We Lyk......

Miss China in Miss World

Maggie Wilson, be afraid! Miss China is the strongest Asian contender in this year's Miss World Contest. Lyk na lyk namin sya. Win pa as Best Model ha. Not because na kamukha sya ng Lyka. She has the aura and the quality to become this year's Miss World kasi talagah. Basta, ke Miss China kami! Pustahan? Chuz!

Amy Adams in Enchanted

Gagah-gagah! Maldita. Bongga! Amy brings real acting in a pa-cute movie. Super wagi na ala Junebug ang acting ng bruha. Kaya we lyk the movie because of her.

Pa-Cute Movie talagah ang Enchanted na toh at bakit nakuha ang Amy Adams bilang Vida Doria? Bat hindi si Hilary Duff or Vanessa Hudgens? Why not Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson? Mga pa cute ever na mga murat sa pelikula. Pero di sila nagkamali ke Amy. Ang galing galing nya. Wagi ang lolah!

Rodrigo Santoro in Carandiru

Gosh! Ngayon lang namin watch ang 2003 Brazilian Film na to. Di maaring snobin ang character na Lady Di sa Carandiru. Bongga ang baklita na to kasi. Ever bilena all the while, another Brazilian actor lang ang gumanap sa papel. Pero at the end, surprised is right kami. Si Rodrigo Santoro pala ang Lady Di? At me kissing scene pa sa pangit at pandak na lalaki. Tse!

Victor Basa in PBB

So Victor Basa is nominated for eviction again. LTE will no longer waste its time and effort to save the Basa Hunk. PBB is sooo out. Walang kwenta na. Kuya's manipulation and save-the ratings attempt with their star guest (Angel Locsin) and introduction of new housemates are so kakainis. It is no longer spontaneous. It turned us off.

Started with MCoy's apparent plagiarism. (The truth hurts MCoy, hahahha!, sorry). And Ethel's gone. Thanks Ethel for making a stand. Ethel's voluntary exit led to Kuya's maneuver made obvious of who to save (for ratings sake).

Victor has spoken. He was never the favorite. Toni Gonzaga lost her Best Host chu-chu for cutting off Victor with his explanation of why he needs to be saved for eviction. Toni and Kuya didnt even apologize to him. It was him who apologized for his actions. (Victor was seen on TV upset and furious with the situation). All we can say, get out of that house Victor! As fast as you can. We are still here for you.

Pls, no surprises. Victor will be out next week. With Rizza and Baron as fellow nominees, Victor is expected to leave the house. And with open arms, sasalubungin natin ang Papa sa labas. Viva Victor!

Elisa Jimenez in Project Runway 4

Elisa! Elisa! Taga ibang planeta ang gagah! We lyk! Masaya ang PR4 dahil sa yo. Kakaiba ang mga designs mo. Bet ka namin kahit parang trapo ang first design mo. Hehehhe! Pero ang second episode dress mo. Boggaella garcia bernal! Duraan ba naman ang garment? Kalokah! Sana tatagal ka.

Sally Field in Brothers and Sisters

Sally's Character Nora Walker asks: "What song did you lost your virginty to?"

If I were to answer Nora's Q, gosh, I dunno na! As far as I can remember, I lost my virginy (as an adult ha) noong year 1994. We were in a hotel watching MTV, at doon na nangyari ang dapat mangyari. It could be Bruce Springsteen's Streets of Philadelphia siguro or Enigma's Return To Innocence. But Crash Test Dummies' Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm, comes to mind talagah!.... Kayo? What song did you lost your Virginty to?

And Juana Molina

All i know, ang song na El na El ako sa ngayon is from Argentina's Juana Molina. Former comedienne turned singer.

Anything Juana in the backgrounnd, langit ang bagsak ng dyug. Eto ang Song of the Week ng LTE. Juana Molina's La Verde. Watch and Listen sa sidebar or click here.

Ganito Pala Noon

OMG! OMG! Ganito pala mag-pose at mag-rampa noong Grade VI pa lang kami? Ang bilis ng panahon.... Ang bilis magbago ang mundo.... kakagulat!

20 years ago..... Noong bida pa si Melanie Marquez:


Di ko ma-take ang Moonwalk rampa ng Belgium! At ang stretching of legs ng United States sa bathing suit portion. Pero ang Mimi, win sa Catwalk. Palakpak!

YouTube Video by Bonggadera. Kung sino ka man, zalamat at pinasaya mo kami, today. Tse!

Diet And Male Models

Sabi ng Mama O kanina, "Hoy! Ineng! Let us start to diet ocampo na!" Ang sagot ko naman: "Mama naman, why now?"

Why now nga naman eh panahon ng lafang ngayon. This coming Thursday, Thanksgiving dinner na! Tapos, Birthday ng Ekra. After that, Christmas Noche Buena parties and New Year drinking galore na.

Sabi ng Mama O. "Yun nga eh! Dapat fit tayo sa Holidays para magamit ko naman ang mga lumang suits ko". Ay ewan ko sa yo Mama O. Bakit hindi na lang kasi bumili ng vago.

Pero, kailangan na nga talagang mag-diet mga Lolah! Lumalaki na kasi ang jackie chan dahil tumatanda na. Di ba Kiks?

Tanong ko ke Mama O: "Ano ba ang gusto mong klaseng katawan?" Sagot nya: "Dapat long and skinny and lean tayo...... katulad ng mga lecheng Papa na mga toh:"

Borgy Manotoc, Rocky Salumbides, Paolo Paraiso

True! Tama ang Mama O. Mabenta ang mga katawang katulad ng mga toh. Matawagan nga si David Copperfield para ma-achieve ang physique na toh! Or di kaya si Elsa na lang for a Himala? Tse!

But mga lolah. For a Papa, we dont like the skinny ones so much ha. (Para lang sa mga sisters itets!) We want the beefy ones instead. Yung mas malalaki at matitigas, wagi! Katulad ng mga toh:

Jerome Ortiz, Jon Hall, Carlos Agassi

Mga lecheng Pinoy Male Models na toh! Nagmukha tuloy kaming di kaakit-akit. Its Unfair! Unfair!...... "300 sit-ups a night lang yan mga Neneng" sabi ng sister Ekra. Advice raw ng co-worker nyang macho.... 300? Gosh! Manood na lang ako ke Gerard Butler at mag 300 strokes sa tabi. Chooooos!

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"Hay Naku!" sabi ni Bim Cecilio. "Walang sinabi yang mga Pinoy Male Models na yan! Ako lang ang Pinoy Male Model na makakaya ng look and pose na toh! See?"

Bim Cecilio (by Daniel Tan)

Ang taray ng Bim! Ka-ano-ano kaya sya ni Dang? Teka, teka,..... May humirit! Humirit ang Victor Basa: "Excuse me, Bim! Nagawa ko na yan! See?"

Victor Basa

Victor! Ang ganda-ganda moh! Gusto kitang syota-in! Akin ka!

Oh ano, mga diwatas? Mag da-diet na ba tayo or dalhin na lang natin sa make-up?

The Model and The Designer

Gagah gagah na Ria hu! Ang landii! Tarush ang bruha! Ginawang supermodel ang character ni Kurdapya!

LTE's favorite Pinay model Ria Bolivar: Cover ng Imagine, Bagong fashion magazine. Kakainis ang shoulders ha. Tse!

<---- Ang taray ng flower sa Burmese neck ng ating Ria, ano? At ang hair sa cover, Mimi-Flow! At ang bone structure ng lola, walang sinabi ang mga kalansay sa Cambodia! Kakainis sya! May kinakain pa ba ang Ria? Lalong naging skinny casey! Di ko ma take. Pero of course, win pa rin ang High Fashion chenelyn ng bruha! We lyk!

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Speaking of Fashion, Carlie Wong is out of Project Runway: Canada. Kakainis sastre! We dont lyk Iman anymore, Chos! Our favorite to win pa naman zana, pero tsugi na. Tse!

Here are some of Carlie's creations outside Project Runway:

Eh lalo sanang effective ang desings ng Carlie kung si Ria ang kinuhang model, davu?

"I suppose my downfall was being consistently good, so that one little mishap shined like a giant red beacon. C’est la vie. I have no regrets. My designs were flawless. My execution in the last challenge was questionable; but I’m a designer, not a seamstress..... It's "Closing Time" -Carlie Wong

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No Carlie! Its no closing time yet! You have a lot to offer. We love your designs. The judges, in this week's episode, were more into the execution and not into the design. Nagkamali zila! Tse nila!

Ang sabi nga ng Semisonic: "....every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end" Diva? Kaya ang Song of the Week natin ngayon ay handong para kay Carlie. Closing Time by Semisonic. Listen and watch sa sidebar or click here. Vavay!

If you like Carlie's ka-ekratan, click here. Also Thanks to Fuchiaboy for Ria's Pics!

LTE's Sexiest Men Alive!

Paano nangyari toh? People! Paki-explain. Matt Damon is the Sexiest Man Alive. Asan don? Ihanda na ang mga placards at yellow ribbon at tara na sa Mendiola! Chos!

Kakainis pero OK lang. Irespeto natin ang People who proclaimed him the sexiest man chu-chu. In respect, magaling naman sya na actor talagah. We just dont find him sexy, That's all!

Gawa na lang tayo ng sarili nating Sexiest Men List para walang reklamo. At eto ang sa amin:

Isang dozenang sexy papables na pina-fantasya barrino ng Las Tres Estrellas (in ordah):

12. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
11. Jake Gyllenhaal
10. Mark Wahlberg



9. Gael Garcia Bernal
8. Prince Harry
7. Chad White



6. Hugh Jackman
5. Wentworth Miller
4. Brad Pitt

3. Anderson Cooper

The sexiest Salt and Pepper ever! The Looks, The Brains. And not only that, he is Rich and Famous. He has everything a sexy papa can offer, davu? The Power. The Charisma. The Breeding.

2. Matthew McConaughey

The Body. The Blue-Blonde Gene. The Accent. At inamin na di raw sya gumagamit ng underwear! Hot talagah! Pls also include The Suave Persona. The Smile. The Endurance (tatagal toh!). Sabi nga ng Ekra, sa tingin pa lang, lalabasan ka na. Chos!

And now, Our LTE's Sexiest Man Alive is.........

Eric Bana!!!!!!

Mukhang masakit sya. Mukhang Dakota Fanning!!!! Bet! Tatlong araw kang mamahinga after the.... you know. Mukhang mabait na inosente pero duguan kung duguan ang laban. Husband material. Parang di ka iiwan. Kung botomista ka, Top na Top ang dating nya. Kung Topsilog ka naman, mukhang mabait at mapagbigay naman sya. Diva?

Yan ang tunay na sexy! Matt Damon, lalaban kah? Tse!

French Baguette, Atbp.

Pagbigyan si Misis. Ten-Ten Munoz raw ang tag na tish. Anything 10-10 ba or dapat kailangan Friendship ang topic? Di ko kasi maintindihan masyado. Kaya, eto ang sa kin.

Ten Things that remind me of my zizters Kelly, Ekra and Mama O.

Kelly
1. Regine Velasquez (Idolatry na itrak!)
2. Grammar (Very particular kasi ang gagah!)
3. Bvlgari (Always hiling nya for pasalubong)
4. Ox-Tongue (Yun lang kasi ang alam nyang orderin)
5. Face Powder (Parang cellphone. Always carry underwood)
6. White Russian (Limang baso, di pa lashing)
7. Singing Contests (Always second lang ang bruha)
8. "Corny-Lou!" (Palaging labas sa bibig nya)
9. Kurbata (Manager ng Hotel kasi ang drama)
10. Lips (Ala Victor Basa ang sa kanya. Swear!)




Ekra
1. Amsterdam/Europe (Taga doon ang Papa/s)
2. Voyeurism (Fetish ng lolah)
3. Journals (Paulo Coelho ang style ha)
4. Volkswagen GTI (Driving Miss Daisy ng Lokah!)
5. Tea (British raw kasi sya. Chos!)
6. Sushi (Haponesa ang Palate ng Ekra)
7. Movie-Making (Dream nya)
8. Pedro Almodovar (Idol nya)
9. Bare Escentuals (Gamit nya)
10. Adobo (The best in fernalou ang version nya)




Mama O
1. Designer Clothes (Ang Prada Sandals, di ko ma take)
2. Dancing with the Stars (Nakangiti habang nanonood mag-isa)
3. Britney Spears (all day ang tugtug)
4. Ketel One and Cranberry (sa bars)
5. Jogging (Di ko makaya ang endurance nya)
6. French Baguette (always bit-bit pauwi para sosyal raw. Chos!)
7. Seven for All Mankind (ilang pairs na ba lolah?)
8. Nutri-System (pang diet ng Mama)
9. Brown Sugar Scrub (Clogged palagi ang tub namin. Leche sya!)
10. High-Pitched Voice (Yung ke Mama, Kakainis na cute)

Oh Ayan, Mrs J! Wala na akong utang sa yo. Tse!

Miss Earth Intruders

Aaay! Sya?


Sana Sya na lang!


Sya kaya? Uuwi kaya na me korona?

We dont lyk Miss Canada ha! Walang ka amor-amor powers! Very much lyk pa naman namin zana si Miss Kazakhstan. Kahit Top 16, wa ang gagah. Ang Margaret Wilson kaya? Binibini Mundo kaya ang drama sa Dec 1? Tse!

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Lecheng Miss Earth na yan! Eto na nga lang ang Song of the Week natin. Earth Intruders from Miss Iceland herself, Bjork.

(<----- O di ba Bungga ang bend ng lokah-lokah?) Watch and listen sa sidebar or di kaya click here.

Nora Is Vack!

Nora is back for good. Ayun 1 week pa lang na nagka-Working Visa, rumampa na! Palace of Fine Arts kaagad ang punta on her first day-off as a legal alien.

Umiwi kasi itong si Nora sa Republica Dominaca dahil di nakapagkuha ng visa kaagad ang Mama O para sa kanya. Kaya wiz see natin sya for the past months. Now na legal na sya dits sa 'Merika, free as a bird na ang bruha!

Eto sya sa Palace of Fine Arts, at super pictorial kaagad ang gaga-gagah! Sabi nga ng maid tech naming toh, dito raw sila magpapakasal ng Papa nya para bungga. Ambisyosa!

Nagpapicture kaagad ang Nora sa tabi ng Vestal Virgin na tets! Feeling nya kasi she is one of them raw. Very Romanesque ang beauty. Nakaka-relate ang malditah!

Ayan nagpapa-practice na ng kasal nya ang lokah. Walk the Aisle sya. With the matching bouquet on her hands. Ang problema, wala pang Papa tong si Nora. Kelan pa kaya?

Ngayong bumalik na ang Maid naming si Nora, pwedeng ng mag relax relax ang LTE sisterettes. Abangan ang iba pang mga adventures ng sosyal na Maid na tets!

Isa lang ang masasabi ng Nora: "Labia all!"

Happy and Gay Today

Aaaaay! Ayan! Finally! Na-feature na rin ang Las Tres Estrellas sa Pinoy Gay Blogs. Viva! Couture!

Ang taray! We thought kasi, mga inglesera lang ang pwede don! Chos! Kaya wiz thought kami na pwede rin pala kami don. Chariz Theron! Etchos! Melanie Marquez ang drama with matching Amelia de la Cruz's "My friends call me Bungga!". Pero in fairy ness laxamana, nora honored kami ha! Teynkya!

Sino ba ang gumagawa ng review na yun ha? Eto ang sample:

"Las Tres Estrellas (The Three Stars in Spanish) refers to the three bloggers behind this site, namely Lyka Bergen, Kelly Carson and Ekra Tan with all three supported by their producer / “mother” known only as The Oracle. They’re all fabulous women at heart as you’ll soon see in the way their entries are written with such flair and panache."

O di ba bongga? At eto pa:

"This blog isn’t quite for the faint of heart - you might not be queer enough to survive their divinity for long. If only for that reason I’d tag it as NSFW for now given that you can never really tell what’s going to come around the corner from the depths of their creative minds".

At ang language issue, tinacle!

"I thought I was pretty proficient until I really sat down to try and read these entries. Still, don’t let that hold you back from visiting the site - the language challenge is an experience it itself and still at the end of the day, you’ll more than enjoy the parts that you do understand".

At ang ending......

So if you’re feeling the need to explore your inner diva or you simply want to let your hair down for a while and stop playing the discrete game, then this is the place for you. It’s a fun site where you get to fully appreciate just how colorful Filipino queers can be and feel a little bit prouder to be part of such a vibrant community.

Oh ayan! Winner ang reviews! Thank you sa sumulat, kung sino ka man! Kaya lang, bat no comment ang mga kabadingan? Paki-baba naman ng mga kilay nyo. Pls. lang. Tse!

(Read the full review here).

Titi Winner: October 2007

The Crystal Titi goes to LTE's Best Comment and chosen by the LTE themselves and their fellow bloggers. It is time to award the Crystal Titi to our October 2007 Winner. The best comment made sa blog na to last month.

To our September 2007 Titi Winner, the coquettish AJ Sotteau, it is time to kiss you goodbye. Mag-farewell walk ka na bruha!


Without further ado (manzano), ladies and gents (na pa mhin), heto na po sila.....

2nd runner-up is............ Kiks! (Tessa-Prieto Comment)
1st runner-up is.............. Kalansay Collector!

And The Titi for October 2007 goes to........

KIKS!!!!!!!!!
in Prince Papa Mo

The winning comment:
(On Peter Pan) "Peter Pan has a peter that resembles a pan - mashuba pero shondak".

This is Kiks first Titi. After 7 nominations, finally, finally! It is his time na talagah to shine! To own a Titi! Congratulations Kikay!

33 year-old Kiks is from Hong Kong, Chinaaaa! (Originally from Bicol). His real name is Rey. (Family name? Langit. Chos!). He likes books . The look of books nga lang, at di binabasa. (Another Chos!) He loves travel raw, basta libre. And last but not least, mahilig magmahal, kahit walang ka-relasyon (Not Chos!)

I heard na Birthday raw ng New Titi Winner natin days ago? How true? It is not because birthday ng Kiks at nanalo sya ha. Talagang pang Titi naman talaga ang comment ng bruha. Titing titi... english nga lang at slang pa. Taray! Ang ebidensya, sa Vote Summary below.

Know more about Kiks sa kanyang blog, ABBA: Adbentyurs Ng Isang Bikolanong Baklang Aktibista. Abba! Abba! Aktivista pala tong baklang toh! Tse!

"The only instance we bow down so low is when we blow. That is the only instance". -Kiks from his blog.

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Readers' Choice (tie)
1. Goddess 200 pts (and)
1. Kiks (on Peter Pan) 200pts
3. BitterBitch 100 pts
4. Kalansay Collector 50pts
5. Kiks (on Tessa Valdez) 25 pts

LTE's Choice
1. Kalansay Collector 250 pts
2. Kiks (On Tessa Valdez) 200 pts
3. Kiks (on Peter Pan) 150 pts
4. Luis Batchoy 100 pts
5. Bitter Bitch 50 pts

Final Result
1. Kiks (on Peter Pan) 350 pts
2. Kalansay Collector 300 pts
3. Kiks (On Tessa Valdez) 225 pts
4. Goddess 200pts
5. Bitter Bitch 150pts

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Again, Congratulations Madam Kiks! Mabuhay kah! (You know what I mean!) We love you! Vavoooo!


Nostalgia:
This month, Last year, Goddess won her Titi. To reminisce, click here.

Tres Bonggas: Relasyon

Tres Bonggas presents..... Relasyon. LTE's Top Three entries from our blogroll for the month of October.

Mrs J's
Papa
Posted: October 9, 2007

A gay man's relationship to his macho pichu father. Papa is Mrs. J's account on his own father's negative response to his homosexual being. Nakakalungkot. Nakaka-iyak. Pang MMK.

Mrs. J's reaction to this issue is what we like best. Pinagtatawanan ba naman. Galing nya! I dont even know how to react kung naging ama ko ang Papa nya. I am sorry Mrs J..... labs ka namin! Dont worry. Di ka nga tanggap ng sarili mong ama, pero good na di ka gumaya sa kanya. Dahil ikaw mismo, tanggap mo ang sarili mo. Viva!

"......sa isang bagay na wiz ko na remember kung about san ang pagtatalo namin, eh nasabi nia sakin na: "INIHI LANG KITA..." - Exerpt from Mrs J.'s Papa

Goddess'
Umpog Sa Pader
Posted: October 23, 2007

This time Papa na as in Papa na talagah... meaning Jowa, BF, partner. Mahirap bang magmahal? Sasagutin ni Goddess sa kanyang entry na Umpog Sa Pader.

Umpog reminds us of how to use both mind and heart in dealing with love. Using our heart alone would make us suffer more in the end. Goddess used his whole heart for this relationship and gave him the pain he didnt deserve. Kung ginamit lang sana ang utak, natauhan na kaagad. Sorry Dyosah ha! Iba ka kasing magmahal.

"Hindi na kasi dapat humantong pa sa ganito eh. Hindi ko na dapat pinagpatuloy pa. Matagal ko na dapat itong pinatay. Mali, dapat siguro sariling puso ko na lang ang pinatay ko!" excerpt from Goddess' Umpog Sa Pader

Migs, The Manila Gay Guy's
Anoverz
Posted: October 30, 2007

Open Relationship: What's your stand? Anoverz is Migs own opinion on gay open relationships.

Usual nga tong open relationship chuchu sa ating mga bading. "Ok lang BF ko, mag dyug sa iba but no kissing at patusok ek-ek ha!" Familiar davu? The male species nga raw is more sexual than the female, kaya normal lang raw na ang lalaki (or lalakwe man) ay mahilig sa more than one partner. But Migs disagrees.

".....Na ang wagas na pag-ibig ay ang nagbibigkis sa dalawang pakpak (hindi tatlo, hindi apat, hindi lima) upang ito’y makalipad? Na ang tunay na pagmamahalan ay bingi sa panaghoy ng laman?" excerpt from Migs' Anoverz

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Our Song of the Week is dedicated to our October Tres Bonggas: Mrs J, Goddess, and Migs, the Manila Gay Guy. This is from Architecture In Helsinki. The song: Souvenirs. Watch and listen sa sidebar. Enjoy mga mega!

"I've got souvenirs but yesterday can't mean too much, Have we missed an opportunity? "

Save Victor Basa

Pinoy Big Brother Housemate Victor Basa is nominated for eviction. Please lang SAVE nyo sya! We know naman that Victor is quiet lang sa bahay ni Kuya. Kumbaga, supporting lang sa mga strong personalities ng ibang housemates BUT his presence sa PBB is enough na to make us, bading watch the show, davu? Kasi nga, he is sooo super duper mega diamond cute talagah!

Kaya, SAVE natin sya ! Please lang!

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At bakit di pa si Jon Avila kasi? We hate his antics ha, parang filitte! At ang mga weird yucky eyes at kilay, kaka-ines sastre. As long as Mariel is in the house, Jon will always be safe. Crush 'raw' sya ng girl kazi. Leche! ABS-CBN, pls lang po... we dont buy this echavou!

Or di kaya si MCoy? Why does Kuya (and ABS-CBN) like him so much? Ang dami ng binibigay na exposure si Kuya para sa MCoy na to ha. The Barbie episode: the baby daughter visit and the Duet with wife; the Birthday Party; the embalsamo chuchu, etc. Vakiiiit? Vanity unfair itets!

Or ang Ruben? Ruben who? Ewan! Ni minsan no laugh kami sa mga jokes nya ha. Luma na kazi. Mahal lang sya ng mga housemates kaya safe sya palagi. Once ma-nominate yan. Tingnan natin kung lyk din sya ng taong bayan. Di sya nakakatawa. Period.

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Ethel Booba is also nominated. Hello? Sira si Kuya kung sya ay palalabasin kaagad. Two-in-One Baron and Donie are nominated din. Baron stirs up the house, kaya we dont think Kuya will let him go. That leaves us to Gaby, the girlalou car racer. She was given a choice of leaving the house to attend a car racing seminar outside the country or to stay and give up the seminar. 24 hrs lang ang binigay sa kanya for her decision. If she choose to stay, surely, points ito sa kanya. Tse! If not, that leaves Victor facing big guns Ethel and Baron.

Kaya, nanganganib ang ating Victor!!!!!! Save natin sya! Daliiiii! Feel free to use the "Save Victor Basa" slogan above sa mga respective blogs ninyo, mga bakla! We, tenkya!

Save Victor! Save Victor!

TITI Nominees: October 2007

Kay bilis ng panahon ha! AJ Sotteau is ready na to give up her crown as the reigning Titi Holder. Its time for another Titi Round. LTE's Best Comment for October 2007 is here.

Lola Barbs.... pls announce na the nominees for the October 2007 Titi.

Barbra Streisand:
"I remember the time I knew what happiness was, Let the memory live again! Welcome to this Month's Titi Awards! I am honored to be here. Nora Honored!

....And for this month's nominees, You'll understand what happiness is. Look, a new day has begun...

Now let's move on. (opens envelop) .....Oooooh! Bongga-els ang mga nominada! Heto na sila! "

YAJNAT
in Prince Papa Mo!

(On England's Princes William and Harry) NOON: k willyummy ako. NOW: k harry Fucker nah!

(LTE Says: Nag-ala Princesa ang bruha. Asang parte ng Mindanao lola? Chos!)

KIKS
in Prince Papa Mo!

(On Peter Pan) Peter Pan has a peter that resembles a pan - mashuba pero shondak.


(LTE Says: Kiks, Kiks, Kiks.... Kakaiba ka. Hanggang orifice lang, happy ka na? Aaaay! dont lyk!)

ARIES
in Prince Papa Mo!

(On Choosing a Boyfriend) I don't think I need one.

(LTE Says: Mas nakaka-iba tong bading na Aries na toh. Auto-fellatio ang drama. Taray!)

IE
in PBB: First Impression

(On Victor Basa) Nakatabi ko si Papa Victor sa c.r. ng isang mall. Ha ha ha. Golden moment ng buhay ko. Swear.

(LTE Says: At Etoh pang isa! Bading IE: Golden Shower ang type. Kalokah! At si Papa Victor pa. Inggit kami!)

LuisBatchoy
in Bading Heartbroken

(On Heart-Broken churva) Cry muna, after that, giyera na to, with matching how dare you! After which Pretensiousness everlou na, kunyari wala lang... with matching Huh? Tinarayan? Umbagan? I am not aware. And finally, Concrete na kunyari, I have moved on, with matching flip of the hair.


(LTE Says: Pwedeng pwede pang Sunsilk TV commercial toh! Mga bading na taga-Unilever, pls consider!)

KIKS
in Bading Heartbroken

I hate being melodramatic without a better-than-that-Tessa-Prieto grandiosity behind me.

(LTE Says: Kung hindi dahil ke Tessa Prieto....)

GODDESS
in Goodbye Kulot!

(On Kulot Vs. Straight na buhok) Mas bet ko ang straight. Like in love, bet ko ang straight.

(LTE Says: Ambisyosa! Hoooy! Dyosah, magpa-puki ka muna! Mahaaaay!)

LUIS
in Folsom St. Fair with Mama O.

(On the kalaswaan sa San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair) Pag nagkaganito sa Pinas, naiimagine ko si presidente GMA na nakangiti at nagsasabing "Ang saya saya! Noh!" Habang si Cory ay ginagapos si Kris ng pagkalaki laki at pagkahaba habang Rosary! Yun nah!

(LTE Says: Religious entry sa Month na toh! Pasok ang bruha!)

BitterBitch
in Titi Winner: September 2007

I may be bottom in bed... BUT I am on TOP of everything else.

(LTE Says: One thing LTE likes about BitterBitch is.... talagang pinanindigan talagah ang name nya. Malditah everlou!)

KalansayCollector
in Titi Winner: September 2007

(On LTE's Titi Awards) Hindi man ako manalo ng titi, may titi pa rin ako. Baboo!

(LTE Says: Mapagbigyan kaya ang Kalansay Collector na si Yaku dahil Halloween at Araw ng mga Patay ngayon? Me titi nga naman sa harapan toh, pero ang para sa likod? Meron ka? Tse!)

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Summary Antoinette:
A total of Three Titis under the names of this Month's Nominees. Goddess (October 2006), BitterBitch (January 2007) and IE (April 2007). Is it time na ba to give them their second Titi? Or oras na ng mga second time nominees na sina LuisBatchoy (formerly known as Batchoy Republic) or Kalansay Collector (formerly known as Yaku) or Aries, the Warrior Princess?

Or di kaya panahon na ng this month's double nominee, Kiks? Or di kaya sa first time nominee na si Yajnat mapunta ang Crystal Titi? At zinetch itong Luis na to? Is he and LuisBatchoy ba the same person? Baka sya ang win, who knows? Dahil maka-Virgin Mary sya?

Kaya Vote na! Top 3 in order sa comment section. Pls lang walang friendship-ko-sya-kaya-vote-ko-sya ditets ha! Ang karapat dapat ay dapat ipagtapat sa lahat. Di ba Pat?