Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dude: Simon Tham



The Asian gene used in this Eurasian blend is so potent that the physical result made the exotic birds of the Himalayas coo. They've found their new king.



As an admirer of Asian Male beauty, Lyka Bergen cannot help but play havoc with the Himalayan birds by stealing their new-found king away from them. She now owns Simon Tham.




Simon Tham represents the rising of the Oriental Male Hotness. It is time for us to shine. Gone were the days when the Westerners see us as the nerdy bespectacled dorks who always top the Math Exam in High School. No more William Hungs please.

Let East Asia be the next Brazil and Eastern Europe! Vavooooo!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Rampa IV: May 2008

Matagal-tagal na rin na di kami nakapag- rampa. Kinakati talaga ang mga paa ng mga sisters, kaya eto Next Top Model / Project Runway time na naman! At wag ka, merong bagong model/designer for this month's fashion event ha. Watch na lang kayo.



Sponsors: Orbital, Dublex, Inc., Ryan Farish (see Music of the Week sa Sidebar), Chemical Brothers, and Underworld. Mabuhay kayo!

And also thank you to our guest model, Ms. Beverly Gil (90210)! That is how they do it in L.A.!!!!!

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Brave One

Early Morning, May 23......

I came upon this video,


.... I felt grief, pain, regret, then cried softly for the lost... and cried again, video replayed. Martin Luther King, Jr is my hero!

Why does someone has to die for a good CHANGE to take effect?

To all the Martin Luthers of our time (whatever you are fighting for), SALUTE to you!... in the name of LOVE!

If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But by all means, keep moving! - Martin Luther King, Jr

(Or maybe I cried because John Legend's vocals and arrangement fitted the already-amazing U2 song, beautifully? Hmmm... Chos!)

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Kokey Wins!



...but I still havent found what am looking for!

Maghubad ka na kasi!!!

(Mga gagah! Chos lang!)

Pero cute sya ha! Cute ang pagka-jubis!

Congratulations Kokey! Galingan mo ha at talunin si Daughtry! I like your version of Our Lady Peace's 'Innocent' very much. Sana yun ang mga gawin mong kanta at talagang bibili sa ITunes ang Lyka.

So, tapos na ang American Idol. Pinoy Idol naman.

Lyka's Choice (this early) to win Pinoy Idol:


Sue Ellen Cubing!!!!!!

(Abangan ang bruha!)

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Brian Kinney is Straight!


What does Brian Kinney doing in Wisteria Lane?

Brian! Brian!.... bakit mo iniwan si Justin for a losyang Susan? Bakit? Bakiiit?! Sagutin mo nga aketch!!!!

I cant still get over with the Brian-Justin Love Affair in now-defunct Queer As Folk TV Series. Matagal tagal na rin tayong iniwan ng TV Gay Love Icons na toh.

Eh kasi naman, QAF ended with uncertainty. Brian and Justin's roller coaster romance and intensifying sex scenes should have a happily-ever-after ending. They left it for the viewers' imagination kasi to conclude. Thus, for me, Brian and Justin, still live somewhere in a Pittsburgh suburb... together.

Until our Brian was seen in last Sunday's Desperate Housewives' Season Finale.. as the new love-interest of Susan Mayer.

Gosh! Anovah? Brian! Bakit ka naging straight? Chos!

Gale Harold, the actor who played Brian in QAF was introduced in the fast-forward and last scene on last Sunday's DH as the man na inuwian at hinalikan ni Susan sa bahay. What happened to Papa Plumber Mike?

Ano naman ang pakulo nitong baklang Marc Cherry? Pang-hatak ng more Bading viewers?Aabangan na lang natin sa next season ng DH!

Brian needs to move on nga naman. Goodbye Liberty Avenue for him and Hello Wisteria Lane! Good Luck Gale!

Pero wait, Brian! Sagutin mo muna ang tanong ko. Bakiiiiiit?
Click Here for Brian's reply.

Monday, May 19, 2008

99 Pulang Balloons

35 Years of Closeted Life
20 Cigarettes a day
10 dusted Cafe Del Mar CD's
9 months to wait for the Great Vacay
5 Lbs. of body weight to lose
4 days a week of stressful work
3 Credit Card liabilities
3
delectable Siopao sa Fridge
2 Unwanted Presidents
2
Ambiguous Intimacies
2 Age Spots sa Fez
1 ornery girlfriend
1 Rockstar a day
1 unfortunate Incarceration
1 Dead Toenail
0 Suicide Attempt

EQUALS..................

99 Red Balloons!!!!!



Awaiting release. Hard to let go. Dragging me. Heavy. Never light. Kakainis!

Buti na lang pinaganda ni Nena, ang German bruha na may balahibo sa kili-kili noon. Pero ngayon ha, lalong pinaganda ng Lola ang kanta nya. Kaya eto ang Song of the Week ng Lyka. New Version ng 99 Red Balloons ng maldita! sample below. Or complete song plus video sa sidebar. Tse! ... and Vavoooo!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Ano Va Tyra?


Bakit di sila nanalo?

Dahil kinatay, kinain at nilamun sila ng buo ng majubis na babaeng toh!


Walang Kwenta! Pwe!

Tyra ha! Pangalawang beses na toh. Baka sa susunod si Charice Pempengco (na bilog ang ulo) na ang win ditrek sa show mo. Ayoko na! I am sick and Tyred na! Tse!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Tomorrow Will Be Better, I Swear!

I want to write about you
Pero Di ko alam kung papaano.

I want to write about kahapon
Pero naguguluhan ako ngayon.

Bukas. Bukas na lang.
Hihintayin na lang natin ang bukas.
Dahil na sa 'Bukas' ang lahat ng sagot.

...........

Talaga bang na-Djug mo na si Sheena Easton?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Turning Half Japanese


What's with the Japanese Gene?


Turning Half Japanese

Mixing the Japanese Gene with some others brought us real cool Papas such as model Leandro Okabe (Japanese-Brazilian), Baseball's Yu Darvish (Japanese-Iranian), Actor Dean Cain (Real name: Dean George Tanaka. Japanese- Canadian.), Olympic Medalist Apolo Anton Ohno (Japanese- American); Actor Fujita Rei (Japanese- French); and NHL's Paul Kariya (Japanese-Scottish).

Now, ladies, please add Justin Nozuka to the List.

Justin who is half-Japanese, half-Caucasian (a Canadian) caught my attention while browsing for new cool Music Artists. Ang cute! Ito ang gusto kung Look. Kalokah. Di mo malaman or masabi kaagad kung puti or Asyang. You know what I mean? Ala Keanu ang dating.

Sa inyo na muna si Leandro. Akin na si Justin. Chos!



Justin is 19. A fast-rising Soul Artist from Toronto. Medyo Unplugged ang drama. Listen and watch below.









Medyo di ko natipuhan ang music genre nya pero kebs! Ang cute nya kasi. At Trivia! Trivia! Pamangkin ng actress na si Kyra Sedgwick ang Bagets Papa! Di ba bongga?


Justin, Akin ka! Chos!

If you want more of Justin Nozuka's Music visit his MySpace HERE.

-----O-----

Song of the Week:
Here is music for me without the A&F factor. Sam Amidon!!!! Catch some Vermont Folk. Sam's great. He's one of the new Artists that I lyk. If you know your Smithsonian Folkways or Sufjan Stevens, you might lyk him too. Folk is the new Rock!


Here is Fall On My Knees from his home-made album, All is Well.


Or check the sidebar for his Music Video "Saro". Or you might as well visit his MySpace Site. Vavoooo!

Friday, May 9, 2008

Nestle KLIM


OMG! The First Look of Sean Penn as Harvey Milk in Gus Van Sant's Milk. I am loving him already. Bading na bading! Kakalokah!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Jeremiah


Jeremiah Rosales: Ang Bagong Crush ni Lyka

Oo! Pasensya na. Mga bakla! Ngayon ko lang na-discover ang Papang toh. Alam nyo naman, when it comes to Philippine Showbiz.... palaging huli ang beauty ko.

Watched ng MMK: Pride Edition ang Lyka kanina na hiniram pa sa Netflix. At hello Papa na kaagad ang drama ng bruha.

Sa 2nd feature.... the one with Joross Gamboa and TJ Trinidad.... title ata is 'Cellphone', biglang lumaki ang chinky eyes ng yours trulala ng makita ang batang Papa. "Sinetch sya?" Sabi ko sa aking sarili. "Ang cute ng Papa na toh. Sino sya?" Nang natapos na ni Tita Charo ang kanyang message tungkol sa Cellphone at ng lumabas na ang credits....... Voila!

Jeremiah Rosales ang pangalan nya! May gosh! Google kaagad ang ginawa ng Lyka. Walang ma-search na info masyado except na kapatid ng Echo pala ang Papa Jeremiah. 2006 pa na-introduced through Star Circle 13. Asan na sya ngayon? Active pa ba ang Papa Jeremiah sa showbiz today? Parang di ko sya heard ever.


Ang role ng Papa sa MMK's Cellphone.

Kalokah! Sana true. Heeeeeelp! Update naman mga bakla! Tse!

Monday, May 5, 2008

TiTi Winner: April 2008

I am pleased as Punch to announce the fabulous winner of the April 2008 TiTi Award, honoring excellence in Pinoy Kabadingan chu-chu through divine utterances via the comment section of this blog last month.

The jury (sisters Ekra, Kelly, and yours trulala plus Mama O) judged and worked hard in and out, top and bottom, and so did the Pinoy Gay Blogging community, doggy-styled. I know every one is agog to find out who won, so I’ll get to it.

First stop, the runners-up:
Second Princess is...... Mandaya Moore-Orlis in Happy Feet
First Princess is...... Bryan Anthony in Cum Back To Me

And our new TiTi Queen is........



Jezebel Patel
in A Line That Explodes

The Winning Comment:
"Statement!! Statement!! Ayoko ng masikip!! Ayoko ng mabaho.. in other words.. ayaw ko ng puki!!"


Formerly known as The Indian Mermaid, Jezebel Patel comes back to the Pinoy Gay Blogging Community with a bang.... and without bangs! (brushed-up na sya ngayon). S/He is definitely not into Pukis, therefore , I conclude s/he would be very happy with this TiTi.

His Doble-Cara subijano looks with a matching Richard/Raymund aura captured many hearts from all over the community. Pero his comment, I dunno. Chos! I thought his Pamhinta Pic that went with his nominated comment made him the TiTi Winner for this month pero, in all due respect, his Maricel Soriano's Masikip, Mabaho is such a TiTi magnet. Kudos Ms. Patel!


The two sides of Jezebel Patel. Saan ka papatel?
Kay Jesie or Kay Jezza?


Jezebel has a lot of stories to tell. After a year of silence from Blogging, she comes back to share to the world what she has become. A new woman. A new man. A New Mermaid. Catch up with Jezebel in her self-titled blog, Jezebel Patel.

Ms. Patel is currently in New York City searching for her Mr. Big. Congrats Sis!

------O------

Song Of The Week:
Namaste! Indian Vibe talagah ang drama ngayon dahil sa ka panalo ng Jezebel Patel. Pati Song of the Week, damay.

Here is Sheila Chandra's Ever so Lonely for all of you. Click here. For Jakatta's version, listen below. Or see Monsoon's version sa sidebar ----->


Sunday, May 4, 2008

Lyka Bergen's FHM Cover

Bakit ako? Bat di si Bryanboy? Or si Brian Gorrell? Or si Brian Miseducated man lang? Bakit ako ang pinili ng FHM for their Gay Bloggers Special Edition Cover? Bat di ang nag-iisang Goddess? Or The Manila Gay Guy? Or si Misterhubs?



Dahil maganda ako!

Wahahahha! Ayoko! Ayoko na! Ang ganda ko! Ayoko na talaga. Ang gagah ko! Nakakahiya sa family ko. Exotica ako! The next Tita Techa! Kalokah! Ayo-ko na!

The May's FHM Cover feauting Lyka Bergen:
Photographed by: Kablog (thanks Jake at pinaganda mo ketch!)

Uunahan ko na kayo. Inggit lang ang magsasabi na pangit ako. Tse!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

TITI Nominees: April 2008

The TiTi is awarded monthly to the most exhilirating, funny, queer, or inspiring comment made by visitors to The Lyka Bergen Show.

The award identifies examples of kabadingan big and small, hidden and out, and truly Filipiniana. It supports the Pinoy Gay Blogging World of ka-etchosan, katarayan and ka-seksihan. Special benefits for the winners include Prestige, Promotion, and a Trophy that brings joy to both recipient and his or her partner (kung meron man).

It is time for the April 2008 TiTi. And the nominees are......


Johnny Panic
in Brasilia Caloca

(On Mama O and Ekra's Trip to Brazil) "Pakikuot sang itlog ni Evandro Soldati kung makit-an nyo sya sa Rio. Amo lang (na)".

Lyka Says: Johnny Panic made history for being the first to be nominated using the Hiligaynon dialect. Daw gagah-gagah ka day! Nasa SF with me si Evandro Soldati mo when Ekra and Mama O were in Brazil. Sorry, di lang itlog ang kinu-ot ko no. Hello?


Mandaya Moore-Orlis
in Happy Feet

(On Lyka's proclamation of having a Foot Fetish) "Sana mahiligan mo rin ang tinatadyakan ka ng kinababaliwan mong paa".

Lyka Says: Ang taray! Bagamat mukhang feet ng kalabaw ang mga Paa ni Kulot. FYI, Mandaya. Hanggang Feet lang aketch. Walang Masochism na ganap ditrek. Ikaw? Kayo ni Kulotte? Me matching posas ba ang sex nyo?


Alimuom.Atbp
in Happy Feet

(Still on Foot Fetish) "Masarap yung magpa-pump while nakaipit sa toes! Hrrrmmmm!"

Lyka Says: Siete Pecados! Di ko ma take toh. Di ko ma-imagine. Ang lu-feet! Finafak na fala ang mga Toes ngayon? di ko alam yun. Super Safe Sex talagah ang drama ng Alimuom! Hrrrrmmm!


Bryan Anthony
in Cum Back To Me

(On Gabby Concepcion's Showbiz Comeback) "Malaki kaya titi ni Gabby?"

Lyka Says: Tanungin mo si Sharon! As in..... As in yan lang talagah ang ma-isip ng Bryan sa pagbabalik ni Gabby sa showbiz! Size really matters pala ke Miss Papua New Guinea natin. Titi! Titi! Titi! Puro ka na lang Titi!


Jezebel Patel
in A Line That Explodes

"Statement!! Statement!! Ayoko ng masikip!! Ayoko ng mabaho.. in other words.. ayaw ko ng puki!!"

Lyka Says: Ayan at naiba. Naging puki naman. Pero ang bading-counterpart ba ng puki eh mabango? BTW, Miss India! Ang pinaka-macho at gwapo mong pic talagah ang featured ko ditrek ha. Naisip ko lang at baka makatulong sa votes. (Lalo na para ke blogless Bituin). Chos!

-----O-----

Gays and Ladies, Bees and Honeys, they are your Top 5 Finalists vying for the TiTi this Month. Would it be Mandaya Moore Orlis, who already owns three TiTis to date? Or one-time TiTi Winner Bryan Anthony? Is it time to honor former nominees Johnny Panic and Jezebel Patel? Or is it the first-timer Alimuom.Atbp's time to shine?

I know you dont have the money to vote for the two Davids in AI or the privilege to vote for Obama. (Chos!) But in TiTi Awards, you have the right and the moral obligation (another Chos!) to choose who you think has the panache to be called April 2008's TiTi Queen.

Vote for your Top Three (in order) via the comment sex-tion. Let us be Just and Fair. May the best Gay win!