LTE's Sexiest Men Alive!

Paano nangyari toh? People! Paki-explain. Matt Damon is the Sexiest Man Alive. Asan don? Ihanda na ang mga placards at yellow ribbon at tara na sa Mendiola! Chos!

Kakainis pero OK lang. Irespeto natin ang People who proclaimed him the sexiest man chu-chu. In respect, magaling naman sya na actor talagah. We just dont find him sexy, That's all!

Gawa na lang tayo ng sarili nating Sexiest Men List para walang reklamo. At eto ang sa amin:

Isang dozenang sexy papables na pina-fantasya barrino ng Las Tres Estrellas (in ordah):

12. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
11. Jake Gyllenhaal
10. Mark Wahlberg



9. Gael Garcia Bernal
8. Prince Harry
7. Chad White



6. Hugh Jackman
5. Wentworth Miller
4. Brad Pitt

3. Anderson Cooper

The sexiest Salt and Pepper ever! The Looks, The Brains. And not only that, he is Rich and Famous. He has everything a sexy papa can offer, davu? The Power. The Charisma. The Breeding.

2. Matthew McConaughey

The Body. The Blue-Blonde Gene. The Accent. At inamin na di raw sya gumagamit ng underwear! Hot talagah! Pls also include The Suave Persona. The Smile. The Endurance (tatagal toh!). Sabi nga ng Ekra, sa tingin pa lang, lalabasan ka na. Chos!

And now, Our LTE's Sexiest Man Alive is.........

Eric Bana!!!!!!

Mukhang masakit sya. Mukhang Dakota Fanning!!!! Bet! Tatlong araw kang mamahinga after the.... you know. Mukhang mabait na inosente pero duguan kung duguan ang laban. Husband material. Parang di ka iiwan. Kung botomista ka, Top na Top ang dating nya. Kung Topsilog ka naman, mukhang mabait at mapagbigay naman sya. Diva?

Yan ang tunay na sexy! Matt Damon, lalaban kah? Tse!