Friday, June 29, 2007

The King Of Negros Reacts

Our post about Hari Ng Negros and your corresponding comments led the reigning Hari, Mark Xander Fabillar (The Vegan Prince) to write us and answer our speculations about him and the said male pageant search. Specifically those comments made by Mr. Schizophrenic and Bananas were riposted by Mark (Pictured... In fernalou, cute sya ha!).

Here are Mr. Schizo and Bananas' comments with his Majesty, Hari ng Negros 2006 Mark Xander's response:

Mr. Schizophrenic said...

"Kaya pala familiar ang fezlak ng Mark Xander Fabillar na yan, meron sya dati website with his nude photos. Nakita ko yun mga almost 2 years ago. Kasama pa ang fektyurs ang poet BF nya. Isa lang masasabi ko sa nude pics nya. "Maliit". LOL =P"

Mark Xander replies....

To Mr. Schizophrenic: Your comments are quite demeaning. I have never POSED NUDE and don't have plans of ever doing so for the camera. I might do it for painting sessions (who knows?) but definitely not for the camera. My partner is also NOT a poet, by the way. He is a Palanca-winning writer and is known for his fiction.

I, too, am an advocate of free speech but I challenge anyone to post those nude pictures on the net if they really do exist. The screening process for Hari ng Negros is a very rigid one and contestants are even disqualified if they've participated in bikini opens in the past - how much more if they've posed nude?"
I just had to clear my name because these comments are on the net and anyone CAN or MAY read them.

LTE say: Ayan Mr. Schizo, patunayan mo nga ang kini-claim mo at interesado kami. Ching! .

Bananas said...

"Lyka, magtanong ba naman kung kabaro yong bata? Eh, para mo na ring tinanong kung kabaro nga ba si john lapuz nyan. Ikaw na teh!"

Mark Xander replies....

"To bananas: I don't know exactly what you mean by that comment (my Tagalog is not very good) but I do hope I can meet you in the future so that you will get to know me before you judge me."

LTE say: Ayan Bananas! Hindi ka si Judge Judy or si Judge Davide ano! Dont judge the book... you have to read it first! Ching!

Here is the rest of Mark's reply:

Hello, Lyka. This is the first time I've read this article and let me congratulate you for a job well done. :) I also want to say that the comments are very interesting. :)

Here's my three cents:


First things first. For the benefit of everybody, yes I am openly gay and have NEVER hidden that fact. (Laughs) Being gay does not mean having to wear a dress (although there's nothing wrong with that - diversity, anyone?) and the reason why I competed was because of the prodding of people who wanted me to stand up for all the gay men in the Negros.


Truth is, gay men are highly discriminated everywhere (especially in small, conservative regions like Negros) and someone just had to show these people that masculinity and "handsomeness" do not just apply to straight men. I was very hesitant to join at first because I was scared that I might get discriminated against but decided to do it for the sake of all the young gay/lesbian students in Negros. I wanted to show them that it is OKAY to be who they are and that they can still achieve whatever it is they wanted.
I certainly DID NOT expect to win.

Secondly, yes, Ian is my partner and we've been together for four years now. He accompanied me in all of the rehearsals, functions, etc at the pageant. The organizers were aware of the situation. I even introduced him as my partner to my fellow contestants and they were FINE with it.


Guys, before I leave, I just wanted to say that I am NOT MAD and actually found the comments entertaining and fun. :) (Feeling ko tuloy ako si Tere Licaros who was also bashed heavily on her blog, lol!)


Peace, love, and equality to everyone here! :)


~Mark Xander Fabillar~


----O----

Dear Mark,

First of all, thanks for visiting LTE and for clarifying some of the comments and speculations posted about you. Please accept our apologies for whatever has written of you that has caused you harm. The apology is from us, LTE ladies and our girlfriends, specially Bananas and Mr. Schizo. (Mga bitches talaga ang mga yun eh! Pagbigyan na ang mga bading).

We are glad, somehow, you enjoyed the post and the comments. We acknowledge your time for giving us your thoughts about all this and your open-mindedness for playing along the Okrayan Session (which is the usual game here in this rainbow blog).

Lastly, excuse us for grabbing your beautiful pictures, modifying it, and posting it here without your permission. Cute ka kasi eh kaya dapat meron. (Sipsip!). Let us know if you want it removed.

We look forward to an opportunity to hear from you again and know you more. Mabuhay ka! Mabuhay si Bananas! Mabuhay si Mr. Schizo! Mabuhay tayong lahat!

Lovingly yours,
Las Tres Estrellas

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Wentworth, Closeta?

OMG! Bading ang Wentworth!

According to Tita Perez Hilton, 6 months na raw nagdi-date ang Wentworth Miller (pictured left) at Luke MacFarlane! Kalokah! Kakainggit!

Ang Luke naman na toh ay nakitang nakipag-date ke TR Knight before ang news na toh (pictured below). Bruha sya! Matinik sa mga sikat ang bading na to ha!

Masaya eto! Tatlong TV shows in one. Prison Break(Wentworth), Grey's Anatomy(TR) and Brothers and Sisters(Luke. Guest star nga lang sya doon). Remember Scotty? Sya yun!

Kakainis! Super crush ko pa naman ang Wentworth. Parang na-inis ako ke Luke na toh ha! Inggit ketch! Super talagah! Tse!

Parang di worth si Luke (Pictured left) para sa kanya ha. Mukhang mang-gagamit lang tong Scotty natin ha. Chos! Pero in fernalou sa kanya, kung si Wentworth ang BF mo.... di panggagamit ang tawag dyan, .... talent at swerte yan!

Luke, gagah kah! Inagaw mo ang fantasya koh. Sana ma-karma ka for leaving TR! Tse! ....TR, tayo na nga lang!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Papa: Chad White


Hinahandog: Chad White (LTE's June 2007 Papa)

The Lyka Profile:

Most Wanted si Papa Chad. Favorite sa Rampa. Favorite din sa print. Favorite din kaya sa kama? 22 years old lang po ang Papa. From Portland, Oregon sya. (Skip na muna ang mga Brazilians). Fast becoming a gay icon ha dahil sa Equus-inspired photos nya with Out Magazine and the swimwear L'Uomo Vogue pictorials. Si Totoy na maraming pera. Akin sya!

The Kelly Pose:

Right Kelly-Kelly lang ang pinapakita ng Papa. Inez Veneracion na naman ang ating Ate Kelly nito. Pero OK na raw yan kay sa wala. Saan kayang print ad ang pic na to? Rexona?

Playful yet Masculine. Boyish yet Sexy. Sino ang ayaw nyan? 6-Foot 2 ang height ng Papa kaya kung Aiza Seguerra ang height mo, sorry ka na lang! Wala kang pag-asa!

The Ekra Bulge:

Patay pa yan ha! Panalo kahil dead. I am zure active na naman ang salivary gland ng Ate Ekra natin nito. Ang sa likuran kaya? Open na open syems! Kadiri! Yuck!

Ang secret raw ng Papa for his perfect body? Eat Right! Ayan! Eat mo raw ang food mo sa kanan lang ng mouth mo. Di ba nakakaiba? Makagaya nga. O Ayan start nyo ng kainin sya! Pwe!

Sa mga bading dyan, isa lang ang message ng Papa Chad White ninyo. Eto.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Character: Letlet

Real characters na bumigay ng pamandaliang aliw sa malafantasiang buhay ng LTE. Unscripted. Candid. Spontaneous. Here is our first feature: Si Letlet.

Si Letlet, friend namin. Bruha, Impakta, Bitch talaga. Kakatuwa. Kaka-aliw without even trying. In other words, Babaeng bakla. Eto ang unang hirit nya.

Ang Banat ni Letlet: The Necklace

(First of all, hindi si Letlet ang nasa pic sa left.)

Ang setting: Baby shower ng isang kaibigan nami na si Evangeline. Lahat ay nandoon. Kantahan dito, kwentuhan doon ng biglang pumasok ang late-comer na si Monica na kararating lang galing 'Pinas. Dramatic entrance ang gagah. Naka tube top eto, faded Se7en jeans with open-toe heels and with matching eye-catching necklace.

May katabaan dati itong si Monica kaya kapansin pansin ang pagbabago nito. Lahat ay napatingin. Stop ang kantahan, sayawan at kung ano pa. Pati si Letlet napasama sa crowd to greet Monica.

Halos lahat ay give comment para sa bagong Monica: "Pumayat ka na....", "Ang sexy mo na!". "Nag-lose weight ka nga ba? "

Pero si Letlet, iba ang hirit nya: "Talagang pumayat yan. Etong necklace na toh?" (Tinuro ang suot na kwintas ni Monica para makita ng lahat)..."dating choker yan!"!

Yan si Letlet!

LTE's At War


LTE is at War ngayon. Eto lang ang masasabi ko:

Stop believing what others have said about you; Stop believing how others have labeled you; Stop accepting how others have defined you... for its only you who knows about you, of how you feel, of who you really are... not even your closest friends.

Know your friends well. Be sensitive. Be supportive. Commend their strengths and recover them from their weaknesses. Never compare yourself with them. If you want to help, always put in mind that people cope differently. Understanding their situation is the first step of how to rescue a friend from drowning.

Dont expect too much from your very best friends. Dont assume that they know you fully. Dont consider them as family. Try to stand alone without them for when hard times set in and you need them... and when they disappoint you, its going to be very painful.

Dont forget to say "Sorry" even you didnt do wrong. The fact that you hurt your friend's feelings is enough reason to say the word.

-----O-----

I consider Mama O and Ekra as my two bestfriends ever. I feel guilty of being a burden to them now. All this because of me and my personality problem.

To Mama O and Ekra: Sorry if I sometimes drag you down with me. Let go and dont try to save me the next time. Ill rather see you both survive than seeing us all drown because of me.

Kelly, nasaan ka? Kailangan ko ng kaibigan ngayon! Vivian Vilis!

-----O-----

Tama na ang drama! Eto na ang aming Song of the Week. We Used to be Friends by The Dandy Warhols

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Phelps Vs. Thorpe


Michael Phelps (Top) and Ian Thorpe (Bottom)

Asan kayo sa dalawang Olympic swimmers na Papang to? Sa Americano or sa Aussie? Sige nga pagtatapatin natin silang dalawa in four swimming styles. Pictures below: Phelps (left) and Thorpe (right).

First Round: Breaststroke
(Who is more of a hunk?)


In our opinion, Phelps' sex appeal is much stronger than Thorpe. He's seems more rough kasi. Tigasin ang dating. Parang bugbugin ka! Parang mas interesting sa kama compared ke Thorpe. (Thor-pe raw kasi ang Aussie. Ching!). Ke Phelps kami sa round na to.

Second Round: Freestyle
Who is more cute (out of water)?

We say Phelps again. Because he is younger siguro. Mas sunny ang outlook. Parang cool ang personality. Si Thorpe naman ay parang melancholic. Mukhang may tinatago. Parang di masiyahing tao. Opinion lang po. Kaya Michael, win ka na naman sa round na to.

Third Round: Backstroke
Who has The Bum?

Hmmmm..... Mukhang malaman yung Thorpe. Pero di rin papatalo ang Phelps. Mukhang close ang fight sa round na to. Well, ang decision: Balita kasi namin na botomista nga raw yang si Thorpe, kaya napag-isipan namin na mas welcome tayo ke Aussie bum compared ke Phelps. Dahil dito... Ian, win ka sa round na toh.... by default!

Final Round: Butterfly


Do we need to explain pa ba kung anong klaseng round to? .....So, Kaninong Butterfly kayo mga bads? Mukhang mahaba nga ang butterly ng Phelps pero mukhang payat naman ito. Kulang siguro sa honey!.... Mas malusog naman yung ke Thorpe ha. Kaya, sa mas matambok kami. Win ang butterfly mo Ian! Paki-stroke nga!

And the winner is......

Its a tie! Congratulations sa inyong dalawa! Ang price?..... Kami!

Ekra and Kelly go na ke Papa Phelps. Mama O.... halika na at umpisahan na natin si Papa Thorpe.

At kayong mga readers.... manood na lang kayo! Tse!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Arrraaaay!








Masakit! Masarap! ...... Agony ba to or Ecstasy? Di ko na tuloy alam. Knowing mo ba kung ano ang dating mo habang ikaw ay nasa ika-pitong langit? Mukha ka bang nasasaktan? nasisiyahan? muka-asim? Naka-smile ka ba? Bungisngis? Ano ba talaga? Video mo nga yung sarili mo at mag-join dito para knowing mo. Daliiiii!

Monday, June 18, 2007

Random and Gomorrah

(News Click)
Gianfranco Ferre dies
Paul Potts wins Britain's Got Talent!
Knighthood For Salman Rushdie?
Is This Madonna's 'Hey You' Official Video?
Kiks is LTE's Name Game Winner

Stop!


Strike a Pose muna from Pinoy Supermodel Ria Bolivar!

(Now, to continue......)

Advance Happy Birthday ke Pepe!
Beckham speaks Spanish
Batman has a New Suit
Vans Shoes are Back!
Spice Girls To Reunite?

Stop!


Isang pose pa from Ria!

Yun Na!

-----O-----

Our Song of the Week is dedicated to our favorite Pinay Supermodel Ria Bolivar. Its from Headlights. Here is Everybody Needs A Fence To Lean On. (Dahil parang matutumba kung magrampa ang bruha!)



(Ria's Photos from Fuchsiaboy)

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Hari ng Negros 2007



Volcanic Dreams. Tribal Passion....... O di ba bongga? Na-attract tuloy aketch dahil sa slogan nila!

Hari Ng Negros is an annual Male Pageant event doon sa Island of Negros (of course, no! Saan pa nga ba? Sa Africa?). Started in 2003 and formerly known as Ginoong Canlaon, Hari ng Negros has become a big event with the likes of Patis Tesoro as part of the panel of judges and Fashion Television (ftv) covering the event.

Ina-abangan ng mga Negrense badafs, at ng mga talent scounts (kuno), siguradong papatok itets! Basing sa YouTube vids, mukhang cool naman ang pageant na tosh. Kaya papatulan natin. I heard its not all the faces and bodies lang, pa-bonggahan din raw ito sa Interview portion.

Minus the interview, heto ang predictions namin:

Hari ng Negros:
Mr Cadiz

Ewan ko ha. Pero etoh ang bet namin for the title. Pinoy na pinoy kasi ang dating. Ang cute ng smile ha. Parang bulkang Kanlaon, dormant pero mukhang sasabog anytime! Mukhang mabenta ditey. Kayumanggi at very raw. 9.9 points ang boy-next-door inosente drama mo kaya win ka sa amin!

1st Runner Up
Mr Bacolod

Sa katawan pa lang, panalo na! Di masyadong kaakit-akit ang fez pero pwede na. Dinala naman ng katawan eh. Best In Swimsuit sya! Mukhang pahihirapan ka sa kama nito like the hirap na dadanasin mo sa pag-akyat ang Mt. Kanlaon.

2nd Runner Up
Mr. Victorias

As rough as Mt Kanlaon itets. Bad Boy ang drama kaya pasok sa Top 5. Parang tambay na macho dyan sa kanto. Tunay na lalaki ang datetch! Malakas ang sex appeal. I am sure rough din sa banig eto. Pakisindi nga ng yosi, Pare!

3rd Runner Up:
Mr. Bago City

May fez sya infernalou. Kaya lang mukhang di masyadong tatagal ang mga muscles nito. Dahil sa fez mo, pasok ka sa Top 5! Like Miss Tanzania, magiging sikat ka sa kalbo effect mo! You truly represent the environmental aspect of Mt. Kanlaon... Kalbo! Ching!

4th Runner Up
Mr. Pulupandan

Uy... mukhang ka-federasyon natin etits ha! Makapal kasi ang Rico Yan foundation! Pero pasok ka pa rin sa Top 5 lola dahil sa charisma mo! Mukhang friendly ka kasi. I am sure Mr. Congeniality ka! Ikaw ang mga exotic bulaklak na kumakalat sa Mt. Kanlaon. Good luck sa yo. Isa-isahin mo silang mga fellow contestants mo! Ching!

To see more of this year's contestants, click here. Below is last year's winner representing Jimalalud, Mark Fabillar.

Hari Ng Negros 2006,
Mark Xander Fabillar

O di ba ang cute nya? Mukhang Dennis Trillo slash Piolo ang drama! Parang mamahalin ka talaga. Chos!

Balita ko, super galing raw sya sa interview kaya winnie monsod ang Papa! May pag-asa ba tayo sa kanya? Kabaro ba sya? Kayo na lang ang humusga. Eto ang blog nya! (The Vegan Prince)

At eto ang mga kinalaban ng Mark last year (2006 contestants)... Find out who will be the next Hari Ng Negros on July 1, 2007 in Canlaon City, Negros Oriental! (May live telecast din ba tosh?) Choz!