Monday, January 21, 2008

Update


Lyka Bergen is in Iloilo watching Dinagyang. She'll be back soon!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Nora sa Sausalito

Namasyal na naman ang Muchachang Norah. Destination: Sausalito. Another Barrio outside San Francisco.


"Anovah! At napapalid ang hair koh!"


"Pero, in fairness, maganda ang hangin ditrik ha! Fresh na fresh!"

(Humming to the tune of Anak ng Pasig si Norah)


"Bulubundukin pala ditrik! Hey Joe! Pa-Hitch papuntang Park. Pls!"


"Snubbed ang beauty koh! Walk the Line ala Reese na nga lang ketch! Tse!"


"Asan kaya ang lecheng Park ditrik? Ayuuun!
Me Papa kayang nakaabang sa kin?"



"Hoooy! Papa! Psssst! Mas maganda ako ke sa kanya! Pssst!....
Bakit di kaya inakbayan ang murat?"


(Walang nakitang Papa ang Nora kaya naghanap ng makainan.)


"Aaay! Horizons!!! Etoh raw ang zikat ditrik! Masubukan nga!"


Seefood Paella kaagad ang order ng Norah!


At nag-Champagne to start and Chai to conclude pa ang Gagah!


At nag-Tiramisu for dessert pah!

Nora: "Waiteeeeeeer! Ang bill?..... Pls!"


"Anoh? Tama ba tong nakikita koh?"


"Waiteeeer! Waiteeeer! Waiteeeeeeeeer!"

Waiter (Glenn ang pangalan): "Yes Ma'am?"
Nora: "Can you show me the way to your kitchen, plz."
Waiter: "Is there a problem, Ma'am?"

(Smile lang ang Norah).


Sorry ang Norah. Di nadala sa charm ang Waiter Papa.

Pahabol ni Nora (habang wash ng dishes): "Bwisit na SALSAL-lito na toh! Napahamak akoh!"

Monday, January 7, 2008

Luke And Me

OMG! This is sooo Nora. Kakainis! But we lyk.


At Paris pa ang setting ha!




Visit Luc Et Moi for more Gay Love. Vavoooo!

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We lyk Lisa Hannigan! That girl from The Damien Rice's Band. Ang taray kasi ang boses! Kaya lang iniwan na silang tuluyan ni Damien early this year dahil nag-solo career na ang bruho. Tse nya!

Wiz pa solo album ang Lisa pero super hintay ang LTE ditets. For a meantime. The Damien Rice's Band na lang ang listen namin just to hear Lisa sing. And here is 9 Crimes for our Song of the Week. Watch and Listen sa sidebar. Or click na lang here.

Visit Lisa Hannigan's unofficial website here.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Titi Winner: Dec 2007

The Las Tres Estrellas "Titi" Awards have brought fun and excitement to this blog for 17 months already. It is our way to honor YOU, our readers and blog friends OUT there. Salaam! ... and Chos!

This "Titi" honors the best comment of the month made by the Baklas all over and just around the bend. Including those from Bear Bottom, Texas!

This is the 18th Las Tres Estrellas 'Titi" Awards, LIVE from San Francisco, USA! with Special Guest.....Chanda Romero!!!!!!

(Hoy Chanda!, chanda-chanda ko pa ang beauty mo dati. Pero ngayon, kahit ang chanda-chanda mo na, Gay Icon ka pa rin sa 'min. Go!)

Chanda: It's an honor that I have been asked to announce the Titi Winner for December 2007. ...the last Titi Winner for 2007 and the first to be awarded for the year 2008. O di ba? Bongga sya?.... But first, let me announce the 2 bakla who almost made it to make beso-beso with me receiving this Award....

2nd Runner- Up is....... Goddess!!!!!
1st Runner Up is...... Fuchsiaboy!!!!!


And the Titi goes to...........


Mandaya Moore-Orlis!!!!!!
in Pregnant Toads

The Winning Comment:
(On Posing naked and pregnant ala Demi Moore) "Five months from now baka makapag-pose na rin ako ng tulad niyan. Yan ay kung mabuo ang bata sa aking sinapupunan.

Ewan ko ba, sa araw-araw na ginawa ni bathala, lagi ko na lang nae-ebak ang paa o kamay ng baby namin ni Kulot. Sabi naman ng doctor pwede raw i-assemble ang baby later. Yun lang. Tse!"


This is Mandaya Moore-Orlis' third Titi. She first won for her 'Word Peace' comment on November 2006 and her 'Self-Fuck' one on June 2007. She now holds the record for winning the most Titis. Congratulations Mandaya.... and this is for you......



The Legend that is Mandaya Moore, the Blog. Her comedic and spontaneous way of presenting the lives of our sisters from the boondocks captures the hearts of people like us, the Gay Pinoy bloggers all over the world!

Mandaya Moore's blog conveys advice that Pinoy Gay Life (or Life in general) is a Comedy.... So, mga bakla, dont take it seriously, and enjoy it na lang davu?! Again, Congrats Mama Mandaya!.... Tse!

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Reader's Choice:
1. Mandaya Moore (300 pts)
2. Fuchsiaboy (200 pts)
3. Mrs J (100 pts)
4. Bryan Anthony (50 pts)
5. Goddess (25 pts pts)

LTE's Choice:
1. Mandaya Moore (350 Pts)
2. Fuchsiaboy (250 Pts)
3. Goddess (150 Pts)
4. Johnny Panic (75 Pts)
5. Mrs J (50 Pts)

Final Result:
1. Mandaya Moore (650 pts)
2. Fuchsiaboy (450 pts)
3. Goddess (175 pts)
4. Mrs J (150 pts)
5. Johnny Panic (75 pts)


“Recycle,” tanging sagot ng bakla, habang hinuhugasan ang nagamit na'ng condom. -Excerpt from Mandaya's Blog

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

LTE Awards: Dec 2007 Nominees

Pls welcome, Miss Hilary Swank and Jake Gyllenhaal!.

Hilary: Happy New Year!
Jake: True!
Hilary: It's time to announce the Nominees for Dec 2007 Titi! Jake, Are you excited na ba?
Jake: True!
Hilary: So here they are, in no particular ordah! Beginning with......


Johnny Panic
in Oscarlito Sana

(On Viggo Mortensen's chances to be nominated in this year's Oscars) "Viggooooooooooooooooooh! Wag ka sanang ma-vigo sa oscar nomination!"


LTE say:
Ikaw kaya? Mavi-Vigo sa Titi Awards? Chos!


Yesnah Noppa
in Oscarlito Sana

(On Oscar Awards) "Why Brokeback Mountain did not win for Best Picture? We all know the answer to that... is it the other movie showed more sensitivity to the human suffering??? Sensitivity my foot!"

LTE say: Sensitive talagah ang foot ng Mama O! Kaya wiz pedicure yan! Evah!


Fuchsiaboy
in Project Runway: Philippines

(On Regine Velasquez) "I miss Regine when she was really experimental and really forward in what she was wearing......Then she fell for Ariel Rivera and the lady became baduy. Ay naku sorry but naging baduy na baduy na baduy sya with Ogie now. Louis Vuitton is just so baduy in her sometimes. Mukha nang fake ang original".

LTE say: Nakuh! Galit ang Kelly dahil nilait ang idolatry nya! Pero pasok ka dahil ang taray moh! ... Tse raw, sabi ni Kelly!


Momel
in Ang Anghel at Ang Kabayo

(On Fil-Am Singer/Model JayR) "JayR still is the bestest masturbatory fantasy ever. Mas masaya ung mukhang salbahe, ung tipong papatakan ka muna ng kandila bago mag-dookit".

LTE Say: Gosh ha! Masokistang may Tattoo! Gandaaa!


Goddess
in Ang Anghel at Ang Kabayo

(Still on Jay-R) "Wit ko bet yang si JayR. Kahit ba ingud-ngud nya sa akin yang etits nya.... Ng makita ko ang Unisilver poster nya, ang nasabi ko na lang.. "Putanginang mukha yan!"

LTE say: Hahaha! Tarush ang gagah! Buti na lang di ka type ni Jay-R. Chos!


Bryan Anthony
in Ang Anghel at Ang Kabayo

(On Rafael Rossell) "Dahil kahit acido pa ang tamod ni Rafael, magpapauring ako sa kanya!! Ouch! Ahhhh!"

LTE Say: Etoh pa! Isa pang masokista! Bruha!

Mrs J
in Top Cat Model

(On cute pictures of cats in wigs) "Ngayon ko lang masasabi na... I LOVE PUSSY NA!!!"

LTE Say: No No No Way! Ang itsurang yan? Mahilig sa Pussy? No No No Way!


Mandaya Moore
in Pregnant Toads

(On Posing naked and pregnant ala Demi Moore) "Five months from now baka makapagpose na rin ako ng tulad niyan. Yan ay kung mabuo ang bata sa aking sinapupunan. Ewan ko ba, sa araw-araw na ginawa ni bathala, lagi ko na lang nae-ebak ang paa o kamay ng baby namin ni Kulot. Sabi naman ng doctor pwede raw i-assemble ang baby later. Yun lang. Tse!"

LTE say: No Comment!

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Ayan! Top 3 nyo? In ordah dapat para knowing kung sino ang karapat-dapat na kokoronahan at papa-unlakan ng Titi for December 2007 (LTE's Best Comment of the Month). Vote nah!

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Happy New Year mga Vadings! Kakainis nga eh, Isang guhit na naman yan sa mukha. Chos! Let us be Better People sa New Year na toh! Yan ang theme ng LTE for this year. Inordah to achieve a better life, dapat let us be better people muna. Okens?

Jake: True!


So heto ang Song of the Week namin. Better People by Xavier Rudd. Watch and Listen sa sidebar. Or go see na lang here. Again, Happy New Year to all and Vavoooo!