LTE Awards: June 2007

Ladies and kung ano man.... Welcome to June 2007 Titi Awards (LTE Best Comment Award). Please hail, Kelly's favorite and the one and only diva, Mariah Carey.......

Mariah: "Hello! There can be miracles When you believe. And if you keep falling down, don't you dare give in. You will arise safe and sound so keep pressing on. You can make it through the rain!

Who knows what miracles you can achieve when you believe. Somehow you will, Now you will. You will when you believe.

Here we go, meet the dreamers. I have the envelope here." (Opens it and gave a big smile showing her new teeth)....

"And the nominees for June 2007 Titi are......"

KIKS in Dante's Cove: Pwe!

(On TV's Dante's Cove lousy actors): "Mas mahusay pang gumanap si Pavel Novotning bottom babauta sa buong cast ng mga naghuhumindig na keke dyan! Mas mahusay pa ang mga extraz sa bathhouse na kinoprodyung progay! Mas mahusay pang gumanap si Sunshine Dizon sa bakekang!"

(Hoy Gagah! Roger Ebert ang drama mo ha! Dahil ke Pavel Novotny, pasok ka!)

JOHNNY PANIC in Looking for True Love

(On the short movie Waiting For The Next One): "Does it imply that there are only a few people left in this world willing to leap off a moving train in the hopes of finding love? Sad but true. Those who wish so hard to find true love dare to jump, even if no one else will follow".

(O ano? Nag-jump ka na ba? Jump na!)

FRANKIE in Looking For True Love

(On the same short film): "It is a disheartening fact that there are people who never managed to find the person that was meant for them. Yung iba sa atin, ang tagal ng naghihintay, pero wala pa ring dumadating. Yung iba naman, dahil kung saan-saan tumitingin, hindi nila namalayan na dumaan na pala yung tamang tao para sa kanila....... Ang love parang tren din.... Kaya siguro, kelangan mo talaga maghintay sa pila. Yung iba naman, sa kakamadali, maling train yung nasakyan nila, ang malas pa nun, hindi na sila makababa. That said, gudlak na lang talaga".

(Ang haba ha!..... Ang haba ng pila!)

IE in Looking For True Love

(On the same short film): "sometimes, however, i think that we are the train itself: we let people enter and leave us, nonchalantly; consumed with time and routines and routinary destinations; and when the lights are turned off, the powers shut down before the evening, we lay somewhere, alone, unmoving and unmoved, massive or bulky in our loneliness".

(Oh ayan! Ala Tere Licaros ang answer! Kaya lang, nanalo ba ang Tere?))

PAT in Rafaaaa!

(On French Open 2007 winner Rafael Nadal's famous butt pics) "ikaw na tuwaran ng ganyan, tingnan ko lang kung di ka maging instant tennis fan".

(Nakita ko ang Pat sa Tennis Court kahapon. Tennis fan na nga sya ngayon! Sportsminded na sya dahil sa pwet ni Rafaaaa! Di ba Pare?)

BAKLA SA BANGA in Hari Ng Negros 2007

(On Hari Ng Negros' 2007 contestants): "Bet ko naman si Mr. Victorias. Para siyang Tubo na di matapyas-tapyas o di pwedeng tapyasin kasi siya ang dahilan kung bakit matamis ang iba pang tubo sa taniman. ---Haaay!!! sagipin ninyo ang mga bata sa Negrosssshhh!!!

(Sorry po bakla, wala ka kasing picture sa blog mo kaya ayun, improvised! Ayaw mo yun? Nasa upuan ka ng reyna?)

THE ACEIST in Hari ng Negros 2007

(On Mr Pulupandan in Hari Ng Negros):
Type ko mga mukhang sikyo. Si (Mr.) Pulupandan sana. Pero parang ineffort ang gluta, meta at likas papaya. Babad muna siya sa arawan bago bumalik sa banig ko".

(As in inilantad sa lahat na mahilig sa sikyo ang bruha! Mga mukhang janitor ayaw mo?)

MANDAYA MOORE in Random and Gomorrah

(On Anonymous, who made negative comments in this post at nagpataas ng kilay ng marami)... "To Anon--- mag-self fuck ka kaya?!"

(Laking pasasalamat ng LTE ke Tita Mands, after ng comment nya, tumahimik si Anon. We, Thank you!)

MINK TWINK in Phelps vs Thorpe

(On LTE's usual posts of sexy men's pics in briefs and bulges like those of Swimmers Phelps and Thorpe): "Walang bago?, puro bukol lang ulet...?"

(Hoy Bru! Ang bata mo pa ha at napa-over ka na sa mga bukol. At kelan ka ba nag start lokah?! Ikaw? May bukol ka na ba?)

JC GUIYAB in Wentworth, Closeta?

(On TV's Prison Break's Wentworth Miller's Gay Rumors) "...About kuya Went, di na ako nagulat kasi nung nasa kulungan sya lagi syang biktima ng mga bilanggong mahilig mang ching ng kapwa lalaki kaya ayun...."

(Nakulong din si Trillanes ha! Kung ganon, me bago namang bading sa senado? Choz!)

BANANAS in The King Of Negros Reacts

(On Judging other baklas): "....bago ko ito tapusin, gusto kong bigyan ng diin na ang isang taong bukas at komportable sa kanyang kabukasan--sa kabukasan ng uri ng kanyang pagkatao--ay hindi maaaring yanigin ng anumang sa paningin ng iba ay isang uri ng panghuhusga. yon lang po. peace sa lahat".

(Ayan! Pinatunayan ni Bananas na di sya si Judge Judy.... sya ay si.... Justice Davide!)

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Three previous TITI Awardees (Mandaya Moore, IE, and Bananas) are to grab the TITI Trophy again? ...Or is it our previous nominees' (Kiks, Pat, The Aceist, and Johnny Panic) time to shine? ...Or is it first time luck for Frankie, JC Guiyab, Mink Wink and Bakla sa Banga? Wait and see na lang tayo!

Vote for your Top Three Best Comment to add with our own Choice to decide who wins. The new TITI Awardee (June 2007!) will be proclaimed on July 5. Goodluck!.

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To all the nominees, eto ang para sa inyou! Mika's Love Today, our Song of the Week. Magmahalan tayo sa araw na toh. Magmahalan ang lahat ng mga bading! Viva Forever!