Titi Winner: July 2007

Ladies, welcome to our 12th and last Titi Awards Night for the year 2006-2007. It is good to see all of you here again. Past Titi Awardees, past nominees, Papas, friends, and mere spectators joining us here tonight, Thank you for cumming!

Here are some Red Carpet highlights:

1. We love Double Titi Winner, Jase's vintage gold pleated chiffon with a sweetheart neckline by Balenciaga. Nag-mukha syang Valenciana.
2. Did you see the glittering necklace Bitter Bitch is wearing? Its Bvlgari raw! Bvlgari Lising!
3. The best accessory of the night is from our May 2007 Winner, Empress Maruja: yung escort nya from Los Angeles, Pampanga. We heard, expensive raw yun!
4. We cant get over with, our 9-time nominee and a nominee again tonight, Maui's bold display of fashion sense: Pairing an embellished tiered skirt by Armani Castaneda with a plain white Crispa shirt. Sharon Stone-inspired raw! Tse!
5. And last Month's Titi Winner Mandaya Moore-Orlis' see-through gown made of recycled Nature Spring plastic bottles by Napoleon Abueva. Nakita nyo ang Kagubatan nya? Nag ala Karla Bautista ang gagah! Yun ang essence ng ating mahal na si Mandaya. Bringing the gubat to the city.

Its truly a bright and shining night, tonight! Everybody is a star. But a new queen must arise! Our new Titi Winner (Best Commenter) for July 2007 is................

Congratulations Oxana Olafski! Ayan! Kahit ang dethroned Miss U Oxana Federova ang ginamit mo for your publicity photo, win ka! Hindi dahil sa gown or buhok man, ito'y dahil sa environmental advocacy chu-chu mo at naging winnie the pooh kah! Tse!

Here is Oxana's comment that made here a Titi Winner:

(On Porn Star Francois Sagat's pic here): "That's an example of a small practical step to address climate change. I'm hoping that mr. sagat's smoke test will become part of the warrant of fitness in an effort to reduce vehicle emissions and clean up air quality. Gracias!"

At may pahabol pa....

"Omg. Thank you thank you for considering my environment-friendly comment. Ladies, it's time for us to take our responsibility as gorgeous custodians of a gift that belongs to all people. In our effort to love and respect Mother Earth, let us teach our countrymen, more importantly our children, to stop throwing used condoms on our neighbor's backyard. Gracias!"


Diva Bongga? Pinatunayang deserving sya! Again, Congratulations Bruha!

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In case you're wondering....
July's First Princess is: Bitter Bitch
Second Princess is: Johnny Panic
LTE Choice Award: Oxana Olafski

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Song of the Week: Dedicated to our new winner, Miss Oxana Olafski. It is Autumn Tactics by Chicane. Listen and watch sa sidebar. ----->