Saturday, September 29, 2007

Emancipation of Me-Me

This (Two Truths and a Lie) Me-Me is from Kiss My Mike....

Can you guess which out of the three statements about me is a lie?

1. I was interviewed by Ali Sotto in an event.
2. I lost my virginity at age 6.
3. I was incarcerated in the Middle East.

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Doing this Me-Me reminds me of this other (Emancipation of) Me-Me from the beautiful Megan. This time, truth lahat.

Three things that scare me:
1. The Unknown
2. Getting old alone
3. Death of a loved one

Three people who make me laugh:
1. Las Tres Estrellas and Friends: The kabadingan moments
2. Gay and Pa-Gay stand-up comedians
3. Michael V. (Bitoy and his victims)

Three things I love:
1. Movies that make you think.
2. Atmospheric Music
3. Holidays (or long drives) with Friends

Three things I hate:
1. Waiting
2. Stomachaches
3. Racial Discrimination

Three things I don’t understand:
1. E = mc2
2. Why people fight
3. Why God allows evil to do its work

Three things on my desk:
1. A Pack of Marlboro Lights and a blue lighter
2. Southwest Ticket to Los Angeles
3. Alcohol Pads from work

Three things I am doing right now:
1. Digesting Chinese
2. Listening to Lisa Loeb
3. Blogging, Hello?

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Visit Easter Island
2. Make my own Movie
3. Own a Beach House

Three things I can do:
1. Bake and design Cakes
2. Locate any country on the map
3. Paint (ng bahay nga lang!)

Three things I can’t do:
1. Play Ball Sports
2. Drive alone without music
3. Visit a Bath House (or attend a S&M/Leather Party in Leather)

Three things I would like to learn:
1. Scriptwriting
2. Digital Movie-making
3. Play the piano or any musical instrument

Three favorite foods:
1. Litson Paksiw
2. Sushi
3. Bulgogi

Three shows I watched as a kid:
1. The Smurfs
2. Star Rangers
3. Chicks to Chicks


-----O-----


Ayaaan! Tag ko ang lahat na-feel ang mga Me-Me na to! Vavooo!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Sampal!

You're allowed to punch out anyone and get away with it. Who is getting clocked?

That was Maxim's question to Masi Oka of TV's Heroes. And here is his reply:

"Mike Tyson, because he's an idiot. He could've been such a role model, yet he's become a parody of himself. It's kind of sad."

Kayo? Sino ang sasampalin nyo? Kung tatanungin kayo ni Kris Aquino sa isang live TV show ng question na toh? Ano ang isasagot mo?

Kami? Si Gretchen Barretto. And why?... Just like Mike Tyson, she could've been such a role model, yet she's become a parody of herself. It's kind of sad.

Gretchen owns one of the most beautiful faces in Pinoy showbiz everlou. Maganda ang bruha talaga. That is not the reason kung bakit sasampalin namin sya. Sinayang nya eto eh. Nang nakasama ang Tony Boy, biglang lumaki ang ulo (at biglang lumiit ang thighs. Chos!) . Puno kasi ng hangin at pagka-hambog si Lola.

So what kung naka Monique Lhullier or naka Valentino ka? Or Marc Jacobs ang bag mo? Or Manolos ang shoes mo. Kailangan bang malaman ng lahat ng tao ito? Kahit di ka tinatanong, ever broadcast mo toh? Nagmukhang cheap ka tuloy instead na maging elegante sana. Sayang ang Greta. Isa lang ang ma-ipapayo ko, gayahin si Katie Holmes. Ang problema, ang buhok lang ni Katie ang ginaya ni Greta. Haaaay! Vavooo!

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Pahabol. Kung hindi available si Tita Greta, Si Willie Revillame na lang. Why? Because... He could NEVER be a role model and he doesn't even know what 'Parody' means. And yes, He's an Idiot!

------O-----



At sa mga fans nina Tita Greta, Willie Revillame, Mike Tyson, Katie Holmes, at Masi Oka. Pati na rin sa mga Fans ni Monique, Valentino, Marc and Manolo, eto ay handog ng LTE para sa inyo.

Our Song of the Week. Antenna Trash from Lali Puna. Watch and listen sa sidebar. Enjoy to the world!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Bring Me To Donsol

So, Donsol is the official Philippine entry to the Best Foreign Film -Oscars next year. Directed by Adolfo Alix, Jr and starred Angel Aquino and Sid Lucero. Supporting Cast includes Cherie Gil and Jacklyn Jose.

Donsol is a love story. It is a story of heartbreak and the healing power of love (accdg. to some website I read). I havent seen Donsol yet, so no comment na muna with its chances to be nominated at the Oscars next year.

Kubrador with Gina Parreno lost its chance after Donsol was named by the FAP as Philly's entry to the Oscars. I havent seen both movies yet but, with the trailers (below). I thought of Kubrador as more powerful to be considered by the Oscars' choice committee. See for yourself.



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I just finished watching The Lives Of Others, 2006 Oscars' Best Foreign Language Film from Germany. Love story din po sya but it has a lot to offer other than two individuals in love. It has its political aspect, its sentimentality, and the most important of all, the chill effect.

I reckon that the film's storyline is the first thing to consider when choosing which film to submit for this category. It must be sentimental (Cinema Paradiso, Life Is Beautiful, Amelie, The Sea Inside) or Political (Paradise Now, No Man's Land, Sophie Scholl, Joyeux Noel); or movies with children (Central Station, The Chorus, Kolya, Children of Heaven, Water) and it must give you chills (noticed in almost all movies nominated). Among Philippine films, Magnifico had all of these, but it was not sent.

The Philippines has never been nominated in this Oscar category. Do you think Donsol will be the first?

Friday, September 21, 2007

A Talk With Ekra

Finally, after more than a month of silence and estrangement from sister Ekra, nag-usap na rin kami muli. This was two days ago, over the phone. Here is the full conversation:



Lyka:
Hello?
Ekra: Lyka! (of course, using my real name here).
Lyka: Uhuh?
Ekra: I am sending you an 104-year-old African-American female with lower GI Bleed. Chief Complaint of Bloody Stool, since this morning. This is new to her. No other GI history but Diverticulitis. No other medical problems except for patient is demented and requires a sitter.
Lyka: Hold On....., Kim! (talking to our Charge Nurse now), Do we have a sitter available for this patient from ER?
Kim: It's Chad and he is already here.
Lyka: (Back to Ekra) How bad is the patient?
Ekra: She's trying to get out of bed to pee even though we have a Foley on here already.
Lyka: Is the bleeding active?
Ekra: Very much. She's having Dark Red. I put her on a diaper. H and H is not that low though. No blood given. You have to check for another one at 8. Other Lab works within normal.
Lyka: Any special orders?
Ekra: Hmmm... you'll start fluids @ 100cc/hr x1 liter. I think that's it. Any more questions?
Lyka: None at all. Thank you.
Ekra: OK, then.... Bye!
Lyka: Bye!

(end of conversation)

-----O-----

Opo! Sa work po lahat ito ganap. At yun lang talaga. Ang taray ng sisters ninyo ano? Tatanungin ko pa sana kung kamusta na sya. Choz!

Seriously now, when all this started (no, not the bleeding lady but the Ekra-Lyka Alienation), I felt really sad and dispirited because of the rift. I had difficulty sleeping at gigising ako na mabigat ang dibdib. Habang tumagal, I learned to forget it. I thought I was OK na until this phone conversation with her. I am having problems sleeping again and for the past two mornings, I woke up with this sisterhood's disaffection in my mind. Dyahe!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Ang Ganda Ni Paolo!

GMA presents Zaido. Another Action-Fantasy Teleserye from the Rainbow Network starring Dennis Trillo at mga alalay nyang sina Marky Cieolo at Papa Aljur Abrenica.

Dahil Rainbow Network ito, syempre may bading dapat na character. Nooo! Hindi si Dennis ang Bading. (Hindi sya bading. ONLY sa TV series na toh).

Si Ida ang bading. Tranny kontrabida with a futurustic Princess Jasmine pink costume. Ano kaya ang superpower ng bruhang itets? Naging kontrabida ba sya dahil di nya magetsing maka-dyug si Papa Aljur Abrenica? Choooos!

Ang gaganap na Ida? Si Paolo Ballesteros (pictured).

Ang ganda ng bruha ha! Feel na Feel! Kamukha pa ni Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah. (pictured right). I am zure inggit ever ang rumored na naka one night stand ni Paolo na si Uma Khouny. (Na kaaway ni Wendy Valdez ngayon. [Watch]).

Hoy Paolo! Ipagtangol mo sa mga evil forces like Wendy ang ka dyug mo na si Uma. Please! Maganda lang ang make-up mo, kaya wag mag-taray! Kukupas din yun! Tse!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Excited and Lost



Excited kami ke Meryl Streep as Donna in Mama Mia, ze Movie. Magaling naman talaga ang Lola ninyo! Kahit ano ang pagagawa nyo key Mama Meryl, wagi! ...... At kay J-Hud na rin lang as Carrie Bradshaw's sssistant raw in Sex And The City, ze Movie. Best Supporting everlou na lang ba palagi ang roles nya?..... And Gosh! Paolo Coelho's Veronica Decides To Die, ze movie na rin! Ang gaganap na Veronica? Kate Bosworth! Ang The Alchemist kaya? Kelan gawing ze movie? Mas excited Failon kami don.



Lost Additional Cast

Excited na rin kami sa mga bagong characters ng Lost! Kahit sino pa zila. Kahit hindi pa zila kilala. Excited pa rin kami sa dahilan na zure kami na interesting ang mga roles nila. Lost pa!

Zila ay sina Jeff Faley (Grindhouse), Rebecca Mader (The Devil Wears Prada), Jeremy Davies (Dogville), Lance Reddick (Numb3rs), and Ken Leung (Saw).

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Congrey, Terry!

Speaking of Lost, Congratulations to Terry O'Quinn for winning Best Supporting Actor sa Emmy's. The first and only Emmy for Lost. Di sya lost, win sya!

At bakit pa kasi pinatay ang character na si Shannon (Maggie Grace), ang malditang sosyalera. Favorite ko pa naman ang bruha sa Season 1. Kaloka ang role nya. Parang aketch!

At si Paolo (Rodrigo Santoro). Vakiiiit? Vakit pinatay ang role nya? Sayang zi Papa! Pero, ang balita ko, babalik raw sya. Inilibing ba nanam sa beach ng buhay. Ibalik sya! Kahit sa mga echos na flashbacks man lang.

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Our Song of the Week is from Joe Purdy. Wash Away ang title. First heard sa Lost (of course). Watch ang video sa sidebar. Vavooo!

"And I had friends oh, but not today
Cause they're done washed away
They're done washed away

And oh, I've been cryin'
And oh, I've been cryin'
And oh, no more cryin'
No, no more cryin' here".

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Character: Teresita

Si Teresita, co-worker ng Mama O, nag-party sa bagong bahay nya kahapon. Bitbit naman ako ni Mama O kaya join na rin ketch. Of course, another Pinoy party na naman to. Lafang here and there na naman. (In fairyness, masarap ang Cassava Cake).

Teresita is from Dumalag, Capiz. Medyo may katandaan na at matagal na rin dito sa Tate. Doon sa bagong garden nila ganap ang kainan. Maganda naman talaga ang garden ng Teresita. At sya lang talaga ang nag landscape nito and did the planting herself.

Si Mhel, isa sa mga bisita, ang kasama namin ni Mama O habang palakad lakad sa garden enjoying the plants and the flowers. Si Mhel ay may napansin na interesting na halaman. Ito ay parang grass. Green, na parang Bermuda. Nice tingnan at smooth hipuin. "Oo nga ano?" sabi ni Mama O. "Ang cute!"



"Teresita!" tawag ni Mhel. Lapit naman si Teresita. "Anong tawag dito?" tanong ng Mhel habang tinuturo ang halaman. "Ah yan? Japanese Mousse yan!". "Oh.... Japanese Mouse" duet namin ni Mama O. "Saan naman mabili yang Japanese Mousse na yan? Makabili nga rin yan" sabi ng Mhel.

Pagkalipas ng 10 questions and answers about the Japanese Mousse, nagyaya si Teresita na tingnan ang Apple Tree nya. Si Mhel na ang sumama. Napaiwan kami ng Mama O.

"Japanese Mousse? Pwede to sa garden natin 'Day" sabi ni Mama O sa akin habang hinihimas ang Japanese Mousse. "Teka bakit Japanese Mousse ang tawag?" asked ko. "Hindi naman sya parang gel at fluffy"... "Baka smooth lang sya kaya naging Mousse ang tawag" sagot ni Mama O. "Smooth talaga yan, dahil lumot yan!" sagot ko.... "Lumot!" At bigla na lang kami napa-stare sa isa't isa at tumawa ng tawa.

Japanese Moss! Gosh! Yun pala yun! Kaya LOL kami ng Mama O. Napalapit si Teresita. "Oh bakit kayo tawa ng tawa?" asked nya. In unison, sagot namin ni Mama O, "Wala!"

(Buti na lang at di kilala ni Teresita si Kate... si Kate Mousse!)

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Top 10: Gaya-Gaya Music

Ayaaan! Umulan na rin kina Mandy Moore kaya nanghiram ng Umbrella kay Rihanna. At ang Alanis Morrisette nakisabay na rin sa Black-Eyed Peas with their Humps. Ang Counting Crows sumikat lang dahil kay Joni Mitchell(Big Yellow Taxi). At ngayon Pagdating Ng Panahon, ke Martin Nievera na!

Kaya eto, ang LTE's Top 7 Gaya-Gaya Songs Everlou. Both Orig and GAYa-Gaya versions ay lyk na lyk. In no particular order:

Hand In My Pocket
Original: Alanis Morrisette
Gaya-Gaya Version: JD Fortune (from Rockstar:INXS)



I Just Cant Get Enough
Original: Depeche Mode
Gaya-Gaya Version: Nouvelle Vague ft. Moby



Yellow
Original: Coldplay
Gaya Gaya Version: Tanya Chua (from Singapore Idol)



Your Song
Original: Elton John
Gaya Gaya Version: Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge)



It's All Coming Back To Me Now
Original: Meat Loaf ft. Marion Raven
Gaya-Gaya Version: Celine Dion



Sympathy For The Devil
Original: Rolling Stones (Video in Neptune Remix)
Gaya Gaya Version: Freedum Dub (Pleased Remix)



Where The Streets Have No Name
Original: U2
Gaya Gaya Version: Pet Shop Boys



Dreams
Original: Cranberries
Gaya Gaya Version: Dario G



Mad World
Original: Tears For Fears
Gaya Gaya Version: Gary Jules



Fever
Original Version: Peggy Lee
Gaya Gaya Version: Madonna



Kayo? Anong sa inyo? I am sure Regine V. versions naman ang nasa-isip ng iba dyan. Chos!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Racial Profiling V

Ekra's Afro: Djimon Hounsou


Djimon Hounsou for Calvin Klein

Aaay Bongga ang Djimoun. Ang dating Amistad slave, Calvin Klein Brief model na ngayon! Chos! Everytime mag driving around the city ako, ever present ang Papa Dji! papa-ano ba naman eh, nakadikit sa mga bus ang mga campaign ads nya. Once, nasa passenger seat ang Mama O. Asked ko sya: papatol ka? Ang sagot: Nooooo! Gaga! Kayo mga vadz, payag ba kayo? Ako? Oo!

-----O-----

Kelly's Caucasia: Kate Moss


Kate Moss for Longchamp

Ang Ate Kate! Supermodel everlou! Sa edad tres-tres plus the drug scandal, wagi pa rin ang Gagah! Longchamp campaign model pa rin for Fall-Winter 2007-2008 ang supermodah! At di lang yan. Pati na rin ang Versace and Roberto Cavalli. Tse! Pero Tita Kate naman, bat ang ang Pete Doherty pa ang pinili mong ka-dyug! Palitan na kasi.... sa ganda mong yan. Win ka!

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Lyka's Brown Asia: Lucy Lui


Lucy Lui for Gap

Gosh Lucy ha! Di ka rin papatalo kay Papa Dji. Nakadikit ka rin sa mga bus ngayon ha! At teka, parang familiar ang pose na toh? Aaaah! Nagawa na to ni Yunjim Kim of LTE's Racial Profiling I. Mga asyang na murat na toh talaga. Bat ganon ang pose nyo ever! Pero wagi ha! Isulong ang lahing asyang with the asyang pose! Tse!

-----O------

Mama O. Latino: Evandro Soldati


Evandro Soldati for Narciso Rodriguez

Papa Evandro! Kalorkey ka! Ang na brands na kasali sya: Louis Vuitton, Emporio Armani, Valentino, Ellus Jeans, A&F, atbp. Ang mga Papa from Brazil talagah. Wagiiiii!

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Hello/Goodbye

Hello: Vanessa Hudgens
Hold On: Vanessa Minnillo
Goodbye: Jasmine Trias



Most of us Pinoys love to see other Pinoys excel internationally davu? Example ang mga murat na tosh. Say Hello to Vanessa Hudgens, not the High School Musical pa-tweetums teen, but the sexy and grown-up Vanessa. Ang taray ng nude pic ng bruha. Look what happened, she became the talk of the town lately dahil dito. Ang taray!.... The other Vanessa (Minnillo) naman, di rin magpatalo at si Nick Lachey pa ang karga. Let's hold on and wait for what's next with her...... So what about Jasmine Trias? She needs to go nude too. But i dont think she'll do that. So, we say goodbye to her.

-----O-----

Hello: Eyton Fox
Hold On: Pedro Almodovar
Goodbye: Wong Kar Wai


Eyton Fox's The Bubble: Trailer and Clip

Eyton Fox's Yossi Jagger is my favorite gay movie everlou. His last, Walk on Water is also fascinating davu?. At ngayon, The Bubble naman. Gay or not gay, the trailer interests me ha. I cant wait to see it na ... I'll keep Pedro Almodovar because he is Pedro Almodovar. Ang taray nya kasi... I say goodbye to Wong Kar Wai. I love Happy Together but his last two films were disappointing. Not because they were not gay films. Yes, they look visually superb at very cinematic, but the plot and the characters? Boring. I didnt even finish In The Mood For Love. I fell asleep with 2046. Wong's storytelling has gone bad.

-----O-----

Hello: Pokwang
Hold On: Ai-Ai De Las Alas
Goodbye: Cynthia Patag



Geez, I first thought Pokwang was not that funny. I searched her in YouTube once and gosh, di ko mapigilan ang tawa. I remember, this was the same feeling when i first saw Ai Ai de las Alas on TV but Ai-Ai has gone serious with her interviews and guesting na. And even her 1 Vs 100 appearance was subtle compared to Pokwang's Game Ka Na Ba's. But where the hell is Cynthia Patag na ba? The last time I heard about her was... naloko raw sya with her application sa States. I dont see any revival from her na talagah. So,.... goodbye!

-----O-----

Hello: Bionic Woman
Hold On: Ugly Betty
Goodbye: Alias



Abangan si Bionic Woman! Bagong pakulo ng NBC this Fall. Starring Michelle Ryan! Sabi nga nila, She lives a normal life. But that's about to change! Kaya say hello na ke Bionic Woman! ... 2nd Season na rin ni Ugly Betty, kaya suportahan pa rin natin ang bruhang America!..... Miss na rin natin ang Alias but it's time to let go na. Goodbye Sydney Bristow! But Jennifer, dahil maganda ka, di ka pa goodbye! See you na lang in the big screen Vavoooo!

-----O-----

Opinion lang po mga Bruha! Ang mag-react.... totoong bruha! Tse! BTW, Our Song of the Week is Song To Say Goodbye by Placebo. Sad ang video ha! Affected ketch!. Watch sa sidebar. At ang lyrics....

You were mother nature's son.
Someone to whom I could relate.
Your needle and your damage done,
Remains a sordid twist of fate.
Now I'm trying to wake you up,
To pull you from the liquid sky.
Cause if I don't we'll both end up
With just your song to say goodbye.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Ang Taray Ni Fuchsia!

This month's issue of Preview Magazine includes their List of Manila's Hottest New Fashion Design Talents and guess what?.... Ang Fuchsiaboy, napasama!



Don Protasio aka Fuchsiaboy, bruha ka! Ang tarush mo! Congrey Lola! Ang ganda mo! Tse! Kaya pala di ka na masyadong napa-visit dito sa LTE dahil sikat alano ka na! Bongga ka 'day! Itaas ang kilay!

O ayan na mga bading! Magpa-book na ke Fuchsia habang mura pa lang ang talent fee nya. Who knows... maging malaking bituin ng Pinoy Fashion World ang lola ninyo! Ang designs, pang- Yohji Yamamoto! Tarush!

Congratulations Don! (Ang name, mga Ineng.... tandaan. Don Protasio.... Parang character sa Noli Me Tangere at El Filibusterismo. Vavoooo!)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Sayang Si Louise


Britain's Next Top Model: Lauren McAvoy

Si Lauren? Oo sya ang winnah! Tse!

Nothing spectacular naman tong bagong Britain's Next Top Model na toh. From the start pa lang di namin sya pansin. Asan ang XF nya? Wala! Ayyy! Yung above photos nya lang ang lyk namin from her portfolio.

Ewan ko kung watch nyo rin tong Britain's version ng zikat na show ni Mama Tara. Si Lousie sana ang lyk namin pero luz valdez ang bruha. At bakit? Siyeeet! Nagmukhang Dabiana ang bruha sa Finals!



Very fierce ang Louise sana. Very Editorial ang vilat. Kaya lang medyo tabatsingsing ang lokah. Sa Finals nila sa Rio De Janeiro, nasapawan ang pagka photogenic nito ng pagka-sexy ni Lauren. Gosh naman kasi at sa Brazil pa ang finals. Sexy-ness on the beach pa naman ang motif. (Ay! Motif,... ang charooot ng word na tets!). Ayun! lumabas ang hidden fats ni Louise.

Sa umpisa pa lang, Si Lousie na ang betsina ramos namin. Tingnan nyo naman ang mga kuha ng bruha (below). Di ba Diva ang gagah?




Runner Up: Louise Watts

OK na sana.... kaya lang napalpak dahil sa extra fats nitets! At ang Final Catwalk test nya? Sorry mga Misis, di spectacular ang walk ng Louise natin. (Girl! Sana nag Crash Course ka muna sa pagrarampa ke Anna Bayle!) Kitang-kita na si Lauren ang may edge between the two of them sa Finals.

Louise, Izza lang ang ma-say ko sa yo: Zayang and Forever!

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Ay! Oo nga pala. Happy Birthday to Sister Kelly! Hoy Gagah mag-celebrate ka dahil matanda ka na! tse!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

TITI Winner: August 2007

Ola! Hmmm... eto na ang Titi Winnah (Best Comment) for the Month of August 2007. Its time for Oxana Olafski to conclude her reign. Oxana, pakibilis na at mag 'firewall' walk ka na....

Oxana: "My journey could not have been completed alone, and for that, I would like to give thanks especially to the Heavenly Father who has truly blessed me. Also, to the Las Tres Estrellas Organization, Madam Lyka Bergen and all her assistants, thank you for giving me the Titi – the only one that stands out among my gold stars".

Wag mo ng patatagalin pa Oxana Bruha! Viliz!

Pahabol ni Oxana: "To my successor, I wish you the best on your incredible adventure with the Titi. After this, my journey isn’t over yet and never will be. Let’s go green! Gracias!"

Tama na Oxana! Over ka na ha! Eto na po ang mga bagong Winnah: (Ewan ko kung may magalit o magreklamo... sana wala).

Ready na vah? Here we go.....

Our Second Runner-Up is....... Empress Maruja!
Our First Runner-Up is...... Goddess!

And the August 2007 TITI goes tooooooo........



Bryan Anthony
in Walang Utak sa Ganda

I believe...... in God the father almighty! (On how Miss Teen South Carolina should have answered her question on why most Americans cannot locate their country on the map.)

Congratulations to Bryan Anthony! Your beauty and wit made you the Titi recipient of the Month. I personally believe na sa sobrang abala natin sa buhay minsan, nakalimutan na natin si Lord. Unlike South Africa and The Iraq... and such as.... the Asian Countries.... to build a better future for the U.S..... Dahil dito, win ka!

This is Bryan Anthony's first Titi. Know more about our new winner by visiting his Bryan Miseducated: His Last Solitaire.

I am back! But I am not posting just yet.
-Bryan Anthony, Titi Winner

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Nagulat ba kayo? Ay ewan! Walang Willie Revillame na dayaan ditets. Here is the breakdown of scores from Cory Vedanes.

Reader's Choice:
1. Goddess (150 pts)
2. Empress Maruja (75 pts)
3. Maui [tae] (50 pts)
4. Bryan Anthony (25 pts)
5. Mrs J (10 pts)

LTE's Choice:
1. Bryan Anthony (200 pts)
2. Empress Maruja (100 pts)
3. Maui (75 pts)
4. Goddess (50 pts)
5. Kiks (25 pts)

Star 1 (Bryan, Maruja, Kiks, Maui [tae], Goddess, )
Star 2 (Bryan, Maruja, Kiss My Mike, Maui [tae], Goddess)
Star 3 (Bryan, Maui [tae], Goddess, Maruja, Kiks)
Star 4 (abstained)

Total (Top 5):
1. Bryan Anthony = 225 pts
2. Goddess = 200 pts
3. Empress Maruja = 175 pts
4. Maui [tae] = 125 pts
5. Kiks = 25 pts

------O------

Again, Congratulations to Bryan Anthony! Sana ma-enjoy mo ang bagong Titi mo! Kung hindi dahil kay Miss Teen South Carolina..... wala ka! Eto ang bagong video nya at para raw sa yo toh:

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Beautiful


John Mullally, Rafael Rosell, Bruce Quebral

Gosh! We so love this TV Ad. Always beautiful naman talaga ang mga TV chu-chu ng Bench na toh kahit di na kami gumagamit nitets! Ang Taraaay! Especially ang Brokeback Mountain moment nina John Mullally, Rafael Rosell and Bruce Quebral. Feel na feel talaga.



So dramatic ang concept, davush?... Pati ang manonood feel ang beautiful moments. Kahit mukhang mataba si Kris Aquino, pwede na... nadala ng mga fireflies in their supporting roles. Kahit medyo nakita ang di-masyadong-perfect na nose ni Piolo, keri pa rin dahil sa katawan nito; Kahit mukhang awkward ang mga arms ni Kim Chiu, pumatok dahil sa cute na smile ni Gerald Anderson at ang drama ng mga kalapating mababa ang lipad. Kaya lang nakaka-sad dahil kinalbo ni Lucy Torres ang mga kalapating ito; At ang ke Goma.... ang cute... ang cute ng mga dolphins!

Pero the best ang Threesome sa Ilog ng tatlong Papa... but seriously, walang halong kamanyakan, this is the best among the spots presented. Simply stunning!

Congratulations sa gumawa ng TV ad na toh.... lovely! Sinamahan pa ng angelic humming ng Regine Velasquez! Taray talaga! Bow kami!

-----O-----

Song of the Week: Dahil effective ang humming ng Tita Regine sa Bench "Beautiful" Ad, eto ang reyna ng mga humming songbirds... Ang Enya at ang luma nyang kanta (with humming of course)... Carribean Blue. (Yung Boadicea sana kaya lang baka makatulog kayo. Tse!)

Monday, September 3, 2007

Tres Bonggas: Aug 2007

Tres Bonggas will be a part of the LTE Awards from now on. This is the top three of the must-read entries from last month's posts collected from our blogroll (see sidebar). Every entries published for the month of August is eligible.

For August 2007, here is the LTE's Tres Bonggas. The first ever. In no particular ordah:

Mandaya Moore-Orlis' Inggit

Others say, going out with young people makes us young at heart. We agree. But it has its own disadvantage too. They make us look old..... Mandaya Moore-Orlis' Inggit recalls his personal experience of how could this be possible. As usual, she made us laugh. Laughing at the truth. The truth about his age. This post may hurt but could be good for the heart... and it can make you a little bit younger.

Ate Sienna's One "Lovely" Monday Morning

One "Lovely" Monday Morning is a story of how a Flasher could ruin your Monday Morning train ride. Or maybe not.... Some of us would have reacted differently depending on how Papable the flasher was. Yeah, I mean the size. When faced with something sexual and unexpected like this flash gordon (assuming he is Papable), we badings (unlike our female certified Ate Sienna) might say "Oh! What A Lovely Morning!" to every person we'll meet at work.

Kiks' Hombres Teribles

Statistics says 1 out of 10 men is gay. What would you do if you are that 1? Kiks experience in Venezuela is not that odd to most of us badings out there. Surrounded by men talking about 'macho' stuff (like girls, especially girls!) would be too awkward for us.

It would have been easier if Kiks was an obvious "sister" but for the Pamhintas like him, it is beyond his depth. Too uncomfortable and embarrassing if they really want you to get involve with the conversation. The solution: Tell them you are a Born-Again Christian. It worked with Piolo and Sam. Chos!

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Congratulations to the first ever Tres Bonggas! Tse! Voting for the Titi (Best Comment) for August 2007 is still going on. See two post below to vote. Teynks and Vavoooo!

Intermission Muna

Sistahs! I will be in Manila on the 6th till 9th. Please direct me to where the hottest yet safe spots are. Let's meet na rin, davah! comment below. Thanks.