Thursday, February 28, 2008

Chat Silayan

Ala una ng umaga. San Francisco Time..... Plus 4 hours sa Ontario, Canada (where blogger Kiks is having his vacay), Chat Silayan ang dalawang baklang bloggers na hindi pa nagkita in person.

Lyka Bergen: Hi Mareng Marigold!
Lyka Bergen: Kamusta na ang paninda mo? Sariwa pa rin ba?
Lyka Bergen: may bumili na ba?
Kiko HK: ng bibingka?
Kiko HK: hahaha
Lyka Bergen: ng Mamon! Gagah!

(And of Course, di pwedeng walang sex sa topic).

Lyka Bergen: Ooh... bottom ka noon?
Kiko HK: gusto kong maging vers
Kiko HK: nasasaktan ako sa pagiging bottom
Kiko HK: pero dahil top si papa, go!
Lyka Bergen: aaay!
Lyka Bergen: Pinoy?
Kiko HK: chekwa
Lyka Bergen: chenes?
Kiko HK: amz. chenes si papa
Lyka Bergen: Chenes? As in Lucy Liu and Michelle Kwan?
Kiko HK: az in Jet Li, Lai Yu and Edison Chen
Lyka Bergen: Tse!

(At di madadamay ang ibang bading bloggers).

Lyka Bergen: iquestion:
Lyka Bergen: Which blogger ang gusto mong ma meet talagah?
Kiko HK: isa lang?
Lyka Bergen: isa lang
Kiko HK: dahil nameet na kita
Lyka Bergen: in person... bruha!
Kiko HK: at nachat ko na ang iba pang chuva like Ruff, Kei....
Lyka Bergen: In person nga! Gagah!
Kiko HK: siguro si Mama O for the sexual experience.. hahahaha!

Lyka Bergen: ako?.... gusto kung ma-meet si Pat!
Kiko HK: hahaha, si Pat. oo
Lyka Bergen: sexy kasi ng blog nya
Kiko HK: nagkakausap na kami sa phone
Kiko HK: sweet si Pat
Lyka Bergen: ganon?
Lyka Bergen: kwento! Dali!

Lyka Bergen: Ikaw and si Mandaya.... gusto ko ring ma-meet
Lyka Bergen: plus Bananas
Lyka Bergen: sa Boracay dapat... apat lang tayo
Kiko HK: at hahada tayo fatale!
Lyka Bergen: wahahaha!
Lyka Bergen: ang Zaya!

-----O-----

Nagpa-alam na si Kiks. At alas tres na ng umaga. Matulog na sana ako, pero after a few minutes bigla na lang lumabas ang Bananas. At ang topic namin? Jeff Buckley at ang bagong crush/mahal nya:

Lyka Bergen: straight sya?
Bananas: hmmm
Bananas: i doubt
Bananas: di ako nagkakagusto sa straight eh
Bananas: libog lang sa akin sa straight
Lyka Bergen: Apir!
Bananas: pero yong love and all these shit, di sa straight

Lyka Bergen: so di mo pa alam kung straight or gay ang mahal mo?
Bananas: alam kong hindi sya straight
Bananas: sa aking pagtatanong din, na-confirm ko na hindi sya straight
Lyka Bergen: eh kung sasabihin nya sa yo ang sinabi ni Jeff Buckey na toh?

“All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say theres no one for you, But here is one”

Bananas: hahahahah
Bananas: nakakainis yan
Bananas: hahaha
Bananas: nakakaloka
Lyka Bergen: iiyak ka ba?
Bananas: magpapakamatay ako teh
Bananas: kukurutin ko ang aking sarili
Lyka Bergen: Jackie Kukurutin?
Bananas: hahaha
Bananas: tutulo ang luha.. iiyak pero walang boses na lalabas
Lyka Bergen: wahahhaahhah!

4:27 AM. Matulog na ako. Thanks to Kiks and Bananas. Pinasaya nila ang malungkot kung gabi. Sa uulitin! Vavoooo!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Ma-Tilda!


Javier Bardem, Marion Cotillard, Daniel Day Lewis, Tilda Swinton

Wagi! Wagi ang mga winners sa Oscars ngayon! I Lyk so much! Especially, Ma-Tilda! (Marion and Tilda). Clap! Clap! Clap!

Pero ang sagot ni Heidi Klum....


"Ako pa rin ang wagi sa Red Carpet! Tse nyong lahat!"

(At saan nagtago si Seal?)

-----O-----

Anyone seen Once yet?

If you are in the mood for a gentle, endearing movie, then Once is for you. It is a real world love story, with real world problems. It's simplicity made me absolutely floored. It is one of the most real movies Ive ever seen.

And the music, even more than the script, tells the story and stays with you long after the movie is over. Thus, Lyka's Song of the Week is from this film. It is called Falling Slowly, this year's Oscar winner for Best Original Song.


To Pat, you have to see this film and to Megan, embrace the lyrics, girl! Vavooo!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Paolo Rivero



I dunno why ang lakas ng tama ng Paolo Rivero na to sa kin. Siguro mukha syang ordinaryo. Mukhang tambay? Mukhang inosente pero alam naman ang gagawin sa kama. Mukhang mabait. Pwedeng i-manipulate. Papa material. Mukhang mamahalin kang tunay. Charooots!

Paolo, akin ka! Ikaw ang first ever Lyka Bergen Dude koh.



Mga Dudettes, sinong aapir sa akin?

(More of Paolo Here)

Friday, February 22, 2008

ANTM 10: Claire

So mga bading? Watched nyo na ba ang first episode ng ANTM Cycle 10? Sinetch ang fave nyo? Yung sa akin? Si CLAIRE!!!!!!!! At kung bakit?



Claire kasi has this Ria Bolivar air! The first time I saw her..... i thought of Ria kaagad. Gagah nya! I lyk her! Sana win ang bruha!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

PradaCK Originality



Same Look. Same Hair. Same color shade. Same Model?
Prada Vs. Calvin Klein. Selling Shades. Which ang mas effective?

Here is our Pinoy Version.


Preview Magazine's Vince Uy

Saan nagtatago si Originality? Ewan! But I tried the hairstyle. Sa Japanese Salon pa nga ako nagpagupit. Di effective sa kin! Lalong bumilog ang fez ko. Even with the shades ha. Tse!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

From Lyka to Kelly

(This is Lyka trying to resolve the misunderstandings she had with her sister, Kelly. Ala From Justin To Kelly. Chos!)

Kelly,

When you did that battle. I thought you would drop the gun. Knowing you as the high priestess, I thought you'll help the lowly man. The reason I intruded, was to remind you of who you were. It was never to side with anybody but hoping for a resolution with a sweet and rational disposition from the Kelly I knew.

I see you as high as a Shaman. A teacher open to anyone who seeks knowledge. Your open-mindedness is as wide as the Pacific. Unobstructed. But my subtle suggestion for you to understand the man doesnt mean I sided with him. It was to prompt the sage in you.

But then, you were only human.

Everybody only wants to fight that night and you're always up against never being right. Maybe that was why you didnt drop your gun.

May you forgive me for leaving you, your BF and that cute male model that denigrating night. (And for my decision to go with the lowly man). Maybe that was the only thing I am guilty of with the flagellation you imposed on me.

But then, it was your idea to leave you guys alone. So I did, and knowing you from before, I thought you'll be alright. And remember, that night was supposedly made by the goddesses for the stars to align for Lyka and her lowly man. I thought you considered that. It didnt mean... 'leaving your bestfriend for a fuck'... like what I've read from the new testament of your holy book.

Again, my apologies.

Lyka

(Lyka has suffered enough whip punishments she deserved).

Monday, February 18, 2008

Ang Bagong Lyka

New Look. New Name. Same Old Blog.

From Las Tres Estrellas to The Lyka Bergen Show. Launching Lyka Bergen's solo career.

Lately, as you've noticed, ako lang ang nag-popost ditets. Busy kasi ang sisters Ekra and Kelly (the 2/3 of Las Tres Estrellas). Pati na rin si Mama O. Kaya napag-isipan ketch, mag solo na lang kaya ako? Kaya go! Mahirap pero karapat-dapat. Dervalou? Iniwan ba naman akong mag-isa ditrik? But of course, Thanks to Ekra, Kelly, and Mama O for making LTE big! (Ba! Big raw o?)

Sa mga fans nina Ekra, Kelly and Mama O, dont worry. They can still post here as contributors (yan kung gusto nila. Chos!) I'll still update you sa mga kababaklang ganap sa buhay nila. Pero.....

It's time to move on na nga. Time na talagah!

"I tried to live alone
But lonely is so lonely, alone
So human as I am
I had to give up my defences"

Yan ang sabi ni Mika in "Any Other World", Lyka's Song of the Week. Dagdag: So I smiled and tried to mean it. To let myself let go. I say goodbye to the world I thought I lived in.



I hope you'll enjoy The Lyka Bergen Show as you did with Las Tres Estrellas. Tse!

Nota: thelykabergenshow.blogspot.com na ang web page address ng blog na to in 7 days. thank you po.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Project: Nicole



Nicole: Ang Tsupa-Model ng Iloilo. Entertainer sa isang popular comedy bar doon sa Iloilo. Gustong maging model. Kaya eto pinabigyan ng Lyka.

Alas dos ng umaga. Kodakan ang drama. With her pose here and there, kalokah ang Nicole. Di paawat. Ala Ria Bolivar daw sya. Kaya etoh na ang malditah!




Location: Valeria St. (Tambayan ng mga Pick-Up boys).


Location: SM-Delgado. Tulog ang guard. Documented.




Location: Marymart Mall




Location: Jollibee. Pa-wine wine pa ang gagah!




Interpretation: I Am Legend. Chos!




Interpretation: The Kelly-Kelly Pose


Hair and Make-Up by Primera Salon. Thanks!
Styled by: Rufina Patis. Chos!

------O-----

Thank You Nicole! Pinatunayang mong di ka lang entertainer. Model ka na rin! Bravo!

Oh Ayan. Nasa World Wide Web ka na!

Ang sabi nga Nicole sa isang bading na kaaway nya: "I am not Poor! Tatlo ang Friendster Accounts ko!"

Ariba Nicole! See you next year!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

That Daybreak


D.,

I would never forget the 24 hours I spent with you.

I recall our first meeting. We were introduced two days before me returning back here in SF. Though, I first noticed you on my early days there, I never thought we'll end up like this. I should have spent the whole month with you rather than just a day.

It was in that bar when I first saw you. I thought we threw glances at each other. But yet you were just an eye-candy window display to me. I didnt entertain the thought of talking to you or something like that. Dating twinks was never my cup of tea.

All those times we were in that bar together and not knowing each other, having you didnt come to mind. If only I knew then.

Not for our common friend J, I've never got the chance to meet you, to know you. That match-maker bitch, thanks to him. With all honesty, I thought of not going out with you, because you were just a kid. But I did anyways for the reason that I am not losing anything. I am off to the States 2 days after and I thought it would be fun.

The age gap was an issue for me at first. I am more than 10 years senior. I was just there for the experience. For a talk. But you narrowed it down. We actually did. We made it work. Our friend J should have played cupid much early.

Driving around the city with you and nowhere to go, made me happy. I dont know why. Maybe you were just there smiling at the passenger seat, talking about your past relationships at that young age of 21. Your innocence played an important role. A surprise for me. Then you'll keep telling me that 'you and me' will lead nowhere like the drive around the city we were having that day. Yep, I would be leaving in two days, I thought. Then you held my hand.

I dont have Sex in mind at first. But it led there anyways. I had a good one. You were great.

Then, that Daybreak. You had something in mind. You told me you feel something different for me. Something special. I repeated what you've said in the car. This will lead us nowhere. We will be separated by the biggest ocean. We will be miles apart. So, you must not entertain the thought. I will be leaving the next day and we've just met the past 24 hrs. But if given a chance to know you more, i'll consider wholeheartedly. But that is not the case, D. And dont get me wrong. I like you too.

That day. That night. That daybreak. That was special.

The next day you left text messages on my phone. Sorry for not answering those last parts back. I echoed what Paolo Rivero's line on this new Alix's movie trailer above. "...this will never work".

Today, Valentine's Day, I dont have anybody in mind but you. Even you are far far away. Even you are not thinking of me. Even you were not true on those 24 hours we had together (forgive me for doubting). When it comes to love, i thought of that daybreak with you.

I havent seen 'Daybreak' yet but basing on the trailer, this movie is for us, D.

See you next year?

-A. (aka Lyka Bergen)

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dinagyang Pride


Pictures by Lyka Bergen who experienced Iloilo's Dinagyang 2008 last month. Enjoy mga gagah!





Mga Sisters ni Ekra: Sikat that day! Only that day!





Saan ka ba makakita ng Go-Go Boy na me hawak na Santo Nino habang sumasayaw? Dito lang po sa Dinagyang mga lola! Hala Bira!


Oh Ayan na! They're ready for you na! Go! Choose na!





Tribu Botomista: Always ready ala Boy Scouts of the Philippines!


Sosyal ang baklang costume designer ng Tribu na toh! Silver Briefs ang drama!





OMG! Kakayanin ba nila ang kawayang yan? Gosh ha!





The sexiest thighs are from.... Datu Tarugo!!!


Best Bulge goes to: Totoy Daku!!!




But the Best Picture goes to..........

Tribu Taga-Jaro!!!! Viva! Viva! Viva!


Bading ang Dinagyang Maskara na toh! Naka-ngiti ang gagah! At ang eye-lashes, talo ang lecheng Amy Winehouse!!! Bading! Bading! Tse!

O Ano? Magkita ba tayo doon sa Dinagyang next year?