"Haloooooo! Di ba ang ganda ng dress koh? Inspired by JJ Abrams' Lost yan! Mukhang survival drama ng plane crash. You lyk? Messy pero couture! Davu?

Aaaay! It's time na for the November Crystal Titi! (LTE's Best Comment of the Month!). And here are the nominees........"

Bananas!
in Save Victor Basa

(On PBB's John Avila) "Punyetang john avila yan! Kung naging lalaki lang si Rita Avila mas gwapo pa ito di hamak kay sa kanya ha!"

We Say: Buhay pa ba si Rita?

KIKS!
in Happy and Gay Today

"Except kung matigas na matigas sya, masakit pag pinitik ang titi. Parang nadaplisan ng ngipin ang medyo root area nito habang nakapaloob sa lalamunan mo."

We say: Expert sa pitikan ang gagah! Sadista!

Fuchsiaboy!
in Happy and Gay Today

(On Las Tres Estrellas Blog) "In essence, Las Tres Estrellas is like bah-goh-oong. Some people like it some people don't. it's an acquired taste. but there is no denying that if you get a whiff of it, it comes off very strong".

We Say: Aaaay! Ganon? Ganon ba talaga? Sosyal ba ang bagoong? Chos!

Kalansay Collector!
in Miss Earth Intruders

(On Miss Canada winning Miss Earth 2007) "Kay Ms. Canada? Wala.... Wala talaga akong masabi..... Ay! Meron pala akong nasabi... ang nasabi ko ay "wala akong masabi". Echosera!"

We Say: Analyzation ang effort ng bruha!

Luis Batchoy!
in Miss Earth Intruders

"Ang mang okrayola water colors nga naman ay isang katangian na tanging bading lang ang merong flair at pizzaz na gumawa, above any other genders".

We Say: Aaay! Bakla pala si Sarah Silverman?!

JASE!
in LTE's Sexiest Men Alive

(On LTE's Sexiest Man) "Agree ako ke Eric Bana - fresh banana latundan ang notah!"

We Say: But we like Saba!

Kalansay Collector!
in LTE's Sexiest Men Alive

"Ay naman na Hugh Jackman! Masasabi kong "hugh" siguro ang keme niya at ang sarap i "jackman". Ahihihi!"

We Say: Malandi ang batang bading na tets!

Kalansay Collector!
in Diet and Male Models

"No to dieta!!! Mamatay ako pag hindi ako kumain!...(Malamang! Gaga!)..... Hala nababaliw na ba ako at sinasagot ang aking sarili?"

We Say: Pangatlo na to ha. Analization ulit.

Bryan Anthony!
in The Model and The Designer

(On Ria Bolivar in this picture) "My gawd... the cheek bones... parang philippine deep!"

We Say: Buti na lang at di Johnny Deep!

Fillibustero!
in We Lyk

(On Brothers and Sisters' Nora Walker question: [What song did you lost your virginty to?] ) "Para sagutin ang tanong kung anong awitin ang pumapaimbabaw habang hinahalukay ang aking kabirhinan ay:...... Aringkingkingking!"

We Say: Sa mumurahing Gay Bar ba nabasag ang Birhen Mary?

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Bongga ang Kalansay Collector! multiple nominations ang gagah! Lord of the Rings ang Drama! Most nominated for a single award season. Tse! K.C. will face two time Titi Winner and 2006-2007 Grand Titi Awardee Bananas. She will also challenge two-time winner, Jase and last month's winner, Kiks. Makaya nya kaya?

Bryan Anthony, another Titi winner, is back to thumb everyone's nose. But first time nominee, Fillibustero dares to put him down. But wait! the Kate Winslet of the LTE Awards, Luis Batchoy, thinks he is due for a Titi but the LTE votes might go to Fuchsiaboy, whose praises for this blog is as sweet as the bagoong. (depending on how we lyk the bagoong. Yun!).

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Kayo ang humusga! Your top 3 (in order) sa comment section. Your votes plus ours.... decide the November's Crystal Titi Winner. Good Luck!